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Friday

  • The Top 10 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
  • "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
  • "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
  • "Foreplay, cuddling-a Jedi craves not these things."
  • "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
  • "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
  • "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
  • "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
  • "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  • "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
  • "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
Cindy, oh Cindy
  • Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher. Years ago I saw the movie Fair Game, Cindy Crawford's one significant acting lead, and I didn't even realize these frames existed. The scene happens quickly. Cindy is in a moving freight train, grabbing a quickie with one of the Baldwins (William, I think), when a baddie shows up. Cindy grabs Baldwin's gun, sits up quickly, and shoots the evildoer. The scene happens fast, in poor light, confused by the train motion and the shifting lights of the outside pouring through the slats of the train car, and punctuated by several gun shots which turn the screen white in the darkness. Anyway, what I never realized until I saw these caps by Realist, is that Cindy did an honest-to-goodness clear topless scene. And she looks great. Come to think of it, she doesn't look bad very often, does she? Here are two frames of it ...
  • ... and here are two more.
  • Here's a Cindy downblouse as she climbs into a raft
  • Here's the scene we all have seen. Cindy changes her shirt while Baldwin turns his back. The scene is shot in broad daylight. Unfortunately, her face does not appear in the caps.
  • Finally, Cindy takes the Jacqueline Bisset route and sits in the raft in her wet shirt.
  • Crow
  • I think Crow came up with another that I've never seen. Jacqueline Lovell in "A Place called Truth"
  • Madonna
  • These ten are from Madonna's notorious Sex book. The first sex are from YoungAlex, and the last four are from Chumba.
  • FR
  • From FR today, four of Vivian Wu in The Pillow Book
  • Wu
  • Wu
  • Wu
  • Desire Scans
  • Desire has kind of a specialty niche. Explicit shots of really buff women. Here's Andy Bruce showing you her naughty bits
  • ... more of the same
  • Less explicit this time. Here perfect and well-oiled buns, and a face shot.
  • Here's the same Ms Bruce romping in the surf.
  • Here's Amy Lynn. No explicit pose this for this woman, but she has definitely spent some time in the gym.
  • and a few more noteworthy
  • Frontal nude paparazzi shot of Alba Parietti. All three of these are very similar, shot in rapid succession. Unless you are a collector, pick one of the three.
  • Another frontal nude paparazzi shot of Alba Parietti
  • Another frontal nude paparazzi shot of Alba Parietti
  • Schatten's caps of Chelsea Field in "A Passion to Kill"