Some more great film clips:
An imager named Dead Red did these
three outstanding zipped .avis from The Devil's Advocate. This is
a great combination. The film clips are high-definition, superior
to DVD quality. The women are beautiful, famous, and naked
full-frontal (Charlize Theron and Connie Nielsen). The movie is a
classic escapist picture with a hammy but charming
performance by Al Pacino as Satan. (Movie
House Review). In
the first clip,
Theron strips stark naked in church.
In the second,
Nielsen strips naked to seduce Keanu.
In the third,
Keanu makes love to his sweet wife (Theron), but fantisizes about
his satanic half-sister (Nielsen), and we see the breasts of both
Stage Beauty attempted to pick up
on some of that Shakespeare in Love vibe by looking at the key
moment in English theater when women were first allowed to play
women's roles. The question it raises is: "So what happened to the
guys whose entire livelihood - playing women in stage - was
legislated away?" It's a decent movie, in the good-not-great
category. I probably liked it more than you will. (Movie
House Review). Claire Danes chose
this film to expose her breasts for the first time on camera.
(Well, the first time she showed them intentionally. One
nipple was seen in a downblouse in Polish Wedding.) Our readers
chose Claire's work in Stage Beauty among the
top ten nude scenes
first clip, Claire whips out a breast for a portrait painter.
In the second, her breasts are visible in a downblouse during
a sex scene.
A nudity classic. A topless
Erika Eleniak pops out of a cake in
Under Siege in this zipped .avi. Amazingly enough, I have never
written a review or done captures from this film, and I never
loaded Tuna's notes into the Movie House, but Tuna wrote
the following, and I agree with it:
Under Seige (1992) is described
on the package as "Die Hard on a ship." The ship is supposedly the
Battleship Missouri. The part of Bruce Willis is played by Steven Seagal, who
has been demoted to the position of ship's cook, probably because of a little
misunderstanding over his having rearranged the face of his
commanding officer. Of course he is really a Navy SEAL, expert in
whatever is needed to get through the plot.
A chopper full of
entertainers and caterers arrive, supposedly from Pearl Harbor, to
throw the captain a birthday party. Included in the guest list is
a centerfold, Erika Eleniak, to jump out of a cake. Erika is what
she appears to be, but the rest of the group actually consists of the baddies, led by a turned CIA agent and
the Missouri's executive officer. Their aim is to take over the ship, offload
some nuclear missiles to a submarine they happen to own,
and sell them to the highest bidder. This is all the more ironic
as the Missouri is on her final voyage to be decommissioned. Of
course it is up to Seagal, with the help of Eleniak, to stop their
I enjoyed it. The Navy policies and
procedures won't stand much scrutiny here, but it was a good,
fast-paced yarn, and Seagal, whom I usually find irritating, was
better here than usual.
C+. IMDb readers have this at 6.1. It was nominated for
Oscars for Best Sound Effects and Sound Editing. It earned $156M
against a $12M budget.
David Cronenberg's Crash is a
love-it-or-hate-it kind of film, and I have done both. It is relentlessly downbeat, humorless,
and totally "off the wall." It exists in an alternate universe
which looks like ours might look if God were a madman. I didn't much care for
Crash the first time
I saw it, especially since it takes itself so seriously, but I came around because it is just so unique
and imaginative. I wrote, "This
movie is like Andy Kaufmann's comedy: it never winks and comes out
of character and tells you everything is OK. It wants you to hate
it, because if it works, a normal person should hate everything
about it. This film might repulse you, in fact it should repulse
you, but you can't deny its imaginative power." (Movie
House Review). There is a lot of nudity, some of it presented
in such a demented way that it isn't remotely appealing, but the
highlight is the full frontal scene in
this zipped .avi
- with crotch close-up - from Deborah Unger.
