Snappy Pappy
Gabriella Hall
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Comments by Snap:
"Kama Sutra" is a new booby series on Showtime, airing every Saturday night! I think this is one of the first episodes if not the first. This looks to be a good show! One of my favs (Gabby Hall) is highlighted and they're getting closer to filming the crotchial area. :-) Oh, I'm soooo dirty!
Tawny Garrison
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Also from "Kama Sutra"
Yvette McClendon
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From "Compromising Situations"
Gabriella Gillitilie
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Topless 'caps from "Compromising Situations"
Andrea Silver Once again, another late night bim caught in "Compromising Situations"
Beatrice Baldwin If you guessed "Compromising Situations", you're the big winner!
WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
The British Invasion continues!

Today is Karen from August 27, 1999
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Page 3 Gold!

Jane Warner from April 21, 1978. Marianne Broome from November 20, 1975. Sue Simmonds from May 5, 1986. Jackie Sewell from August 20, 1976. Lindsay Rudland from May 17, 1976. Toni Shilleto from September 7, 1987. Annika from May 30, 1978. Peta Michaels from August 5, 1977 and October 15, 1976. (1, 2) Nicki Debuse from January 29, 1979. Rita Pennington from September 7, 1979. Helle from July 2, 1982. Karen Stevens from August 9, 1980. Toni White from February 15, 1983. Christine Stone from October 21, 1982. Gillian de Terville from January 15, 1983. Nina Carter from November 9, 1976.

Part 1 of a Jodie Oram Special.
Some pics of Jodie are Page 3 and others well, are not.
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Jokes and such submitted to the Fun House recently

The Parrot
Jerry received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least very rude.
Jerry tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude.
Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was a quiet------Not a sound for half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerry's extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
Jerry was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did???"

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: 'Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.'

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"Immoral Tales" from Tuna

Today I am featuring another director with four erotic films made in 1974. The director is Walerian Borowczyk who was born in Poland in 1923. He was trained as a painter, and started his film career as an animator. He moved to France in the early 60's and continued with animation, then started making erotic films. As the quote on his image shows, he believes in making erotica, and raised many eyebrows (as well as other body parts) with the collection of short films called the Immoral Tales.

The first is set in modern times, and is called The Tide. A young man takes his younger female cousin to the beach, walks her around some cliffs until they are trapped by the tide. He then convinces her that what her education needs is to give him head while he teaches her about tidal action, then climaxes exactly at high tide.

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The second is called Therese's Philosophy. A young girl stays after mass to pray, and is late getting home. Her mother won't accept the truth, and ends up whipping her and confining her to her room for four days as punishment with nothing to eat except zucchini. She begins by praying, then investigates the room. Finding a hidden erotic book called Therese's Philosophy, she finds a great use for raw zucchini.

"Thereses Philosophy" Thumbnails

Next is the most bizarre. It is called Elisabeth Bathory after the 16th century woman who supposedly bathed in the blood of virgins. She periodically went on a road trip and bought young women, then brought them home for fun and games. This is actually the highlight of the 4, as it stars Pablo Picasso's daughter Paloma in her only film appearance. It also features more young virgins than I could keep track of (see the Unknowns).

The last is the tale of Lucrezia Borge and her orgy with her brother the Cardinal and her father the pope. Note the artistic use of bird feathers.

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Charlotte Alexandra (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20) Florence Bellamy (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24) Lise Danvers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16) Paloma Picasso (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

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