Terror at Blood Fart Lake

2009

This is a Troma-style comedy/splatter film, except that it is several levels beneath Troma's level of acting and production values - and that's not an especially high hurdle to clear. It looks like it was filmed with an off-the-shelf consumer camcorder and performed with only the roughest outline of a script by some random people (not actors) who were told to "do something silly," as if the whole project were holiday home movies made by your Uncle Lars in the back yard. Except, of course, that his home movies are probably much more professional than this, unless his last name happens to be van Trier.

Then again, did you really need me to mention any of that after you saw the title of the film?

This potential Oscar nominee seems to have been filmed in that noted beehive of superlative filmmaking, upstate New York, given ongoing references to Canandaigua, and given the fact that the only reviewer at Amazon.com is from Rochester and actually seems familiar with the film!

For our purposes, none of that really matters, since there is a hot topless chick in it. Nicola Fiore is a new-wave Troma babe who is listed in six films "in production." You could say that she is a young version of Debbie Rochon. She is young and fit, has a beautiful face and breasts, and takes off her top for some silly sex, so I guess we can forgive the rest of the film for sucking harder than an industrial vacuum. And the scene is kinda funny in a ridiculous kind of way.

Nicola Fiore film clip.