- The Top 10
Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
- "Ahhh!
Yoda's little friend you seek!"
- "Urm.
Put a shield on my saber I must."
- "Foreplay,
cuddling-a Jedi craves not these
things."
- "Down
here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
- "Do
me or do me not-there is no try."
- "Early
must I rise. Leave now you must!"
- "You
know, this would be a lot more fun
without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
- "Happens
to every guy sometimes this does."
- "Ow,
ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
- "Who's
your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi
Master?"
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