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  • the buns of Germany's favorite spacebabe, Eva Haberman.
  • Renee Soutendijk's famous oral sex scene in Spetters.
  • one more frame of Renee Soutendijk's famous oral sex scene in Spetters.
  • Mr President at the beach in bikinis (no nudity)
  • Kate Rodger in Protector
  • Kate Rodger in Protector
  • Kate Rodger in Protector
  • The Realist
  • Movie #1 and #2 from The Realist, the original and remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice. Here's Anjelica Huston as the horny lion tamer.
  • Here's Jessica Lange's brief topless scene. When I watched this movie, I didn't even know there was a topless scene. That's how fast it happened - maybe a third of a second or something like that. Thank heaven for the pause button. Realist's collage shows it both in the original red lighting, and in an altered version with more natural skin tones.
  • Here is Jessica's pubic flash. This is one of Nicholson's weaker films, but it is a beautifully photographed movie. Sven Nykvist was the cinematographer, and I think he may be the very best ever, especially at facial close-ups. He has worked for Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman, Andrei Tarkovsky, Louis Malle, and probably any other genius you can think of. Some of his movies have sucked, but it sure wasn't his fault.
  • Here is Lana Turner in the original version of this movie. What can I say? They thought this was really hot stuff in the new liberated post-war era (1946).
  • Here's Jenny Wright's topless scene in Lawnmower Man. Jenny was the token sexually frustrated woman in her prime who seduces the Lawnmower Guy. If you're one of the five people who liked Tron, head out to Blockbuster, amigo, because this is your movie. This is the only movie I can think of where the deleted scenes are much more interesting than the ones they left in. Jeff Fahey plays a really slow guy who is chosen to be the guinea pig for government experiments in intelligence enhancement. As usual, the good scientist (Pierce Brosnan) cannot control the experiment in a sensible way because evil military-industrial greedheads have other plans to make Fahey the ultimate fighting machine, and get the WWF championship belt. Steven King wrote the original story, but sued successfully to have his name disassociated from this turkey. The last half of the movie was just an excuse to show off state-of-the-art computer graphics. Fahey and Wright actually have sex in cyberspace, courtesy of a virtual reality chamber. You can see some of that in this collage.
  • I think if you look closely here, you might be able so see a bit underneath Jenny Wright's underpants.
  • Snowblind
  • Snowblind also came up with an outstanding group today. You have to love this scene of Mimi Kinkade sucking a revolver in Night of the Demons 3
  • Either this is a really good scene from Cats that I slept through, or Patricia Rodriguez in Night of the Demons 3
  • Stephanie Bauder in Night of the Demons 3
  • Tara Slone in Night of the Demons 3
  • Rasslin'
  • None of these five pics from BeerCaps has any nudity, but they are all pretty good cheesecake. They are the kind of pictures where the woman is topless and crosses her arms over the goodies (in Marlena's case), or barely covers the goodies (in Debra's Case). Here is the ultimate tease, Debra McMichael.
  • Debra McMichael
  • Marlena
  • Marlena
  • Marlena
  • Sports
  • Cat Capper is now our resident sports guy, and he came up with two very good ones today. Here's French tennis star Natalie Dechy, wearing a very short skirt and minimal undies.
  • Here's the Dutch women's volleyball team. You can see lots of buns. For the many of you who asked, they no longer have to play in wooden sneakers. That change really improved their international ranking, although it kind of hurt the European logging industry.
  • I also liked this Caveyscan of Mary Pierce in an evening gown. Oh, I know it doesn't sound that good, but I think you'll be surprised how sexy this is. Really surprised.
  • Crow
  • Sally Kirkland in "Amnesia". Storyboard.
  • Sally Kirkland in "Amnesia". Enlargement.
  • Sally Kirkland in "Amnesia". Enlargement.
  • Various
  • Sonsee Arahya Hoethmann in Herzbeben, from Slartibartfast.
  • Katja Riemann in "Abgeschminkt", from Slartibartfast.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment, from RoSSoL, no nudity.
  • Stefania Casini in 1900, from PAL. trhis is the scene where she grabs Deniro's and Depardieu's happy sticks.
  • Rodica Lupu in Vampire Journals
  • Franzi's nipple visible underneath her swimsuit.
  • Courtney Love exposes herself in public yet again, this time in a Swedish concert. Caps by The Honte.
