WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Page 3 madness continues! In fact this is pretty much Page 3 week in the Fun House!

Today is Abby from August 26, 1999 (1, 2, 3, 4)

Page 3 Gold:

Jilly Johnson from 20th October 1973. Julie Bloom from 22nd June 1976. Maria Whittaker from 26th June 1987. Mia from 22nd March 1988. Julie Desmond from 2nd February 1988. Susie Watkins from 29th October 1981. Ruth Gordon from 29th August 1987. Katya Wyeth from 10th April 1971. Carol Needham from 7th September 1982. Carol Dwyer from 21st September 1979. Diane West from 2nd November 1976. Lindsay Rudland from 10th December 1976. Mona Solomons from 19th May 1979. Sandra Jones from 19th February 1990. Karen Clarke from 10th November 1983. Vanya from 24th March 1976. Joni Flynn from 3rd June 1979. Jane Sumner from 11th November 1977. Lalla Dean from 15th October 1980.

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Angela Jay Emma Holly Jade Jemalah Jilly Johnson Jo (1, 2) Jodie Julia Karen Richardson Lesley Adams Maria Nikki (1, 2) Nina Carter Stephanie Marrian

El Kabong
The Ladies of "X-Men" That pretty much sums it up! Promo stuff from the upcoming movie from the July Maxim.
Famke Jansen  
Halle Berry  
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Stamos
Jeremy Green Helcrom...my hero. A man who's passion for late night cable rivals my own. Fortunately for all of us, he has the tools and the talent to put together these great collages of all of our favorite Skinemax bimbos! First, here is Jeremy from "Creepshow 2"
Lois Chiles Topless 'caps from "Creepshow 2"
Tamie Lynn Hannum Vidcaps from "Pleasurecraft". Nice variety of topless, full frontal, lesbo action, and B-movie sex scenes.
Andrea Hargitay Flying the "Pleasurecraft" on a solo mission. With a little help from a leather outfit and some massage oil.
Amber Newman More from "Pleasurecraft". Topless, full frontal, and sex 'caps.
Shayna Ryan Great topless 'caps from "Pleasurecraft"
Brandy Davis "Pleasurecraft", the final voyage. Brandy doing some full frontal, plus nice posterior 'caps, as well as lesbo, and sex scenes.
Catherine Oxenberg (1, 2, 3) As a stripper, and an inmate...from "Time Served"
and ...
Eugenia Santana
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
By Brainscan...here is the former Miss Spain (1993) and current fashion model plus television personality. These images came from a Spanish fashion magazine published just about the time Ms. Santana was crowned Miss Spain. Very hot stuff! Mostly topless, but there are a few nice posterior views, and number 6 is mostly full frontal.
Ali Landry
1, 2, 3)
Very sexy bikini pics of the Doritos babe from Maxim UK. #2 is huge, and worth the download, but you can't go wrong with #1 or #3 either!

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"Therese and Isabelle" From Tuna

Today, I am having a mini Radley Metzger festival with his 1968 Therese and Isabelle, and his 1970 Lickerish Quartet.

Radley Metzger is instrumental in bringing his classics to DVD. He is working closely with First Run Features to insure they are the best possible version of his films. He was born in New York on January 21, 1929. He started in the film industry as an editor in 1961 because "that was what was available." He believes that this is an ideal start for a would-be director. In his remarkable career, he has written, directed, done sound, produced and acted. He created soft-core erotica, and later, hard-core under the names Harry Paris Henry Paris.

His style has been called elegant, aristocratic and continental, and is characterized by beautiful sets and locations, intelligent stories and good scores. Most of his films are adaptations of European novels. What really sets him apart from other producers of erotica, however, is that he pays as much attention to what happens between the sex scenes as he does the sex scenes themselves. Indeed, most of his adult films appeared in both an X and an Unrated version.

For an interesting interview with him, visit: www.scorelogue.com/radtalk.html

Therese and Isabelle is widely considered his best work, although I would say his classic hard-core "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" is a very close second. It is an adaptation of novel by Violette Leduc , and is the story of two girls in a French finishing school. One has been forced to attend by her newly remarried mother, and is depressed and very alone. After both have been clumsily seduced by a local Lothario, they become close friends, and, eventually, lovers. It is a shame the film was done in B & W, as the school and the French countryside are lovely. Black and White does not detract from the tenderness and sensuality the two girls show, however. Therese is played by Essy Persson who is best known for "I, a Woman." Isabelle is played by Anna Gael, who has appeared in a total of 18 films. I highly recommend this film as the best treatment I have ever seen of awakening sexuality between two girls. Thumbnails Anna Gael (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Essy Persson (1, 2, 3, 4)

"The Lickerish Quartet" From Tuna

"The Lickerish Quartet" is a very unusual film. The plot is simple -- a family of 3 (mother, father, adult son) are watching an 8 mm porno, and get bored and go to a carnival. There, they see a female trick motorcycle rider who looks like one of the actresses in the film they were just watching. They bring her home, and show her the film, but the film has somehow changed, and the actress doesn't look at all like her. Each family member has relations with her before she goes away.

The 8 mm films are presented in black and white and contrast with the color of the story. What makes this fascinating is that the film is full of flashbacks and flash-forwards both in the real-life color, and in the B & W porno. Metzger is trying to explore the nature of both time and reality. It is not a film you understand logically as much as one that makes you feel the meaning.

Two scenes in particular are memorable. The first is between the father and the girl in a very modernistic home library. The floor covering is a dictionary of mainly erotic words. Rather than voice-over, he focuses the camera on specific words to show what the two are doing on the floor. I guess you could call this a "words-under." The second is between the girl and the sun. It is shot outside on a hillside, and is shot with a hand-held camera using long-shots and extreme closeups, as well as zooms. The camera work is very effective in controlling the mood. If you are only going to see one Metzger, make it "Therese and Isabelle" or "Misty Beethoven." If his work interests you, you should see Lickerish Quartet as well. Thumbnails Thumbnails Erika Remberg (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Silvana Venturelli (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)

"The Last Ride" from Tuna

The Last Ride features Mickey Rourke as a rodeo star/ex con, and Lori Singer as an incest survivor/auto mechanic/bank robber. When Mickey gets out of jail, he wants to return to the rodeo. When his truck breaks down, he rides a horse for help and runs into Lori who first tries to shoot him, then decides to fix his truck. The two become friends, then lovers. This is not a very good film. Rourke seems to be struggling with getting the hang of chewing tobacco the entire film, and it is not at all well edited. Lori singer is attractive, and some of the love scenes with Rourke have steam, but it is not enough to save this thin plot. IMDB, for some reason known only to them calls this one F.T.W, Which are the initials of the Rourke character. The scenery is great, and some of the photography and effects editing is very artistic, but I would rent something different. Thumbnails Lori Singer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

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