Tuna, our main contributor and the most energetic video capper ever known to man (as all of you well know) is currently indisposed. He is in intensive care in a hospital in the San Francisco Bay area. It doesn't make sense to send him any well-wishes at this point, since he is not checking his e-mail, and it would not make sense to call him, since ICU is not the place to do that.
He is in good spirits, and said he that he hopes to back on the job by next week! (Because the 70-75,000 collages he has already made just aren't enough!)
We'll continue to keep everyone posted and let you all know when he's ready to get e-mail and/or calls.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
The rest of the (Lilian's) story:
- Three more clips of Toni Collette in Lilian's Story.
Featuring the remainder of her frontal nude
scenes in this curious film. (1,
PORNOKRATES - historic smut for the discerning voyeur
Land of the Dead, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic
- Here's the nudity scoop on Anne Hathaway's film, Havoc, as
seen at the Filmfest Munchen, and reported at Anne-Hathaway.com.
(You can read the review yourself in its full detail at that site,
but I didn't link to it because the site requires registration.)
- "For those who just want the short version, Anne has scenes
where she appears topless, Bijou Phillips has scenes where she
appears topless, Freddy Rodriguez has one scene where he shows
his naked butt. There is no nudity by Shari Appleby or Mike
Vogel. There is NO lower frontal nudity by anyone in the movie."
- "Barbara Kopple confirmed that the movie has received an R
rating. So everybody who had bashed Anne for all the extensive
nudity must now eat plenty of crow."
- The lack of lower body nudity is contrary to previous
reports that have floated around the internet from time to time.
It is possible that the earlier reports were wrong, but it is
also possible that the final edit was made to avoid an NC-17
rating. At this point, I don't know.
JFK Jr. humped the living bejeesus out of Princess Di. I guess
a natural aptitude for princess-fuckin' just ran in the family.
- Headline o' the Day:
"Man Gets New 12-Foot Weenie". You mean those e-mail ads
The Discovery Channel finally announces the results of the
"Greatest American Ever" poll, and the winner is ...
- Hint #1: Not Tom Arnold
- Hint #2: The winner once predicted that when victory is
announced, "I don't know where I'll be then ... but I'll know
about it - and I'll be happy."
When Scientists attack!
Jerry Seinfield in Oz: "On May 14th 1998, Jerry, George,
Elaine, and Kramer were sentenced to one year in prison for
violating the Massachusetts Good Samaritan Law. Then, due to a
series of sarcastic quips Jerry made to prison guards, and a
series finale regarded by most TV critics as 'Satisfactory At
Best', Jerry Seinfeld was transferred to a maximum security
prison. That facility is known as... OZ."
FilmJerk's Early Report for June 26
Flipper the dolphin buried in Roadside Pet Cemetery
Tom Cruise Rants Hurting His Image. 69% of polled viewers said
Cruise's Today Show rant was "just plain wrong"
- ... while the others said it was "batshit crazy" or 'totally
BUSH SEEKS SUPPORT FOR DIRTY AIR ACT
There were no surprises in this weekend's box office. It was
expected to be weak, and it was, with only minor shifts from film
- Batman held on to #1 despite a 45% drop from last weekend.
The Perfect Man virtually dropped off the chart.
- The total gross for the top dozen films was off 16% from
last year, marking the 18th consecutive week to finish below the
equivalent week in the previous year. That is the longest such
slump in the history of modern record-keeping.
- Analysts have made too much of that slump. The basic
explanation is that last year was an unusual year. Fahrenheit
911 and The Passion of the Christ brought lots of non-moviegoers
into the theaters. The revenues from those two films engorge
last year's grosses, like a pig passing through a python. If one
studies the revenue history over a longer period than a single
year, the numbers make more sense. Last year's weekend was up
$25 million over the previous year, attributable almost entirely
to an opening weekend of $24 million for Fahrenheit 911. Here is
this weekend compared to the equivalent weekend for the past two
2003 - $113m
2004 - $138m
2005 - $116m
- If you assume that the Fahrenheit 911 business was a
windfall of incremental revenue from non-traditional moviegoers,
and compare only the remaining films, then the numbers look
completely sensible - like this
2003 - $113m
2004 - $114m
2005 - $116m
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Land of the Dead
GRAND ILLUSIONS in Math - the Monty Hall paradox
Four clips from Nightwatch
- "Set in contemporary Moscow, Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor)
revolves around the conflict and balance maintained between the
forces of light and darkness -- the result of a medieval truce
between the opposing sides. As night falls, the dark forces
battle the super-human "Others" of the Night Watch, whose
mission is to patrol and protect. But there is constant fear
that an ancient prophecy will come true: that a powerful Other
will rise up, be tempted by one of the sides, and tip the
balance plunging the world into a renewed war between the dark
and light, the results of which would be catastrophic. Nochnoi
Dozor is the first installment of a trilogy based on the
best-selling sci-fi novels of Sergei Lukyanenko entitled Night
Watch, Day Watch and Dusk Watch."
