Antfarm Dickhole

Antfarm Dickhole is the story of a guy bullied by a trio of miscreants and left unconscious near a nest of ants, who crawl into his urogenital tract by means left as an exercise for the viewer and, in there, they take up residence.  These particular ants are not ginormous because this movie is not a remake of the 1950's classic, Them, but they are plenty big and apparently hungry, or at least aggressive, which means they attack everyone but the host whenever they get out.  And they get out only at the end of one major function of the urogenital system, the less frequent but more actively pursued one.  The guy cums ants.  So, fine - gals get eaten by ants.  Naked gals.  Lots of them.

The first is Angelina Martin, whose attempt at getting away from the ants is to role around for a few minutes with her private parts aimed at the camera.  We learn that Angelina has pierced lips and I do not mean the ones just below her nose. 

Mela Nichols is next, as she sits in a car while our protagonist humps the tailpipe.  Why?  Seriously, why?  I barely understand the mythical sex with a vacuum cleaner thing, but at least the airflow with it is in the right direction.  But a tailpipe?  Tis a puzzle.

Then there is the fetish model, Tara Rose,

 the decidedly curvy Taylor Trash

and the unknown Rachel Bulisky,

all them attacked and devoured by ants during the normal course of things.

Out of the blue, Lydia Lael meets a crueler fate as a tarantula the size of a house cat attacks her and spews silly string at her, which turns into surgical gauze that somehow manages to tie down her arms as the arachnid crawls between her legs.  As all that happens we get the view as seen by one of the tarantula's many eyes.  We are talking gynocam here.  Now why a tarantula without a necessary appendage would seek the comfort of the cave of infinite bliss is anyone's guess, but there you have it.

Last up on the nekkid list is the cutie, Jessica Mazo, but she must endure an attack by a creature more hideous than the one that screwed Lydia.

Just kidding, Bill.  You look great.  Good news: the ants eat Bill as he eats (so to speak) Jessica and the movie ends on a happy note.