Terror at Blood Fart Lake


This is a Troma-style comedy/splatter film, except that it is several levels beneath Troma's level of acting and production values - and that's not an especially high hurdle to clear. It looks like it was filmed with an off-the-shelf consumer camcorder and performed with only the roughest outline of a script by some random people (not actors) who were told to "do something silly," as if the whole project were holiday home movies made by your Uncle Lars in the back yard. Except, of course, that his home movies are probably much more professional than this, unless his last name happens to be van Trier.

Then again, did you really need me to mention any of that after you saw the title of the film?

This potential Oscar nominee seems to have been filmed in that noted beehive of superlative filmmaking, upstate New York, given ongoing references to Canandaigua, and given the fact that the only reviewer at is from Rochester and actually seems familiar with the film!

For our purposes, none of that really matters, since there is a hot topless chick in it. Nicola Fiore is a new-wave Troma babe who is listed in six films "in production." You could say that she is a young version of Debbie Rochon. She is young and fit, has a beautiful face and breasts, and takes off her top for some silly sex, so I guess we can forgive the rest of the film for sucking harder than an industrial vacuum. And the scene is kinda funny in a ridiculous kind of way.

Nicola Fiore film clip.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Kate Winslet (1920x836) film clip (collages below)

No matter what your thoughts about this film, you will probably find this scene utterly charming, and this HD version very welcome. The only disappointment is that the widescreen version cuts off almost all of Winslet's bum, which was completely exposed in the full screen version, but the sight of her ripe young chest should more than make up for it.









Face of Terror


A forgettable movie which featured the former 'Silver Spoons" child star Rick (formerly "Ricky") Schroder. No, we're not featuring Ricky. We elected to go with Marta Nieto, who bares her large boobs for a photographer and in the shower. Caps and 2 clips.



TV Land

Over in TV Land Erin Burnett does the leg & thigh show hosting on the 'Today" show. Caps and a HD clip.









Notes and collages

The New Age


More of Paula Marshall

(Yesterday's page pictured her at 43. In today's collages she is 29.)


"Buck Rodgers"

Season 1, episode 13

Dorothy Stratten

She's the doomed Playmate whose story formed the basis for the film Star 80.









Lower Level


Elizabeth Gracen film clip (Sample below)

The statuesque beauty has acted in several projects and posed for Playboy, but she is most famous for two other things:

(1) Her success at beauty pageants. She was Miss Arkansas and Miss America

(2) Her relationship with Bill Clinton. She admitted to a one-night stand with the future president in Little Rock in 1983, when he was still the Head Horndog of Arkansas.








Enlarged captures of Amy Adams in Sunshine Cleaning

5' 10" European fashion model Lara Stone

Sophie Marceau


Film Clips

Sandra Hess in Endangered (1994)

Patsy Kensit and Jennifer Rubin in Bitter Harvest (1993)

Dolores Paradis in Capadocia (2008, sample right). I don't know who she is, and this is her only IMDb credit, but she is worth looking at, if for no other reason than her enormous breasts.
Patricia Brake in My Lover My Son (1970)