Lingerie Football League
The official lineup for the new Canadian franchise teams will be announced on
July 1, Canada Day but Toronto Triumph has already twittered who's showing up
for their training(-bra) camp. First lesson is to shave their bikini lines to
avoid any wardrobe malfunctions.
Krista Ford: niece of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the team captain.
Annie Silvestri: from the looks of it she's the wide end.
"Raymi the Minx" +
Lauren White, a.k.a. ultra-prolific personal blogger Raymi the Minx has posted
100s of topless candid photos of herself for the past decade on
Here's a collage of some of the saucier full nudes.
Speaking of the internet, an early lesson is to always wear underwear when
wearing a short skirt so no embarrassing photos appear on your friend's blog.
Here's a Nicole Arbour upskirt circa 2007.
The chick photographed making out during the Vancouver riots last week has
been IDed as Vancouver resident Alexandra Thomas
"Miss Universe Canada"
There are two pageants, Miss Canada International and Miss Canada Universe.
The difference is the Miss Universe Canada contestants wear more revealing
clothes. Some of them become later lingerie models and strippers while the
Miss Canada International contestants become trophy wives and politicians.
Ashley Burton: plunging neckline in 2007 Miss Universe Canada evening gown
Season 5 of the 1980s Showtime series never aired in Canada but is currently
airing on the USA Mystery network. There is a debate whether the Mystery
episodes are syndicated (that is nude scenes are reshot for US market with the
actresses still in their underwear to eliminate any nudity). Many actresses
who played hookers and strippers in season 5 were nude in other roles.
Nadia Capone: very sexy in episode "Coach."
Sabrina Boudot: underwear as stripper in episode "Hit and Run." (Third
party film clip)
Heather Smith: underwear as stripper in episode "Hit and Run."
party film clip)
She was nude in several Canadian indie films. Since moving to Los Angeles most
of her roles are either strippers or hookers, but none of them have required
Eleonora Barna: underwear as stripper in Charlie Valentine.
Eleonora Barna: underwear as stripper in Ninja Cheerleaders.
She is the opposite of Barna. After several bit roles
in Canada she moved to Los Angeles and has been frequently nude.
Erica Day: topless as
Professor Boob-ie-rae in Frat Party.
Echo Beach: the Movie
Danielle I. Szlawieniec-Haw: Canada's most naturally
stacked actress showing a lot of cleavage in a bikini made from two circus
Beyond Sherwood Forest
(2009 TV movie)
Katharine Isabelle: much more nudity than usual from
the Ginger Snaps star but some of the shots must be an uncredited body double.
episode: "Hollywood Make
The season two premiere starts with Emily Perkins
being very pregnant and then her character disappears for several episodes. So
does the Ginger Snaps co-star actually have a bun-in-the-oven in real life?
Emily Perkins: pregnant as
Do You Know Me?
(2009 TV movie)
Gina Chiarelli: sexy as
"Single White Spenny"
episode: "Monkey Love"
Amanda Walsh: a lot of
Nikki Payne: Canadian female comedian and Single
White Spenny co-star won't be doing any nude love scenes as her signature lisp
is so bad that she can't say "sexual liaison" without flooding the floor. But
this hands-over-boobs pose is from her MySpace page.
episode: "Date With
This is the third season of the true crime series
Cold Case, but it seems the producers are stealing episode ideas from another
series Forensic Factor.
Lindsay Lyon (not to be confused with Lindsay Lohan)
in underwear as the obligatory stripper.
Sibel Kekilli being nude in Game of Thrones is
nothing new to the German crowd. A decade ago this Turkish actress did some
German hardcore under the name "Dilara," and the following collages come from
the Funhouse, courtesy of the Greek contributor, Melaninis.