"Kiss the Sky"
Kiss the Sky (1999) is billed as a romance, but it is more of a buddy movie about two men going through male menopause. The only thing they really suffer from is a total lack of self awareness, but they blame their life, their families, and society for the fact that swallowing prescription drugs is the only thing that keeps them from committing suicide. The solution? Go to the Philippines together for a business deal, travel to a remote spot, have a three way with Sheryl Lee, and then finally realize that maybe they are responsible for who they are.
They both feel they had the secret of life as young hippies, and want to regain that freedom and sense of self-importance. Sheryl Lee, for her part, is out to discover who she is. As part of that discovery, she is up for most anything sexual. We see her breasts, buns, and partial bush between a three way sex scene and a skinny dipping scene. Elena Bennet and Katie Chesters do a full frontal in a daydream.
IMDb readers have this at 5.5 of 10. Although I am from the generation that this film is supposed to target, it bored me to distraction. First, the two heroes obviously learned nothing in the 60s, and went through their whole lives without a clue. Second, it was chock full of "meaningful" Zen dialogue. Third, it was completely predictable It never had a theatrical release. Based on the comments at IMDb, it seems to resonate with other men who are not cursed with self-awareness. This is a C-. If male menopause is your idea of a good time, here is 105 minutes entirely devoted to it.
Elena Bennet and Katie Chesters
"Love Thy Neighbor"
Love Thy Neighbor (2002) is likely a low budget straight to vid, although IMDb has no release information, and no reviews. There are only 5 votes. Jack is screwing Molly. Unfortunately, Molly is Chuck's wife. Molly is also Tammy, his wife's best friend. The plot is set in motion when Chuck tells Jack that he might have AIDS. Meanwhile, Molly is Giving Tammy sex advice, to regain Jack's interest. There is a whole lot of deception and hand wringing until the shocking surprise ending.
The only nudity comes from a lap dancer, played by Melissa Bacelar This might have worked as a soft core comedy with a whole lot more nudity and simulated sex, but as a cautionary tale about the evils and dangers of adultery, it was a total flop. The constant use of instant replay and fantasy didn't help, it only made it hard to follow. Don't waste your time. D-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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New Hampshire Attorney General resigns when he sexually harrasses
a woman at an anti- sexual abuse conference.
Sayonara, Shaq Pistons build 82-59 lead at the end of
three, hold on to take series in five games.
Strip an Open Dir right away, or load all the images off a web
page with a single command.
- The Beatles and The Rolling Stones might have been big rivals
but their kids are getting on famously.
John Lennon's son Sean, 28, and Mick Jagger's daughter Elizabeth,
20 are in love.
Historic Space Launch Attempt for SpaceShipOne Scheduled for June
21 SpaceShipOne will rocket 62 miles into sub-orbital
Courtney Love cancels her tour.
As the future Courtney Love, Britney closes her own tour
The Daily Show's Lewis Black looks at "winners". Don't
miss this - LL Cool J dancing with Carol Channing!
The Daily Show looks at The War on Error. (The
misreporting in the terrorism report)
A fourth clip from the upcoming chick-flick, The Notebook
Six additional clips from The Terminal (Director:
Spielberg, Star: Hanks)
A new TV spot for Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11
For those of you with young kids, the trailer for Racing Stripes:
"The animated story of an abandoned baby zebra (Muniz) that grows
up believing he's a racehorse. With the help of barnyard friends
and teenage girl who dreams of being a jockey, he overcomes
prejudice and self-doubt to pursue his dream of running with
Here's the trailer for Without a Paddle : "A high-speed
comedy-adventure in which three young guys go into the Oregon
wilderness in search of lost treasure. They take a canoe upriver
and everything that can go wrong does. Hunted by two backwoods
dope farmers, they encounter death-defying rapids, tree-hugging
hippie chicks and a crazy old mountain man played by Burt
CLINTON'S PROMISE NOT TO UPSTAGE KERRY UPSTAGES KERRY.
Alanis Morissette to marry Van Wilder. Ol' Ryan
Reynolds is now being mentioned as a strong candidate to play
Fletch, and he'd be a good choice.
Internet-exclusive trailer for Garden State (Big hit at
Sundance. Natalie Portman in a bathing suit. What else do you need
Does It Get Any Better Than Naked Gymnasts?
- "Scoop - Please post this picture of my friend and me with the
best beeramid ever. Constructed Spring of 2002, Ferris State
University, Big Rapids, Michigan - Tony." Sure, why the hell not?
Here it is.
Is Ben Stiller wearing out his welcome?
Game Show Network presents - Extreme Dodgeball.
Extreme? So they throw really dangerous things at one another? The
Israelis and Palestinians should dominate this event in the
- Too much time on your hands dept:
Approximately every picture of Kelly Ripa ever taken
The Exorcist in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
Titanic in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
The Shining in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
Ain't It Cool News fanboy review calls Spidey 2 "the comic book
movie we've always dreamed about"
Yahoo e-mail battles Google's Gmail
The 25 best sports teams of the past 25 years.