  • Donbun
  • Donbun has produced a great spurt of work in the past day or two, headed by everyone's favorite Oscar candidate "Skyscraper", with Anna Nicole Smith. "Eighty six floors of action-packed terror". I love the premise of this movie. Anna Nicole has to outsmart the bad guys. Well, she did get a really rich guy to marry her, so I guess she has some smarts, but it's kind of hard to picture anyone under 90 who could get outsmarted by her. Maybe if Pam and Tommy Lee were the bad guys. Anyway, she hauled out the big guns for this turkey, and here they are.
  • Anna Nicole Smith in "Skyscraper"
  • Anna Nicole Smith in "Skyscraper"
  • Anna Nicole Smith in "Skyscraper"
  • Lana Clarkson in "Barbarian Queen"
  • Lana Clarkson in "Barbarian Queen"
  • Dawn Dunlap in "Barbarian Queen". The usual b-movie plot. Sort of a sword and sorcery thing. Evil guys rape women. Survivors go back and kill the men who raped them. All the women are strong and noble, all the men are evil slimebags except the rebel leader who is a spineless wimp. Now what have we learned, kids?
  • Brigitte Boulet in "Breaking all the Rules". As I recall, it's kind a of a sanitized Canadian mid-80's teen comedy from the Porky's school of humor. Or maybe that was "Meatballs 3". Come to think of it, I never could tell those two movies apart. I think this is the one without Sally Kellerman and Shannon Tweed, and was the better of the two by far.
  • Sunday

    The Royal Bride, Princess Sophie

  • In honor of the Royal Wedding, here's the infamous topless picture of the new British princess. I have been informed that, because of her newly exalted status, I may no longer refer to her as Mandy Rhys-Krispies. I must now, in according her the proper respect due her, refer to her as the Mother of the Sea, Mystical Rose, Tower of Ivory, Lioness of the Desert, Lioness of Judah, the Lord's Anointed, her Royal and Ancient Holiness and Golf Links, Mandy Rhys-Krispies. Those titles are the advantages of blowing the royal trumpet.
  • PAL
  • Speaking of both British Royalty and breathing difficulties, here's Diana Tudor in "Last Gasp"
  • Mimi Craven in "Last Gasp"
  • PAL is always on the lookout for material we haven't seen before, or to upgrade some of our existing images. He comes up with some beauts. Here's Kate Rodger in "The Protector"
  • Caught-celebs
  • Since we covered the House of Tudor, I guess we need to come up to date with the House of Windsor. Barbara Windsor, that is. Caught-Celebs sent in this gallery of your favorite "Carry On" girl. Here she is in "Carry On Camping" (and others)
  • my favorite of the Carry On series, "Carry On Sodomizing". Maybe not. The picture says it's from "Carry On Abroad".
  • here she is in "Carry On Dick", which wasn't the most accurate of the Nixon biopics, but was certainly the most fun.
  • Here she is in "Carry On Luggage"
  • and, of course, "Carry On Moss". OK, OK, I made some of these titles up, and I might have stretched the truth a little bit about the subject of "Carry On Dick".
  • Aesthete
  • Aesthete's first effort today is "Barbarians at the Gate". You probably never heard of this, but it was quite a good true story about RJR Nabisco's chairman, his attempt to acquire the company for himself through a leveraged buy-out, and the ensuing effect upon the Wall Street sharks. Jim Garner was quite effective as the crafty good ol' boy door-to-door salesman who made it to the top. This is Leilani Ferrer, who was Sharon Stone's close girlfriend in Basic Instinct. She is also known as Leilani Sarelle
  • Leilani Sarelle Ferrer
  • unknown blonde
  • unknown brunette. These two unknown actresses are both beautiful, but I can't put a name to them. If you recognize these women, let me know, and I'll tell Aesthete
  • Aesthete's second movie for the day is "Captive". I don't know anything about this movie. This is Marie-Josee Croze.
  • Marie-Josee Croze, "Captive".
  • Marie-Josee Croze, "Captive".
  • Marie-Josee Croze, "Captive".
  • RDO
  • This is Catherine Blythe, stark naked full frontal in "The Second Arrival"
  • Catherine Blythe, "The Second Arrival"
  • Mary Moore in "Murder at 1600"
  • RDO sent in four more from his collection of those "Brinke Stevens in panty hose" pictures. The original scanner is Sleepy.