Warrior makes his predictions for the upcoming
calling for about an 11% increase over last
year, which sounds reasonable
- He thinks
Superman will do no better than $67.5m
because the demand will be burned off by its
early release at midnight on Tuesday. The
logic is probably impeccable, but the exact
number is hard to call. I think it will
probably be higher.
movies (about 4000 screens):
- 79% positive reviews.
- I've lost
track, but this may the first week of the
year in which there are no bad films among
the wide releases.
movies (2800 screens):
The Devil Wears
Prada - 81% positive reviews
A second trailer
for Lady in the Water,
Shyamalan's new movie.
Plot: Attny. Gen. Gonzales Announces
Successful Launch of "Operation Clueless Negro
April Scott: The
New & Improved Daisy Duke
entered the building. In honor of that:
40 Things You
May Not Know About Superman
Here is the
teaser/trailer for Spider-Man 3
is pregnant and mostly nude in the new issue
of Harper's Bazaar
For One Night Stand "
disappointed with the value of photos of Suri
ESPN.com: Page 2
: Welcome to Sports Voyeur Nation
What better way
to celebrate Brazil's win than with Brazilian
out that there's a reason why we need the poor
- they're delicious.
his Medal of Audacity, which goes to those who
impersonate the courageous
tribute to Highlights magazine, the pillar of
Colbert looks at
Warren Buffet's massive charitable
about the increase in the Army enlistment age
The Daily Show
looks at the Miami terrorist cell.
talks to Lance Armstrong
The Daily Show's
John Hodgman evaluates the administration's
theory that history will judge the Iraqi War
to have been a success
Simpson's Music Video Is Gonna Be Sexy
Find the lowest
gas prices in your zip code
'Hi' On Tomato"
Check out the
Woody Allen and
(The article isn't bad either.)
performing U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday "
Fansite Photo Gallery - Miami Vice
to offer corporate lodging. Kind of a 'get
acquainted offer' "
Snakes on a
Astro Pic: The
Moving Moons of Saturn
I was surprised
to see that Roger Ebert disliked Superman
- "This is a
glum, lackluster movie in which even the big
effects sequences seem dutiful instead of
- Ebert has
always been less enthusiastic than most
people about Bryan Singer's movies. The
biggest gap between his opinion and ours is
that he absolutely ripped The Usual Suspects
a new one with one and a half stars - and
that has gone on to the all-time Top 15 at
IMDb - higher than Citizen Kane or
awarded only 2.5 stars to X-Men, and three
to X-2, which is probably half a star below
the general consensus on both pictures.)
Limbaugh thing was totally bogus
- he had an
anonymous bottle of Viagra.
- Hey, no
Limbaugh love for me, but this is complete
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Spaced Out (1979)
Spaced Out (1979) is a silly sex farce from the UK. Four humans are taken
aboard an alien spacecraft by the all-female crew, who come from a unisex
planet. The captain of the spaceship (Kate Ferguson) considers herself an
expert martial artist. Glory Annen is the entire maintenance crew, and Ava
Cadell does anything else required. The alien ship is forced to land on earth
because of mechanical difficulties, and their cargo is ruined. When a herd of
cows surrounds the ship, they take off, against the best advice of the ship's
terminally depressed computer. Then they have a brainstorm and realize that it
might be possible to sell humans to galactic zoos if any of them prove
Two of the captured humans are a couple unhappily engaged because she
(Lynne Ross) is saving herself for the wedding - and even after that sex is
not certain. A third human is a man who had been spying on the bickering
couple. The fourth is a full-on wanker who has a jacket full of girlie
magazines. The humans are examined for fighting ability, intelligence and
physical characteristics. It is during the latter examination that the crew
learns about the joys of being a species with two sexes. Due to a comedy of
errors, the wanker proves to be the smartest, the most adept fighter, and the
most complex physically. The cast is rounded out with a Wurlitzer jukebox,
which is an analyst played by Bob Saget in the US version.And yes, the bride
to be eventually comes across!
While it is certainly not a challenging or ambitious film, and the small
budget is very evident, Spaced Out is enjoyable as a pleasant diversion. Judged
against other UK sex farces of the era, this one is satisfactory brainless
entertainment, and hence a C on our scale.
