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"The Landlady" (1998)

The Landlady (1998) is, as near as I can tell, a Canadian direct to vid. It doesn't fit neatly into horror or slasher, and crime thriller might be closer. Talia Shire sees her husband having sex with Laura Pursell through a window, and does him in, then moves to LA to run an apartment house she just inherited. One of the tenants is exactly to her liking, and she decides he is going to marry her and make her happy. He is not in on these plans, however. To protect her turf, she kills the former business manager, and moves him into the large apartment next to hers, after installing a two way mirror, and a surveillance camera. She kills anyone she perceives as a threat to her "relationship," including tenant and hooker Susie Singer.

Apollo scores it 28, and IMDB readers say 3.7/10. Pursell and Singer both show breasts. The transfer is weak, and the plot did not engage me at all, especially as every murder was telegraphed. The acting was sometimes competent, however. C-.

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  • Susie Singer

    "Blood and Sand" (1989)

    Blood and Sand (1989), AKA "Sangre y arena" is based on a novel by Vicente Blasco Ibáñez, and is not the first time a film has been made from this work. What distinguishes this version from earlier efforts are hot love scenes with Sharon Stone. It is the story of an egotistical young matador who dumps his wife for bad girl Sharon Stone, then looses his stuff in the bull ring. There are great Spanish locations and bright costumes, but a very predictable plot.

    Maltin says 2 stars, IMDB readers have it at 4.3/10, and I can't go higher than C-. Stone shows breasts, but the exposure is either faceless, dark, or long shots, and the sex scenes are the sort that suggest rather than show passion. I found myself thinking the best moments were when bulls were on the screen.

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  • Sharon Stone (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Row Your Boat is a sensitive if uninspired non-theatrical film, with Jon Bon Jovi as a homeless guy who becomes a census taker in troubled neighborhoods. Not awful, but about the quality of a TV show. No nudity.

    Mephisto is about an actor who decided to say on in Germany after the Nazis took power, amassing a brilliant career, but sacrificing his friends, family, and ideals so that he could continue acting. Winner of the 1981 Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Picture. Directed by Istvan Szabo, the talented Hungarian who did "Sunshine" (he worked in about two minutes of gratuitous Hungarian footage - having a film within the film shot at the scenic Fisher Bastei, which overlooks the entire city of Pest from across the Donau. Quite explicit nudity, but the film has not been remastered for DVD, and the image quality was pretty disappointing.

    • Karin Boyd (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Encyclopedia, volume H, part 6 is updated

    Sex and the City
    From last night's episode...Kim Cattrall and Sonia Braga in the tub together. The only clear nudity as always belongs to Kim. Or more specifically, Kim's breasts. But the lesbo thing is always a hit. Thanks to Deafbeer.

  • Kim Cattrall and Sonia Braga (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Brainscan
    I discovered a Zip disk with raw caps from back in the days when I was still doing that kind of thing. Lots of raw caps from some unusual movies. So I put in the time to edit them and here they are.....

    Amy Lynn Baxter in a video tape called "Summer Games". Not a movie but a collection of spring break-type competitions with nekkid women. In these caps Amy wins first place in some get-your-kit-off contest and a woman named Lori wins second place. Bare Facts saw she is Lori Dean Pallet, nude model. Third woman is named Melissa but has no attached last name. The caps of Amy are from the days before installation of robo-hooters; comparison of them with a scan from her Penthouse Pet days indicates a violation of the Sleuth's prime directive of hooter enhancement, namely that you can change the size of the hooter but not the shape of the nip. Amy seems to have done both somewhere along the way.

  • Amy Lynn Baxter and friends in "Summer Games" (1, 2, 3)
  • Amy Lynn Baxter, post installation
  • Lori Dean Pallet

    Two classic Euro actresses, Anna Karina and Anouk Aimee in the movie, "Justine". Anna is being drawn upon by Dr. Kildare and Anouk is running nekkid in the waves of the Mediterranean while the camera is shooting from the Alps.

