OK, I'm back to my desk and everything is in order, so we resume our normal schedule.

TV Recap

Just out of curiosity, I looked at the first episode of Naked and Afraid. The participants really are naked, but the producers blur out all frontal nudity, including breasts, even though they show rear ends without any censorship. Weird! Here's the woman from the first episode. I won't stay on top of this series unless they have a celebrity participant or something else out of the ordinary.

Here are the bloody merkin sisters again in season six, episode two of True Blood

You can see the latest from Odysseus and Groland in Defoe's French nudity section below.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


Sleeping Beauty


Aesthete's 1920x1080 clips continue

Here are clips 6 through 8 of Emily Browning


Eros School


Scoop's note: I've spent my entire life in shame as an Eros School dropout.

Asami Ogawa film clip; collage below



Defoe's treats o' the week:

An unknown actress in Groland, June 22 edition, 1080p

Caterina Murino in Odysseus s1e6 in 1080p

Karina Testa in Odysseus s1e6 in1080p

Karina Testa in Odysseus s1e5 in 1080p

Karina Testa in Odysseus s1e4 in1080p

Hafsia Herzi in Ou Je Mets Ma Pudeur (2013) in 1080p

Frankie Pain in Vive la France (2013) in 1080p (fair warning: not sexy)

Flore Vannier-Moreau in Saint Jacques La Mecque (2005) in 1080p

Alice Beat in Quelqu'un de Bien (2002) in 1080hd

Natacha Lindinger, also in Quelqu'un de Bien


Recent Film/TV clips

Cecile de France in Mobius (2013) in 720p

Ana Girardot in Amities Sinceres (2013) in 720p

Mariah Bonner in Mask Maker (2010) in 1080hd 

Annabella Casanova, also in Mask Maker

Old-Timey Film/TV clips

Ahna Capri in Enter The Dragon (1973) in 720p

Claire Bloom in 80,000 Suspects (1963)

Claire Bloom, Jennie Linden and Lee Remick in A Severed head (1970)


Rachel Korine in Spring Breakers (2013)

Selena Gomez in Spring Breakers

Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers


This is probably a Photoshop fake of the uncensored Kate Upton video

This animated .gif is certainly a Photoshop fake of the uncensored Kate Upton video