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According to a study by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine,
nearly half of all deaths among working-age Russian men may be attributable to
drinking alcohol not meant for consumption, such as liniments and cologne.
* In Russia, there's something about an Aqua Velva man:
he's dead.
Scotland has a growing female prison population, and a surprising study by
Glasgow Caledonian University found out why: women see jail as a "refuge" from
problems such as debts and abusive partners, and they're going there on purpose
to escape their lives outside.
* This is called "thinking inside the box."
After taking a drubbing from the press, Angelina Jolie blamed her reps for
giving the media a document limiting the questions they could ask her, saying
she didn't know about it.
* Well, then thank God the media reported it so she
could find out!.
* Then after saying that, she refused to take
questions.
On this day in 1815, Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo...and on the same day in
1989, John and Lorena Bobbitt got married.
* And shortly thereafter, John Bobbitt met his
waterloo.
* Another coincidence: both Napoleon and John Bobbitt
ended up having their penises preserved in a jar.
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