IMDb says 3.4.
Lynne Ross - breasts.
Kate Ferguson - breasts.
Glory Annen - full frontal.
Ava Cadell - full frontal.
Dann reports on Lifespan (1974):This film is classified as a Sci-Fi Thriller, but actually it's more of a
Sci-Fi Mystery, and things don't sort themselves out until near the end.
A young doctor interested in developing a
way to lengthen life seeks out another doctor well known for his research
on the subject, but the man had just committed suicide, and no one,
including the man's beautiful girlfriend, knows why.
In delving further into the man's work,
the doctor finds that it appears the man has doubled the age of laboratory
mice, and has also been working with residents of an old-age home, who
seem to be living longer than expected.
Frustrated because he can't find notes
indicating just what the man had been doing, or how, he starts to
intensely investigate the man's activities, and comes up with some
A slow-paced and very low-key drama, too
subtle to be called a thriller, but very interesting and thoughtful.
Christine Taylor in Room 6. As usual, Mrs.
Stiller doesn't show much, but you can see a nicely toned booty in some skimpy
With the possible exception of peanut butter and chocolate, no two things go
together better than a naked Paris Hilton and a
Gina Holden in The L Word, episode "Lynch Pin"
Azucena Medina in The Matador. I never reviewed
this, but I saw it and thought it was a very watchable "mismatched buddy"
This is supposed to be Emilie DeRaven from Lost.
If anyone knows for sure one way or another, and/or can identify where the
pics came from, let me know.
BFD did various collages, some photo-representational, others more like
paintings, all fun. They form the rest of "Catch o' the Day." Enjoy.
in At Play in the Fields of the Lord
Jayne Mansfield in Promises, Promises
Jayne's daughter Mariska Hargitay in Welcome to
Lara Flynn Boyle in Past Tense
Lara Flynn Boyle in Susan's Plan
Michelle Pfeiffer in Into the Night
Michelle Pfeiffer in Tequila Sunrise
Michelle Pfeiffer in A Thousand Acres
Leigh Taylor-Young in the original version of The
This is said to be Marilyn Monroe in a stag film
made early in her career. (It's actually former POM Arline Hunter.)
Pat's comments in yellow...
Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach,
Florida, International Airport because he had a bottle of Viagra without a
prescription. He was finally released without being charged, but the sheriff
plans to refer it to state authorities, who say it could be a second-degree
misdemeanor. Limbaugh's attorney said he has a prescription for the Viagra,
which is for his personal use, but the doctor didn't put his name on the label
for the sake of privacy.
* They confiscated his Viagra and let him go. That's two
reasons why he won't have to do hard time.
As part of a public toilet cleanup campaign, Singapore wants to improve their
toilet cleaners' "low morale and low skills." To turn them into proud
professionals, they are importing Japanese experts in toilet technology to teach
a three-day course. Graduates will earn the title of "restroom specialist."
* It's hard earning a degree in bathroom studies. You
have to do a lot of
reading. Mostly magazines.
* If I wanted to go to school just so I could end up cleaning toilets, I'd
get a liberal arts degree.
Many Catholics questioned how divorcee Nicole Kidman was able to marry Keith
Urban in a Catholic Church. The BBC reports that Kidman was advised by church
officials that she didn't need an annulment because her first marriage was in
the Church of Scientology. Since the Vatican doesn't
recognize that as a religion, in their eyes, her 10-year marriage to Tom
Cruise was a sham.
* Proof that the Catholic Church is definitely right about at least one
Moose, the Jack Russell terrier who played Eddie on "Frasier," has died at
16-1/2, or 115 in dog years. Like many stars, he had a shady past: his trainer
Mathilde Halberg was called as a last resort after he kept running away and
chewing up things, and he was sent to the pound's death row for killing a
neighbor's cat. .
* Pretty much the same backstory as Alec Baldwin.