Peta Wilson
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Lot's of nudity in these vidcaps from the movie "Mercy". Johnny Web talked about this movie in depth in the 6/15 issue, for the full review surf over to the Back Issues, but for now, here is a brief synopsis.

This movie is an odd bird. It was made with a good budget, by professionals, and features some decent names. (Peta Wilson, Ellen Barkin, Wendy Crewson) It is well photographed, often showing a touch of genius and artistry even in the most perverted scenes. It is absolutely filled with nudity - many different women, often in excellent light, often full frontal. And it is completely depraved, featuring a descent into underground lesbian and s/m groups -a lot of the full-frontal nudity is corpses. BUT....
the movie is held together on the thinnest of threads. The murder mystery itself is totally lame. You won't care who did it, and when you find out, you won't be completely sure where she came from in the plot development. And, needless to say, the victims' common shrink is a complete wacko himself, so he is the #1 suspect, and a red herring.

WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Today's Page 3 girl....Jade, 25, from Colchester.
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Yesterday's three girl...Maria, 26, from Guildford.
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Today's gold is Nicki Debuse from 29th July 1977.

Yesterday's gold Davina Laurie from 10th May 1985.

Today's requested is Carina Roma from 1986.
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Yesterday's requested is Samantha Copper from 1986.
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Bonus Pics

Billie Piper
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Kylie Minogue
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Victoria Adams

Also following the Sun's love of respecting everyone's privacy, here are some pics of girls sunbathing during the recent and rare hot spell in the UK.
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El Kabong
Stephanie Swift
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Day 2 of Stephanie from Taboo, once again the hardcore warning has been issued. If you're not into multiple penetrations with toys, then do not click these. But if you are, then enjoy with my blessing!
Cindy Margolis From the Muscular Development swimsuit issue
Bobcat from WWF
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Rasslin' Babes....
Miss Elizabeth  
Gorgeous George The gynecological perspective!
and ...
Amanda Holden The British TV star caught by paparazzi doing some topless sunbathing.
Scoopy Mail Bag
Viewer Requests
Apparently there is a gay/lesbian magazine out with actresses Natasha Lyonne and Clea Duvall on the cover. Any scans available?

Subject:Alexandra Bastedo For all the guys out there of my age, who lusted over Alexandra when she was in "The Champions" please, please put some of her pics on the Adultcheck page.

Jr's reply: Well, it's been a slow news might as well help the fans of the Fun House while we have the opportunity....Here ya go! A second look at one of Tuna's 'caps from yesterday.

The Funnies
YOU MIGHT BE FROM NEBRASKA IF: 1) You've never met any celebrities
2) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
3) "Vacation" means driving to the Henry Doorly Zoo or going to the State Fair.
4) You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
5) You measure distance in minutes
6) Down south to you means Kansas
7) You know several people who have hit a deer
8) You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Kearney" and "Beatrice"
9) You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
10) Your school classes were cancelled because of cold
11) Your school classes were cancelled because of heat
12) You know what Huskers are
13) You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
14) You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
15) You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
16) You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July means
17) Stores don't have bags, they have sacks
19) You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
20) You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
21) You can locate Nebraska on the United States map
22) Detassling was your first job
23) Your idea of a really great Burger is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice
25) You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
26) You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows
27) When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different."
29) You carry jumper cables in your car
30) You drink "pop."
31) You know what the numbers I-80, 275 and 2 mean
32) You know what "cow tipping" is
33) You know what a "Runza" is.

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Sweet and Lowdown is Woody Allen's fictional recreation of the jazz age, featuring a famous guitarist named Emmett Ray, played by Sean Penn. Although Ray never existed, filmed commentary from such notables as Nat Hentoff and Woody Allen himself, coupled with real names and places from the era, and the documentary presentation style provide an aura of plausibility to the story, and make Ray seem like an obscure but real talent known only to aficionados. The story is really about the difference betwen a musician and his music. Ray is a superb musician, possessing an angelic and instinctive grasp for the poetry of the guitar. But he himself is a simple and vain man of the basest character. He occupies his time with pool, booze, and womanizing, and his idea of a good time is watching trains go by, or shooting rats in the dump. He transforms into a genius, however, when he picks up his guitar. I suppose Woody Allen is the right man for the story, since he himself has always maintained a distance between himself and his own creative output. I like this movie. I like it because Allen is a literate and imaginative storyteller, and a dedicated filmmaker with a love for this era and its music. I like it because Sean Penn himself is also a genius not unlike the character he plays. Whatever you may have heard or read about Penn's private adventures, I just don't see where he is anything short of a master when the camera starts rolling, and he is so deep inside this character that you believe every bit of it, even when it gets silly and implausible. The character is a braggart ("first time I had sex - 7 years old") and a cad and completely self-absorbed, and yet Penn reaches inside to show more dimensions, a hidden sensitivity, with little more than shrugs and facial expressions. I was especially impressed by the way he transformed when he played the guitar. I don't have the knowledge to evaluate Penn's guitar mime, but he sure convinced me, and many of the scenes are shot with Penn's face in the shot with the guitar. However they accomplished this, I was impressed. Both Penn and Samantha Morton were nominated for Oscars for their roles in this movie. It's not a movie to everyone's taste, but if you like the premise, track down a copy.

