Tuna, our main contributor and the most energetic video capper ever known to man (as all of you well know) is currently indisposed. He is in intensive care in a hospital in the San Francisco Bay area. It doesn't make sense to send him any well-wishes at this point, since he is not checking his e-mail, and it would not make sense to call him, since ICU is not the place to do that.
I talked to him yesterday, and he said he'd be back on the job by the middle of next week! (Because the 70-75,000 collages he has already made just aren't enough!) We have no way to know if that is optimism or realism, but he sounded chipper.
I think I'll let him tell you about his experiences when he's back to e-mail. In the meantime, we'll keep you posted on when and how to contact him, as soon as that becomes appropriate.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Hey, dudes. I broke my ankle and am feelin' a little bit under the weather. Need some rest. I'll be back tomorrow with a vengeance!
Google Set to Offer Payment Service to Compete With eBay's PayPal
... "Google Inc. this year plans to offer an electronic-payment
service that could help the Internet-search company diversify its
revenue and may heighten competition with eBay Inc.'s PayPal
Google Maps starts to make progress at mapping the rest of the
Pranksters hijack a pizza call-in line.
Mexican Death Cult heads into Texas. Excellent. We were
falling well below our death cult quota, and that could have meant
a big drop-off in Federal Death Cult Aid.
Fake Lottery Tickets Scratch Off Winners.
- "You may have seen these gag fake lottery tickets on the
show Americas Funniest Home Videos."
Batman rakes in $15.5 million on Friday
- That's good, but not spectacular. Mr and Mrs Smith did $17.5
- Weekend Warrior had predicted a $70 million opening weekend
for Batman, but it now appears headed for the $50M range.
- The week's other major release, The Perfect Man, opened in
the #6 slot.
- Mr and Mrs Smith easily held on to the #2 position, having
more than doubled the gross of the #3 film.
- Crazy Video:
Office pranksters drop 2000 superballs on a co-worker.
School nurse forced girl to take pregnancy test. Let me
just take a wild guess here. Nothing of the sort ever happened as
they described it. Family wants to make easy money on a lawsuit
against the school district. Sound about right?
The family of a man who claims to have found millions of dollars
worth of gold and antique guns in a desert cave says he's tired of
dealing with the federal government, and plans to just leave the
cache where he found it.
Leonardo DiCaprio was hit with a bottle while attending a party
and needed about a dozen stitches to close a wound near his ear.
- The party was given by Rick Salomon. If that sounds
familiar, he's the guy in the naughty Paris Hilton home video.
- "While leaving a small private gathering, Leo was attacked
by a woman who was trespassing and had been repeatedly asked to
leave the property."
- I'm not sure if you have time for Father's Day, since they are
in Japan, but I'm sure dad would enjoy a
lifelike robot cat.
Fantastic Four - Ten minutes of Behind The Scenes footage
- Since The Filthy Critic doesn't review straight-to-video
films, there was really nobody sensitive enough to write about
this incandescent cinema classic, so I had to do it myself.
Uncle Scoopy's Guest House, featuring Man-Thing
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk" ...
"Delays takeoff to de-ice his mojito
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Just a couple of quick ones today from Brain...here is Swedish born Malin Akerman looking very yummy and topless in scenes from the stoner comedy, "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle".
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today is another 'Hankster Light" day...
Here is the amazing Eva Green in "The Dreamers". No words are necessary to describe Eva. Her acting and her body were superb in her very first film. So sit back, relax and enjoy these scenes from from this great flick by Bernardo Bertolucci.
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"A Problem with Fear" (2003)
Canadian comedy featuring several phobias including public nudity.
Canadian hippie movie not to be confused with the 1985
Mark Hamill sci-fi of the same name.
"Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold" (1984)
Amazon spaghetti western starring the flaxen haired
Laurene Landon of Hundra fame.
UK horror with some exported Canadian talent.
"The Apple" (1980)
Hopelessly dated pg13-rated rock opera with adam & eve theme.
"Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Mork & Mindy" (2005)
Recently aired tv movie about Robin Williams rise to fame.
- Ona Grauer: very sexy as Raquel Welch trying to get
Mork from Ork's dork up.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
I think by now, most magazines and tabloids have crowned Angelina Jolie "the hottest" or "most sexy woman on the planet" at least 4 or 5 times this month. Personally...I'm not going to argue with them.
Here is Jolie briefly topless and gettin' it on with Ethan Hawke in a scene from "Taking Lives".
||Cohen topless in several scenes from the Bill Murray/Owen Wilson mvoie, "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou".
||The busty, red-haried 70's and 80's adult star showing off her amazing chest in scenes from "The Dirty Mind of Young Sally" (1970).
|Ladd looks great in a bikini, but unfortunately never takes it off in 2002's "Cabin Fever".
|Here's another fantastic look at the Alba-licious one's see-thru exposure from the MTV Movie Awards.
||The paparazzi catch "The O.C." star doing a little sunbathin. We see just a hint of breast exposure as she bends over.
||The "Bully" and "Havoc" co-star showing just a bit of nipple while on the runway at a celebrity fashion event.
|Vejiita 'caps of another Euro-babe going topless and baring a bit of bum. Scenes from the 1986 French movie "Bleu comme l'enfer".
|The Skin-man serves up a few 'caps from last week's episode of the HBO series "Entourage". The little known Giovanni is clearly topless, while Aussie actress Holly Valance is a little more discrete with her exposure (side/rear partial breast views).
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