Six more clips from Hustle & Flow. (Small-time hustler tries
to become a hip-hop star.)
Here's a new featurette about The Skeleton Key
- "From the writer of The Ring (Ehren Kruger) and the director
of K-PAX (Iain Softley) comes Universal Pictures' contemporary
supernatural thriller, The Skeleton Key. Set largely in the dark
atmospheric backwoods just outside of New Orleans, The Skeleton
Key stars Hudson as Caroline, a live-in nurse hired to care for
an elderly woman's (Rowlands) ailing husband (Hurt) in their
home...a foreboding and decrepit mansion in the Louisiana delta.
Intrigued by the enigmatic couple, their mysterious and
secretive ways and their rambling house, Caroline beings to
explore the old mansion. Armed with a skeleton key that unlocks
every door, she discovers a hidden attic room that holds a
deadly and terrifying secret. Peter Sarsgaard portrays Luke, the
local attorney working on the couple's estate, and Joy Bryant
plays Jill, Caroline's best friend."
Two new behind the scenes featurettes about Fantastic Four
The trailers for The Transporter 2
Here is the official theatrical trailer for Cameron Crowe's
Major advertisers caught in spyware net. NY Attorney General
Eliot Spitzer is threatening to go after major brand advertisers
that use adware networks.
The best chess computer is now pulling away from humans in
"The greatest beams, lasers, death rays and photon streams in
- Authority figure overreaction of the month:
Felony Charges For Harmless High School Hacking. "At no time
was the security of the server breached, and I don't know that it
has cost the taxpayers any money" ... "The server, where grades
and other private records are stored, was never threatened." Yeah,
that merits felony charges, and a really expensive trial that will
spend millions of the taxpayer's money to get "not guilty"
verdicts from sympathetic jurors!
A police video of Chris Tucker being arrested at gunpoint back in
April. He was driving 109 MPH and eluded police for ten miles
to "get to church" on time.
Lucy Liu topless. (I don't know why, but I had to press
"refresh" to get the pictures to appear.)
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we have something a little different as we look at a Japanese movie released by Tokyo Shock called "Flower & Snake" starring the beautiful Aya Sugimoto.
This one is probably not everybody's cup of tea as it has a strong S & M theme. The first 3 'caps are just for you to see her fantastic beauty. Then we move on to see her topless while getting acupunctured. Followed by scenes of her being kidnapped, bound and gagged and then attacked by two dudes.
- Aya Sugimoto
'Caps and comments by Oz:
There's not really any nudity in Jackpot (2001) but there's some nice caps of Camillia Clouse and Peggy Lipton.
"Micki & Maude"
Micki & Maude (1984) are the wives of a bigamist played by Dudley Moore. No nudity by Ann Reinking and Amy Irving, but we still have some sexy 'caps.
Some minor pokies by Emma Cleasby in Dog Soldiers (2001).
Martina Gedeck is down to her underwear in Mostly Martha (2001).
It's the same again with Noelle Balfour in Paper Bullets (1999).
Flora Diaz is topless in Roger Dodger (2001).
It's pokies and a perspiration problem by Sean Young in Aftermath (2002).
"The Last Supper"
It's also pokies by Annabeth Gish in The Last Supper (1996), and a bit of self stimulation.
It's close but nothing is visible when Elisa Moolecherry gives herself a good self examination in The Rats (2001)
- Elisa Moolecherry
An unnamed topless stripper in Amongst Friends (1993)
"Long Live the Monkey"
Daniella Fazzolari is topless in Long Live the Monkey, aka Viva La Scimmia! (2000). Some interesting caps of Giuliana De Sio.
"Those Bedroom Eyes"
Lots of cleavage by Mimi Rogers in Those Bedroom Eyes (1992) and some minor pokies by Challen Cates.
||A special thanks to Mr. T for this video clip of Eggert's one and only topless scene with her implants! As we reported back in the May 23rd update, the movie is called "Secret Sins" aka "Melissa". It was mostly filmed in 1995, but the production apparently ran out of money and the project was shelved for several years. Eventually someone decided to finish it up and dump it onto the home video market. Currently it is available through NetFlix.
As for this clip, it's a zipped .mov file featuring Eggert stripping off her to reveal her robo-goodies on stage.
||Thanks to Scorpion for this huge collage (740k) featuring Ricci's one and only nude scene. Here she is in "Prozac Nation".
||I'm sure 99.9% of our readers have never heard of this actress, but for those who like what they see here...nudity seems to be her thing! In these 'caps, we see here playing a nude art class model in "Riding the Bullet" (2004). According to her IMDb filmography, she also has small roles in two movies currently in post production. In one, she's credited as "Lap Dancer", in the other "Naked Girl".
|We know her best as the the gorgeous topless babe from the stoner comedy "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle". Here she is going topless again. This time in scenes from the pilot episode of the new HBO series, "The Comeback". 'Caps by the Skin-man.
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