Yahoo.com, MSN.com, Google.com, and Microsoft.com all disappeared
from the net for a couple of hours this morning. There
is not yet a very good explanation.
Transcript of the doofus conversation on Crossfire, June 14th:
Carville: "I thought it was disrespectful when our doofus
president called the pope sir, when everyone knows the pope is
supposed to be addressed as Your Holiness." Maybe true, Jimbo, but
I'm not sure if that's any more disrespectful than calling the
President a doofus. Everyone knows he should be called, MR
Doofus, or "your doofiness"
Federal government classifies frozen french fries as fresh veggies
Hundreds of TV stations that can be watched on your computer
screen with broadband. Live, recorded, cable access,
all kinds of languages. Lots of crazy stuff. In Germany for
example, you can watch a live feed from NBC Europe, or some crazy
"erotic news" thing, which featured a 350 pound woman when I
The Speed Trap Exchange
Brendan Fraser has signed on to star in the Revolution Studios spy
comedy GAY SECRET AGENT
Which office moron are you?
Mozilla Firefox, release 0.9, is now available to download.
Fox News has been found in breach of British broadcasting rules
for an on-air tirade that failed to show "respect for truth".
I'm no friend of Fox News, so I enjoy the schadenfreude of it all,
but one must consider the source of this article, which is The
Guardian! As you'll recall, they are the same twits who printed
Linky and Dinky's absurd "Presidential IQ" hoax as a factual story,
and the same people who wrote up the
Pentagon's hypothetical Cyclical Ice Age Analysis as if
it were an analysis of the effect of humanity on the global
- Speaking of the devil ...
FOX News gives 'Fahrenheit 9/11' a rave review!!! Dogs
and cats living together ...
Meryl Streep plays Hillary Clinton - as evil???
Paramount has reportedly asked for some minor cuts to make the
character less Clintonian
Jeopardy has first ten-time winner
X-Entertainment Visits The World's Worst Carnival.
The Dance Crazes of the 60s
- Tres cool nostalgia:
Classic Golden Age Comic Book Cover Gallery
- The President invokes the Reagan legacy in the ultimate
tribute: Reagan will be his running mate.
Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004
- The President prepares for his post-Presidential career -
The George Bush Show
Here is the Xtina 'Virgin Mobile' commercial which will not air in
Playmate Gallery - Summer Altice, August 2000 - Courtesy of
Four free short videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!
Kate Moss pokes through her blouse, plays with her own butt in
New hubby buys J-Lo $20,000 flip-flops.
- Well, now we know why she dumped Affleck. He would never go
higher than five grand per flip-flop.
- If J-Lo loves married men and flip-flops so fuckin' much,
maybe she should have been dating John Kerry
Ronald Reagan's life encompassed 40% of American history.
And his funeral coverage encompassed the other 60%. This is
impressive, but pales in comparison to Joan Collins, whole life
covers 40% of English history.
Prior and the Cubbies kick Clemens's ass. Still a
pretty good year for the Rocket, since it is June 14th and it's
his first loss of the year! Not bad for a guy so friggin' old that
the first man he struck out was Cap Anson.
- From the department of obvious but costly scientific research:
British children have bad teeth.
- STFU department:
Steinbrenner issues a statement crowing about road attendance, a
dig at all the money Yanks make for others.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
The Josephine Baker Story
Typically first-class production from HBO, both in
the filming and in the DVD mastering. When it comes to doin'
everything right, HBO is da man. When it comes to production
quality, they are the Disney of cable networks. Including
spectacularly beautiful nudity! I liked the movie, and Tuna loved
it. We both would have enjoyed it if it were twice as long, me
because I thought it was too shallow on some important elements of
her life, Tuna because he just couldn't get enough of it.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
A few oops edits and comments by Brainscan:
- Alicia Keys, the singer wearing a see-thru bra and revealing a nipple in concert.
- Ditto that for everyone's favorite dumb blonde pop star Jessica Simpson.
- And last up, here is an image of Venessa Fisher, the current Miss Canada wearing a bikini and sporting some camel toe.
By the way...The woman that PAL asked about is former Heffer Jeanie Bell... at least that's what I've heard. Never been able to get the movie, myself.
Today the Ghost takes a look at the mega-lo budget 1986 stinker "Breeders".
- Adriane Lee
- Adriane Lee .wmv
- Frances Raines....mostly breast and bum views, plus a hint of pubes in link #8.
- Frances Raines .wmvs. In links 1 and 2 she's nude her nude yoga. #3 has all 3 b's. In 4 and 5 she's just walking around nekkid.
- LeeAnne Baker, topless and just a hint of rear nudity.
- LeeAnne Baker .wmvs
- Natalie O'Connell, topless and baring her bum.
- Natalie O'Connell. .wmvs of her walking around nekkid. Yawn.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
My brother watched this 1996 movie with me, and he commented "that is the worst movie I ever saw". Well, it wasn't the worst movie I ever saw, and may be one of Maria Ford's better ones.
