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From my mailbox: Showtime's new series, "Beggars and Choosers" features a very cute Keegan Tracy, who has done a handful of scenes with brief nudity .....". Anything out there?

Oh, oh! Remember David Lane? Name sound familiar? As Vince McMahon is to the WWF, so was David Lane to the GLOW wrestlers. Well, with all the nudity creeping into mainstream wrestling, Lane figured this was time to bring back GLOW. It isn't called GLOW this go-round, but WOW, the Women of Wrestling. (I would have used COW, but I think many churchgoin' folk might have blanched when I told them what the "C" stands for.) Many of the familiar concepts will return. One of the babes is "Beckie the Farmer's Daughter", another is "Summer" the beach babe. It's a pay-per-view concept this time. Lane commented to reporters that it would have tremendous appeal for girls 9 to 15. I didn't make up one word of this story. Honest.

Stranger than the movies. The FBI is looking for Martin Frankel, a stockbroker who disappeared in May with an estimated three BILLION dollars in investors' money. This must be the record for the biggest theft in history, don't you think? The average c-store robbery yields about 60 bucks, so you'd have to rob 50 million of them, which would take a while, even in Dallas. The challenge for Martin is this: I don't think even Bill Gates could produce three billion in cash, since his assets are tied up in stock and such. How do you hide a lifestyle change that suddenly incorporates three billion covert dollars?

Two top stories tonight. #1

Despite all the studio-generated hype and fast-food tie-ins for Phantom Menace and Spy Who Shagged Me, the most talked about movie on the summer docket is American Pie. Pie is a "coming of age" film in the raunchy uninhibited tradition of the classics. These is some nudity, as you might hope in a movie about losing your cherry, and some early bootlegs are already floating around. These captures star Shannon Elizabeth.

Shannon Elizabeth

Shannon Elizabeth. American Pie opens in July

Although the IMDb does not confirm it, I'm pretty sure that Shannon Elizabeth is the same woman who used to be Shannon Fabal. Check out these Mongoose captures from Jack Frost for comparison.

Here's Lescan's captures from Jack Frost. This version of Jack Frost is not that Keaton drivel, but the tongue-in-cheek horror film about the evil Snowman who melts his way into your ... heart. As I've mentioned, Fabal is possibly the only woman in screen history to do a sex scene with a Snowman. Anyway, you can see that it seems to be the same woman, although she'd probably rather forget about Jack Frost.

Two top stories tonight. #2

You have to say that FR rang the bell again. Last week he gave us the Salma Hayek bare butt pics from Wild Wild West and the Greta Scacchi nude scenes in Red Violin. This time it's a legitimate topless scene with Ally Sheedy. Hey, I know she's no Elizabeth Shue, but I've been doing this for four years or so, and I've never seen a legitimate Sheedy topless. The movie is "High Art"

More "High Art". More Sheedy. Braless, puffies, but no nudity.

Habermann and Kirchberger

Some of you were frustrated yesterday because you couldn't download the Eva Habermann pics. Max splits them up - I guess to prevent them from being cadged, I don't know. Anyway, Norman Bates came to the rescue. Since business was slow at the Bates Motel today, he made some beautiful versions of those pictures. Here ya go. Many thanks, Norman.