While ears need to be cleaned
regularly, this is a job that should be done in
private using one's OWN truck keys.
of toiletries can forestall bathing for several
days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a
waste of good money.
grease under the fingernails is a social no-no,
as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry
and alter the tastes of finger foods.
- DINING OUT
When decanting wine,
make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit
of the vine.
directly from the bottle, always hold it with
your fingers covering the label.
- DATING (Outside
Always offer to bait your date's
hook, especially on the first date.
with her parents what time she is expected back.
Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say
"Monday." If the latter is the answer,
it is the man's responsibility to get her to
school on time.
is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with
a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create
a tacky appearance.
uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and
shoes for this special occasion.
Dim your headlights for approaching
vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded and the deer
is in sight.
approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the
largest tires always has the right of way.
another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
your wife down the road with a gas can, it is
impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Do not lay
rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
- TIPS FOR ALL
Never take a beer to a job interview.
identify people in your yard before shooting at
considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
If you have
to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the
you're certain that you are included in the will,
it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to
the funeral home.