Maria Ford did a lot more than just get naked for this film; she did all the choreography, and I thought the dancing was better than in some high-budget stripper flicks that I've seen.
The story, while not unique, is decent. When a bar owner and his wife struggle to keep their business afloat, a mysterious young woman shows up looking for a job, and much more. She has a plan to make the bar profitable, but the plan also includes inducing the bar owner to kill his wife and marry her. A few interesting twists along the way make this movie far better than "the worst movie I ever saw". Unfortunately, the picture quality of the DVD may well be some of the worst I ever saw, so the collage isn't as good as I'd have liked.
Nikki Fritz appears as a stripper with Maria in the movie (and the collage).
|DeadLamb takes a look at the pilot episode of FOX's new show, "North Shore". Both ladies look fantastic in bikinis.
"The show is soooo bad. A pure clone of Las Vegas except a few slight tweaks in order to keep from getting sued. It might as well be called of "Las Vegas of Northshore". Even the character roles are the same, except with slightly different jobs."
In other Britney Daniel news...
The Skin-man has a nudity report from the CineVegas Film Festival, confirming that Britney gets nekkid in a several scenes of her latest movie, "The Hillside Strangler"!
|DeVo 'caps of the Russian babe baring all in scenes from Tinto Brass' "Corti Circuiti Erotici".
|Over the weekend, the British tabloids reported that UK TV personality (from the shows "Richard and Judy" and "Hell's Kitchen") made a XXX home video with her boyfriend, UK TV host John Leslie...and they had pics to prove it. Thanks to Dragon for the scans from the Sunday Sport.
|The former Miss USA (1970) going topless in scenes from "Circuitry Man 2" (1994). 'Caps by Don Juan.
|Very nice full frontal nudity in scenes from the Spanish movie "Muertos de risa" aka "Dying of Laughter" (1999). 'Caps by Señor Skin.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
REPUBLICANS SELLING BUSH KETCHUP
The S-l-o-w-e-r Ketchup - GOP Capitol Hill staffer Chris Cylke and partner
Patrick Spero are hoping to strike it rich this election year with a Republican
alternative to Heinz Ketchup: "Bush Country Ketchup." They say it's
formulated for conservative tastebuds and goes great with Freedom Fries, and it will
irritate liberals and won't enrich John Kerry's wife. But it will enrich them:
it's $5.99 a bottle, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.
Republicans think that's cheap, since they've never bought ketchup before.
It's formulated for Republican tastebuds: very rich, but a little bitter.
These days, any ketchup that's red instead of purple or green is
GIVE YOUR GRADUATE A BOOB JOB
No Car, Just Headlights - The New York Post reports that the hot graduation
gift for teen daughters isn't a car, it's a boob job. Between 2002 and 2003,
the number of US 18-year-olds getting implants nearly tripled to 11,326.
Experts say media images of curvaceous girls and shows like "Extreme Makeover" are
making girls dislike their bodies, so parents have started giving them
implants as a graduation gift. Some doctors warn of the dangers of implants for
girls who are still growing, but they say that between an advocacy group and a
surgeon promising to make you look better, you know who a teenage girl is going
They're going to believe the most informed source: TV.
Plus, if they're going to be an investment, she needs to get them while
she's still young enough to marry Donald Trump.
Today's typical deal is: "You get all A's, and your parents will give you
Did I mention we're talking about MIDDLE school graduation?
WORLD'S WEIRDEST COLLEGE ENTRANCE INTERVIEWS
Clinton Aced This Interview - The London Telegraph reports that more than
10,000 straight-A students were rejected by Oxford and Cambridge in 2003, based
on results of weird interviews designed to see if they can "think outside the
box." So a teen who wanted to study medicine was rejected when he couldn't
name Santa's reindeer. A pre-law student was asked, "If I painted a picture on
the side of your house, who would own it?" Poly-sci students were asked, "What
do you think is the effect of the Japanese mafia on Brazil and America?" And
an English professor asked a student, "What is the point of me teaching you?"
Apparently, none whatsoever.
That should be "MY teaching you"...
I'm guessing the effect of the Japanese mafia would be..."bad."
Why does a medical student need to know Santa's reindeer? He didn't want
to study veterinary medicine.
In Britain, this is known as the "S.A.T.," or "Silly-Ass Test."
VIRGINIA URGES MEN TO LAY OFF THE KINDER
Virginia Is For Lovers - Virginia officials are concerned with the number of
men over 18 impregnating girls as young as 13. So the Department of Health is
putting up billboards and distributing posters, coasters and bar napkins with
such admonitions as "Sex with a minor: Don't go there" and "Isn't she a
Apparently, she looked old enough to get into a bar.
Here's a better slogan..."Jail: Don't go there!"
How about, "If she's not 18, you're looking at 8-to-10."
Virginia seems to be running low on virginity.