A couple more new releases tomorrow, but nothing earth-shattering this week.

"Inferno", from Johnny Web

What happened to Ray Liotta? Wasn't he just a young rising buck about 10 minutes ago. Wasn't he the central character in "Goodfellas", a movie chosen by many as the best picture of the 1990's? Liotta appears here in an low-rent 1999 Grade B cops-'n-robbers story. I think it was made for the USA network. When the movie begins, Liotta wakes up in the desert heat, with no idea of who is is or why he is there. The rest of the movie is his attempt to figure out the details without getting himself killed. It turns out he was bad guy who double-crossed some other very bad men, so his attempts to find his memory are filled with people who want something from him, or are trying to kill him, or whatever. It isn't such a bad film, not great or memorable, but a way to pass a late evening when you need a new watch. Strange ending, not very emotionally satisfying. I expect arthouse cinema to end without neatly tying off the plot threads, but when you watch a grade b you don't expect one of those unresolved endings. Usually the lovers get the stolen money and go to the Caymans, or they are gunned down in a bloody shoot-out, or something definite, but this movie is inexplicit. The film might not hold your attention with a typical Grade B star, but Liotta really does a good job at drawing you into the character. I don't know why he's been exiled to B World.

The only nudity comes from two anonymous strippers in a tiny club in a forgotten part of Mexico.

First Stripper Second Stripper

"Love and a 45", from Johnny Web

A hybrid: take one part NBK and one part "Pulp Fiction" and get this tale of lovers on the lam for murder. It incorporates gory violence with grotesque humor and colorful extreme characters. The film was made in 1994, but just recently released to DVD. Rene Zellweger showed some panties and wore short-shorts throughout the movie, but there was no outright nudity. The overriding comedy device of the movie is a fictional TV network that broadcasts "all crime all the time", and apparently has a permanent rating near 100.

Renee Zellweger (1, 2, 3, 4)


"Gunshy", from Johnny Web

Liam Neeson is an undercover agent who has lost his nerve. Sandra Bullock is the medical technician who, together with his shrink and his therapy group, restores order to his life. OK movie, nothing special. I think it's kind of uninspired and derivative, but it has enough entertainment value and big enough stars to hold your attention if the premise sounds OK to you. Why didn't you guys have Sandra Bullock on that poll for prettiest face? I think her face is money. The only nudity comes from live statues at a mob shindig.

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"Kentucky Fried Movie", from Tuna

Looks like we have four thumbs up for this one. From Tuna today. Yesterday from Snappy Pappy and Junior. The fourth is from me. I've always loved it. Saw it first-run.

Tuna's thoughts: Kentucky Fried Movie caps are dedicated to Snappy Pappy and Scoopy Jr. who expressed a love of this film in yesterday's edition. Rather than repeat what has already been said about this comedy masterpiece, I will share some personal notes on one of the actresses. Lenka Novak is my former sister-in-law. She was born in Sweden to a Czech immigrant, and started her career as a figure model in Europe. An unauthorized photo spread of her appeared in the European edition of Penthouse. After coming to the US, she continued to model (I remember one Cosmo cover of her), and started a film career. She stared in an exploitation film shot on very low budget in the Philipines with the most exploitive title ever -- Teenage Vampire Hookers. IT is very hard to find and very forgettable. I lost track of her when she divorced my brother-in-law, who is a successful Hollywood special effects expert (Chuck Comisky) after a very forgettable acting career..

TU_KentuckyFriedMovieth001 thumbnails Lenka Novak Marilyn Joi Novak, Mann, Genson (1, 2, 3) Sharon Kaough (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Tara Strohmeier (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) Ursula "Uschi" Digard (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

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