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  • Anouk Aimee

    Anulka Dzuibinska, former Hefmag monthly person, sitting on Roger Daltry's lap, in "Lisztomania".

  • Anulka Dzuibinska

    And then there were three from the ever popular, never to be forgotten "Pink Motel". We have Cathryn Hartt, Terri Berland and Kathy Sawyer-Young. Lots of T & A, all of it shot in rooms lit with 40 watt bulbs.

  • Cathryn Hartt
  • Terri Berland
  • Kathy Sawyer-Young (1, 2)

    Charlotte Helmcamp shows up posing nekkid in Posed for Murder. As a former Hefmag person herself, this must have stretched her acting talents to the fracture point.

  • Charlotte Helmcamp

    Two uber-babes in Witchcraft 6 (my fave of the DTV numbered series); they are Debra Beatty, sporting the best set of natural hooters on celluloid, and Stephanie Swinney.

  • Debra Beatty (1, 2, 3)
  • Stephanie Swinney (1, 2)

    Julie Strain in the Andy Sidaris award-winning character study of morals in a corrupt society. No that would be silly. She's in Fit to Kill instead.

  • Julie Strain

    Kimberly McArthur takes a shower with Barbara Edwards in Malibu Express, another Sidaris treatment of woman's inhumanity to woman... in a crowded bathroom... aboard a boat... nekkid.

  • Kimberly McArthur and Barbara Edwards

    And we end this exercise with two noted B movie bims, Landon Hall in an Erotic Confessions episode, and Tamara Landry in Married People, Single Sex 2 (the title is based on the frequency of sexual activity in a marriage); oh and a third nekkid babe in MPSS2, Liza Smith.

  • Landon Hall
  • Tamara Landry (1, 2)
  • Liza Smith

    Whew, glad to get this over with. Capping is serious mofo-ing business.

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    Athena Massey
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Part two from "Undercover" by Donbun. Nice robo-hooters in all of these, plus a freaky pleather outfit in Link #2.

    Kim Dawson Excellent shower scene vidcaps by Scorpion from the skinemax movie "Hidden Passion" (1999). All 3 B's make very nice, wet and soapy appearances.
    Kim Cattrall
    (1, 2)

    Nude scenes from "Above Suspicion" (1995). #1 has Kim topless in bed and in the shower. #2 shows full dorsal nudity. 'Caps by Scanman.

    Kari Wuhrer

    Farrah Forke

    Kari and Farrah

    More from Scanman...scenes from the very lame "Kate's Addiction" (1999).
  • Kari solo...masturbating in a bikini, and a bit of breast exposure in the tub.
  • Farrah solo...a little breast exposure.
  • Kari and Farrah...lesbo lovin' with Farrah groping and licking Kari's boobs.

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    Thanks to Pat Reeder at the Comedy Wire for this one...

    From the NY Post's Page Six...

    CRITICS who got an advance look at "Bully," the latest movie by Larry ("Kids") Clark, are buzzing about the raw and edgy performance turned in by Rachel Miner (above). The ex-wife of Macaulay Culkin plays a pregnant Florida teen who plots her boyfriend's murder. The Post's V.A. Musetto reports Miner heats up the screen with graphic sex and nudity, a far cry from the 12-year-old she played in Woody Allen's "Alice" in 1990. "Clark certainly loves those teen crotch shots," one critic commented after seeing "Bully." It opens - unrated - on July 13.

    Regarding the comments by StereoX in the yesterday's Fun House...

    "The Monkey's Mask" (2000)

    A lesbian noir thriller exploring the dynamics of power and sexual attraction, The Monkey's Mask is part whodunit and part lesbian love triangle between Kelly McGillis and Susie Porter. McGillis is the seductive poetry teacher who becomes entangled with dyke detective Porter, who is hired to investigate the disappearance of a student. Not one of the best movies I've seen but the lesbian take introduces a degree of originality. However there are plentiful scenes of sex and full nudity from both actresses with McGillis's breasts being a significant focus of the movie.

    I watched this in March in London where it played at two cinemas for one week. The movie opened the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival and is now part of London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival on Tour.


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