Tuna, our main contributor and the most energetic video capper ever known to man (as all of you well know) is currently indisposed. He is in intensive care in a hospital in the San Francisco Bay area. It doesn't make sense to send him any well-wishes at this point, since he is not checking his e-mail, and it would not make sense to call him, since ICU is not the place to do that.

I talked to him yesterday, and he said he'd be back on the job by the middle of next week! (Because the 70-75,000 collages he has already made just aren't enough!) We have no way to know if that is optimism or realism, but he sounded chipper.

I think I'll let him tell you about his experiences when he's back to e-mail. In the meantime, we'll keep you posted on when and how to contact him, as soon as that becomes appropriate.

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Hey, dudes. I broke my ankle and am feelin' a little bit under the weather. Need some rest. I'll be back tomorrow with a vengeance!

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Just a couple of quick ones today from is Swedish born Malin Akerman looking very yummy and topless in scenes from the stoner comedy, "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle".
  • Malin Akerman (1, 2)

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

Today is another 'Hankster Light" day...

Here is the amazing Eva Green in "The Dreamers". No words are necessary to describe Eva. Her acting and her body were superb in her very first film. So sit back, relax and enjoy these scenes from from this great flick by Bernardo Bertolucci.

'Caps and comments by Spaz:

"A Problem with Fear" (2003)
Canadian comedy featuring several phobias including public nudity.

"Slipstream" (1973)
Canadian hippie movie not to be confused with the 1985 Mark Hamill sci-fi of the same name.

"Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold" (1984)
Amazon spaghetti western starring the flaxen haired Laurene Landon of Hundra fame.

"Dracula" (1979)
UK horror with some exported Canadian talent.

"The Apple" (1980)
Hopelessly dated pg13-rated rock opera with adam & eve theme.

"Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Mork & Mindy" (2005)
Recently aired tv movie about Robin Williams rise to fame.

  • Ona Grauer: very sexy as Raquel Welch trying to get Mork from Ork's dork up.

Crimson Ghost
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

I think by now, most magazines and tabloids have crowned Angelina Jolie "the hottest" or "most sexy woman on the planet" at least 4 or 5 times this month. Personally...I'm not going to argue with them.

Here is Jolie briefly topless and gettin' it on with Ethan Hawke in a scene from "Taking Lives".

Robyn Cohen Cohen topless in several scenes from the Bill Murray/Owen Wilson mvoie, "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou".

Sharon Kelly The busty, red-haried 70's and 80's adult star showing off her amazing chest in scenes from "The Dirty Mind of Young Sally" (1970).

Jordan Ladd
(1, 2)

Ladd looks great in a bikini, but unfortunately never takes it off in 2002's "Cabin Fever".

Jessica Alba
(1, 2)

Here's another fantastic look at the Alba-licious one's see-thru exposure from the MTV Movie Awards.

Mischa Barton The paparazzi catch "The O.C." star doing a little sunbathin. We see just a hint of breast exposure as she bends over.

Bijou Phillips The "Bully" and "Havoc" co-star showing just a bit of nipple while on the runway at a celebrity fashion event.

Myriem Roussel
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Vejiita 'caps of another Euro-babe going topless and baring a bit of bum. Scenes from the 1986 French movie "Bleu comme l'enfer".

Jeanine Giovanni
(1, 2, 3)

Holly Valance
(1, 2, 3, 4)

The Skin-man serves up a few 'caps from last week's episode of the HBO series "Entourage". The little known Giovanni is clearly topless, while Aussie actress Holly Valance is a little more discrete with her exposure (side/rear partial breast views).

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