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Tuna
"Naked Souls"

Naked Souls (1995) is available on Region 2 DVD from Germany, and here in the US on VHS. The good news is that Pamela Anderson shows breasts and buns, Elizabeth Low shows breasts, and Justina Vail shows all three Bs. The DVD is in German with no subtitles, despite being a US film, but this is not really a problem, as you will want to fast forward through most of the DVD to the sex scenes, and they have no dialogue. The excuse for a plot is a Sci Fi thriller theme where Anderson's main squeeze is a scientist investigating thought and memory transfers. Anderson is an artist, who, get this, covers nude women with plaster of Paris, then calls the dried body masks art.

The boyfriend swaps minds with an older, bitter, disabled professor who is doing similar research, and realizes that part of his memory involves serial murders. The nudity from Vail occurs during one of these dream sequences. There are also other naked women in grainy B&W dream sequences that I didn't bother with, as the image quality was just too bad, even for me. For those who are interested is seeing Anderson nude, you are better off with the infamous home movie for several reasons. It has a better plot, it is more explicit, and the video quality is much better. IMDB readers have it at 2.6 of 10. This puts it in the 100 worst films of all time with more than 200 votes. It goes without saying that this is an F.

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  • Elizabeth Low (1, 2)
  • Justina Vail (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Pamela Anderson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Yo, dudes, I'm on summer vacation. Will be back to work in a fortnight, but in the meantime, I'll be sending in a movie report now and then about the stuff now in the theaters, and maybe some "other crap".

     

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Brainscan
    Fashion model and scans from fashion mages. A lot of see-through thingees and a few hanging out in the breeze pics.

    Rule No. 1 of journalism: don't bury your lead. And the lead today is Laetitia Casta. Oh sure, she's got some clothes on, but they are really, really tight and really, really wet. Plus, underneath them is... Laetitia Casta.

    • Laetitia Casta (1, 2, 3)


    Fernanda Tavares takes second place to no one except Laetitia. The two scans include a real nice view of her bum and an attractive and clear see-through of her in a wet, white top.

    • Fernanda Tavares (1, 2)


    See through scans include actresses Penelope Cruz and Lou Doillon, as well as fashion models Davinia Pelegri, Erhinn Cummings, Liisa Winkler and Charlotte Hurtig. I am particularly partial to Davinia's.


    Nekkid are the two Ana's: Ana Beatriz Barros, baring one breast in a posed scan and in a runway picture, and Ana Hickmann, without clothes but keeping the essentials hidden.


    Topless are the scrawny Erin Wasson and Rosemary Ferguson and the exuberant Eva Padberg, who give us the reclining full frontal treatment.

    Hankster
    Scoop,

    More madness from the cult classic "Bloodsucking Freaks". Here's a trio of unknown bound & gagged ladies suffering fates that even I can't describe.

    Jr adds...
    Yup, nothing says cult bondage classic like nipple electrocution and midgets (links 1,3,5 and 11)!

    Slicker
    Anne Marie Toplessness and silly fake movie blood in scenes from "Blood Sisters".

    Anne Nahabedian Topless in a sex scene from one of the 10,000 movies Eric Roberts made in 2001, called "Stiletto Dance".

    Crystal Lowe From the 2001 straight to video bastardization of the Stephen King story...here is Crystal topless in scenes from "Children of the Corn: Revelation". (I think this is part 7 in the series)

    Lucie Laurier Very nice breast exposure in more scenes from "Stiletto Dance"

    Variety
    Virginia Madsen An interesting find with comments by PAL:
    Some scenes from the not so well known movie, "Lying In Wait" (2000). Although you can see only parts of her face during the nude scenes, this is supposed to Virginia topless and showing partial frontal nudity.

    Nicole Appleton The All Saints band member topless in scenes from "Honest" (2000), by nmd.

    Monica Keena The co-star of "Dawson's Creek", "Undeclared", and "Orange County" showing some serious cleavage.

    Ewa Str÷mberg
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Soledad Miranda
    (1, 2, 3)


    Both ladies show all 3 B's in scenes from Euro-Sleaze classic, "Vampyros lesbos" aka "Las Vampiras" aks "Lesbian Vampires" (1970), directed by Jesus Franco. Vidcaps by Scanman.


    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    MADONNA FILMS ANOTHER DISASTER
    Who's That Hag? - Film editor Eddie Hamilton told Britain's Sun tabloid that Madonna's upcoming movie, "Swept Away," directed by her husband, Guy Ritchie, was a disaster at test screenings. Hamiliton said the plot, about a woman who falls in love with a man who abused her, so offended audiences, they had to re-shoot scenes. Madonna came across as so bitchy, the crowd laughed and they had to redub some of her lines. And her graphic nude scenes were cut because they were so unflattering, but Hamilton said they'll "probably crop up on the Internet in a few months."

  • Knowing Madonna, you'll also soon be able to buy Eddie Hamilton's testicles on eBay.
  • This movie will be "swept away" from theaters after the first weekend.
  • But if they tone down Madonna's natural bitchiness and cut out her nude scenes, there's nothing left!


    SHOWBIZ BRIEFS

  • Boy George was banned from a London club and may be sued after he allegedly got angry at having to wait to enter the VIP room and beat up the manager...He really wanted to hurt him!...The manager is suing for pain, suffering, and the humiliation of being beaten up by Boy George...He'll never do that again: he broke two nails.

  • Kevin Bacon will get a star next year on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...But first, they have to figure out where to place it so you can reach any other star within six steps.

  • Celeb News
    Aniston Topless Photo Lawsuit Set for Next Week

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Jennifer Aniston's lawsuit against two magazine publishers for printing unauthorized photos of her sunbathing topless will proceed next week without a jury, the judge ruled on Monday.

    U.S. District Judge Ronald Lew said he would conduct a court trial and render a verdict himself -- which is permitted for civil cases under federal law -- because Aniston's lawyers failed to demand a jury when the lawsuit was filed in 2000.

    Aniston's attorney, Jay Lavely, said the 33-year-old actress would proceed with her lawsuit and testify in court in Los Angeles unless the case was settled first.

    The actress, who plays Rachel on the hit comedy "Friends," sued Man's World Publications Inc. and Crescent Publishing Group, claiming that paparazzi scaled an eight-foot (2.4 meter) wall to photograph her as she sunbathed in the backyard of her home.

    The pictures were taken in February of 1999 and appeared later that year in the magazines Celebrity Skin, High Society and Celebrity Sleuth.

    The pictures have also reportedly appeared in the Italian magazine Eva Tremila, the English newspaper Daily Sport and the French publication Voici.

    Aniston settled her lawsuit against Celebrity Sleuth and has sued photographer Francois Navarre over the pictures in Los Angeles Superior Court.

    Aniston, who is married to Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt, appears this year in the film "The Good Girl."



    From IMDb News...

    Portman's Lesbian Lust

    Sensual Star Wars babe Natalie Portman has feelings for other women. The stunning actress who plays Senator Amildala in Attack Of The Clones announced that, although she has never explored her lesbian fantasies, she would not rule it out. The sexy stunner, who once dated Moby, claimed that although her personality is more compatible with men she wouldn't want to close herself off to girl only action. She says, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with and why would you close yourself off to 50-per-cent of people?"