Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Junior is moving. I am filling in for the Friday and Saturday
pages, and he will return with the Sunday page.
The Best of Charlie's Angels, Season 1 (1976):
My expectations were reasonable going into this project. I
expected some kitschy 70's television and a little bit of jiggle. In
four of the five episodes, that's all there was, but "Angels in
Chains" is an absolute classic which features the three beauties in
a women's prison.
1. It actually features Farrah Fawcett's nipple falling out of
her blouse for two frames. Before DVD, who would have noticed?
2. In addition to angel jiggle, it also featured jiggle from a
fairly attractive guest star that you may have heard of - Kim
3. If a guest shot by Basinger isn't enough for you, it must
feature every TV and Corman movie actor then available. You'll
recognize David Huddleston as a corrupt Southern sheriff, Mary
Woronow as the head matron of a women's prison, and Love Boat's
Lauren Tewes in a cameo as the client. I thought I saw Christina
Hart and Sid Haig wandering around the set as well.
Episode 4: Angels in Chains
Episode 1: Hellride
- Smith. I'd
like to think that is Jaclyn Smith's nipple trying to burst free
in Hellride, but that would be too good to be true. Anyway, I can
dream. It's hot, whatever it is, and she is way beyond gorgeous
and into the realm of supernatural.
Episode 10: Consenting Adults
Cleavage and pokiosity. Not great lighting, but, hey, it's Farrah.
- Here's the link to the DVD info from Amazon
for the "Best of" disc that I vewed.
- If "The Best of" is just not angelic enough for you, there is
DVD set from Amazon with the entire Season 1 of the series!
This features 22 episodes, plus the pilot (with Tommy Lee Jones!),
plus a featurette, on five discs.
here's a complete episode guide, if you're just an angelmaniac
Will Ferrell's brilliant Harvard Class Day Speech for the Class of
2003. The tape is 2 hours long, you have to fast-forward to
about 1:30 to see Will's 20-25 minutes.
- this may get the award for the web site in the worst taste
(well, except for ours of course) - "Welcome
to Divine Interventions, home of the Baby Jesus butt plug, and
- Now that Aniston is the world's most powerful star,
this Rolling Stone interview from October 2001 takes on additional
interest. She admits to smoking pot and she flips President Bush a
double bird and says - "BUSH IS A FUCKING IDIOT".
Queen Latifah gets breast reduction surgery
- President Bush's 56th birthday to be celebrated in 545 cities.
So far, as I write this,
four people have signed up. I didn't make that up. 545 cities,
- According to Gallup,
President Bush's average approval rating in his complete term of
office is the highest since JFK.
Bill O'Reilly - at war with the internet.
- Ann Coulter says
Sen. Joe McCarthy was a great American hero. Yeah, I was
wondering why they don't have his face on Mt Rushmore. I once met
the ethereally brilliant but humorless and somewhat pixilated Sen.
Eugene McCarthy at a party, and thanked him for the wonderful work
he did in expunging those awful communists from the Army and the
government. He had no idea I was kidding. Wadda maroon.
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Freeway (1988) is one of those films that is hard for me to write about, in that
it is neither good, nor really bad. It is a rather pedestrian thriller with
cliched plot elements and adequate acting. Some of the camera work, however, was
rather decent. The film opens with a freeway shooting, and an emergency room
nurse, Darlanne Fluegel, does not take the DOA as well as you would expect for a
nurse. Seems her husband was killed in a similar shooting, she feels the police
are not doing enough, and sees a connection among all the killings that the
police don't. She is later joined by an ex cop turned bounty hunter, and a talk
radio shrink (Richard Belzer) to figure out whodunnit.
So we have the killer calling a talk show host, the nurse smarter than the
entire LAPD, and the ex cop who thinks he can do better than the police. Fluegel
has some gratuitous breasts exposure getting into and out of bed, and then does
a sex scene with Belzer where someone's arm manages to hide her breasts in every
single frame, and not look awkward. IMDB readers rate this 4.8 of 10, which is
not far off. The film is too formulaic for the ending to ever be in doubt, but
there is enough action to keep you awake and away fro the fast forward button.
It's a titty movie day for the Hankster
today. Our B-babe is Renee Rae playing an undercover cop in "Watchful Eye". We
did Renee a few months ago in another movie and I guess I fell in love.Great
bod and she has a more natural, innocent look than most of the actresses of
Anyway here's Renee giving us a good look at all of her assets. Forgettable
movie, bit for me Renee makes it memorable.
Renee Rea (
Snowblind is back after a brief absence. His captures from Old School are unique
because they issued this in two DVD's, placing the widescreen and the full
screen versions on separate discs. Snowblind is the first I've seen with caps
from the full screen version. The floor-length shots make some of the scenes
sexier, even though they don't actually add nudity.|
Girl-pal film "Me Without You"
find GR at www.graphic-barry.com
in Frost. His comments:
"Not an exceptional vampire film, but it
did have a very interesting plot in 1989 during the Russian-Afghanistan
war, a mercenary was bitten by a local "crazy man". Ten years later, and
our merc realizes the crazy guy was really a vampire. He realizes it when he
himself turns into a vampire. The job of catching our merc/vamp falls to the
ex-captain of the mercenaries. A little different plot, but the acting was
mediocre. Still, Zoe Paul is very attractive with a nice body
unfortunately most of the nudity is after she's croaked."
Dirty Dancing was a long time ago, but Baby still looks OK. Senor Skin does
Jennifer Grey in Red Meat. (1,
Herr Haut also chips in
with Hanna Schygulla in Love is Colder than Death. I think Guy Richie can
testify to that.(1,
From Helvete: Mercedes Cecchetto in 2003's Une Grande Fille Comme Toi (1,
Beautioful Blackshine scan of
Nebout wearing a very hot outfit