  • Brinke Stevens in panty hose
  • Brinke Stevens in panty hose
  • Brinke Stevens in panty hose
  • Master Bagger
  • Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Flesh and Blood"
  • Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Flesh and Blood"
  • Shannon Tweed in "Victim of Desire"
  • Noteworthy
  • former PMOY Debra Jo Fondren as she looks today
  • rare topless shots of Joanne Whalley, from GR
  • Saturday
    Carlito's Way and some scream queens
  • Carlito's Way is a stylish piece about a drug dealer who is released back into society on a legal technicality, and tries to use this serendipity to start a completely new straight life away from the rackets. It is based upon two realistic books by a guy who grew up in the Puerto Rican barrios of New York, and later became a judge. One of the most interesting things about the movie is that it is essentially a western that takes place outside of the Wild West. Carlito is like a legendary gunslinger who sets down his weapon, then finds that he can't run from his reputation. Every guy who wants to be known as the fastest gun in the West either wants to kill him or hang with him. All of the men he has ever known are deeply involved in the criminal life, and it's a struggle to make a few honest bucks so he can fly away and open a rental car agency on the islands. It's a pretty good movie, featuring the usual fine performances from Sean Penn and Al Pacino, with a taut chase scene at the end though the New York subways and Grand Central Station. Not the least of the visual splendors in the movie was Penelope Ann Miller as Carlito's girlfriend. This very sexy scene is not capped so often. Miller lets Pacino watch her through her chained door opening, as she removes her clothing and teases him enough to get him to break in.
  • This next scene has been capped many times. Pacino thinks she has been working in some legitimate Broadway review. When he finally gets down there, it turns out to be a strip joint.
  • More of the strip joint.
  • Realist also did a few scans yesterday. Here's b-movie (Femalien)star Vanesa Talor in the desert, wearing only a bikini bottom (although her beautiful hair is altogether too long). I dont see any nameless horses nearby.
  • The lovely bottom of B-movie star Michelle Bauer.
  • Amy Yip in "Infatuation". No nudity. She's wearing a shirt in the pool.
  • B-movie star Brinke Stevens in semi-transparent underwear.
  • There is no dedicated Realist site, but all the Realist caps and a few scans have originated right here in the Fun House, and we've archived every single frame in our subscription area. There must be many hundred. We have more than a year of back issues of the Fun House, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics! Search for "Realist" with the search function in the back issues. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info.
  • Pretty Baby
  • For I don't know how long, I've had the caps of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby sitting on my hard drive. Aesthete sent me another set, very beautifully done as always. I still am not going to run them. Please understand that I don't have any moral position on this. We slimebag pornographers really can't get off taking the moral high ground, and besides it's basically my job to show you what is out there. The only reason I won't run them is because I just don't know whether it is considered kiddie porn by the new legal standards. Shields was 13 at the time, and the nudity is quite explicit - pretty much every part of her body from every angle. I know that you can rent the movie at Blockbuster, and it is considered high art by some. I would just rather steer out of trouble. Anyway, we can look at Susan Sarandon. She's certainly not a minor. In fact, I don't believe anyone alive can remember when she was a minor.
  • Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby.
  • Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby.
  • Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby.
  • Mr Crow, and other TV Stuff
  • This is quite a good set of TV material today, including many which you have requested in the past couple of weeks. Crow did an extensive series of Christina Ricci on the Tonight show. As you can imagine, there isn't any nudity, but this girl has some pretty healthy casabas. Here she is backstage.
  • She greets Leno and sits down.
  • Cleavage close up, seated.
  • Cleavage close up, standing.
  • Cleavage close up, standing.
  • Cleavage close up, seated.
  • Cleavage close up, seated.
  • Not from Crow, but from Cambo, here's one many of you have asked about. Heather Graham in the American Woman video.
  • Speaking of casabas, trust your Uncle on this one. You do want to see this. Mariah Carey at the Blockbuster Awards. Her boobs seem monstrous, and you can get a pretty good look at one of them through this blouse, including a surprisingly small aureola for such a large breast. I don't know why her breasts look so big. She seems to have gained a little weight, but I don't know if that is the entire explanation.
  • More of Mariah. Vidcaps from the televised portion of the event.
  • More vidcaps of Mariah.
  • One more set of Mariah. This time she's wearing the midriff-baring outfit. Her tummy seems flat, so she hasn't gained that much weight.
  • From Akira. Leah Rimini in The King of Queens.
  • As requested some time ago. Here's Jenna Elfman wearing those wet clothes in Dharma and Greg. The tape quality was weak, but it's better than what we had before, which was squat.
  • Master Bagger
  • Master Bagger found some more very lovely pictures of Julie Strain. That big ol' gal can look kind of hard sometimes, but she looks completely feminine here in Mirror Image.
  • Helcrom, Stealing Beauty
  • Helcrom did this 1995 movie which features Liv Tyler, who is always in demand here, as well as Rachel Weisz, whose career has heated up several degrees because of The Mummy. Here's Liv, wet.
  • more Liv, dry this time, including the controversial crotch shot
  • Rachel Weisz