"Satan Was A Lady"
Satan Was a Lady (2001) was written and directed by exploitation giant Doris Wishman. When her husband died she found herself at the age of 40 needing a way to make a living. She had been around film distribution, and understood that aspect of the business, but she got herself a camera and started making movies. From 1960 to 1965, she made nudist films, known as nudie cuties. This was the only way to get away with naked women on film at the time. From 1965 to 1972, she made roughies, where an innocent girl is led astray and horribly abused by some man. Then she tried making two films with a big star, Chesty Morgan, with disastrous results. Not only could Chesty not act, but, according to Doris, was a pain in the ass to work with. IN 1983, Doris retired from film making. She never could understand why she was becoming famous as one of the great woman film makers. She supposedly said that she didn't like her films, because the people were ugly. When someone in an interview suggested that she do some public appearances, she quipped, "What's in it for me?"
Then, in 2001, at the age of 81, she came out of retirement to make Satan Was a Lady. It was her most polished, professional film, but that isn't saying much. She had professional lighting, shot live sound in many scenes, and produced a very polished product. Before retirement, she dubbed all sound to save cost. The DVD includes a lengthy making of featurette showing Doris at work.
This film could be thought of as a reverse roughie, in that it is about a woman who chews men up and spits them out. Honey Lauren is a hooker and dominatrix who dreams of a fur coat and a better life. In the opening sequences, we see her whipping a man mercilessly. We learn that she hates her boss, and has a lazy musician bum for a roommate. She then has a brainstorm. She blackmails the man we saw her whipping in the opening. Once she begins, she can't turn the charm off. When the club owner where she works tells her a stripper is pretty, she rearranges her face with a knife in the parking lot. Her boyfriend finds and steal the blackmail money, so she goes back for more and takes care of the boyfriend. She also seduces the son of the man she is blackmailing.
Honey Lauren was perfect for the part. Not that she can act, but she is sexy and surly, which was the needed personality type. She shows breasts and buns in the film, and flashes her bush in the making of short. Lindsey Amodeo sows everything as a stripper whose act consists of her getting dressed, and Kerry Johnston shows breasts as the striper that honey attacks.
IMDb readers have this at 3.2 of 10, with only 25 votes. Clearly, those who voted don't know Doris or her films. Sure it is a bad film. All of hers were, but that doesn't detract from its value. How many films have you seen written and directed by a woman in her 80s after being retired for 20 years? The genre is Doris Wishman exploitation films, and this is a must see for her fans, hence a C.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Upcoming Poll - whose goodies do you most want
We've kind of lost interest in the polls since Lawdog graduated and went off
to practice law, which was years ago. Lots of the old
polls have become dated. In particular,
we don't have current information on the following crucial question:
"Of the women who have not done a filmed nude scene of any
significance, whose first nude scene are you most eager to see?"
Some of the candidates:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Jessica Alba
- Jennifer Aniston
- Lindsay Lohan (after she turns 18, of course)
- The Olson Twins
- Jennifer Garner
- Anna Kournikova
- Nuna Gaye
- Britney Spears
- Faith Hill
- Jessica Simpson
- Beyonce Knowles
- Elisha Cuthbert
- Sarah Michele Gellar
- Alison Hannigan
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I watched the movie "The Klansman" recently and made some stills.
Now I found on your site Snowblind's images of the two actresses
showing skin in two different rape scenes. As I could identify one
of them (Lola Falana), I have no idea the other one. I watched the
movie twice, three times and oftener and forwards and backwards, I
couldn't get any information on her character. According to
Snowblind's caps she is Jeannie Bell. Maybe you or some of the
Funhouse members can confirm it's her.
BTW: What ever happened to Snowblind, do you have any idea?
- Updated Encyclopedia volumes for Madchen Amick, Rosanna
Arquette, Michelle Bauer, Emmanuelle Beart, Jacqueline Bisset, and
Lisa Bonet, including a hot Bisset film clip from the little-seen
Kate Moss pokes through her blouse, plays with her own butt in
New hubby buys J-Lo $20,000 flip-flops
Ronald Reagan's life encompassed 40% of American history.
- And his funeral coverage encompassed the other 60%.
- Reagan was so old he once saw Cher perform BEFORE she began
her farewell tour.
- This is impressive, but pales in comparison to Joan Collins,
whole life covers 40% of English history.
Prior and the Cubbies kick Clemens's ass. Still a
pretty good year for the Rocket, since it is June 14th and it's
his first loss of the year! Not bad for a guy so friggin' old that
the first man he struck out was Cap Anson.
- From the department of obvious but costly scientific research:
British children have bad teeth.
- STFU department:
Steinbrenner issues a statement crowing about road attendance, a
dig at all the money Yanks make for others.
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MTV Movie Awards Arrivals 2004 - Photo Gallery
Philip K. Dick's official website has posted the first images and
report from the set of A Scanner Darkly, starring Keanu
Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Rory
Cochran. Based on the Philip K. Dick novel, the 2005 film is set
in a future world where America has lost the war on drugs.
Undercover cop Fred (Reeves) is one of many agents hooked on the
popular drug Substance D, which causes its users to develop split
personalities. Fred, for instance, is also Bob, a notorious drug
dealer. Along with his superior officers, Fred sets up an
elaborate scheme to catch Bob (himself) and tear down his
AFL-CIO execs say Kerry/Gephardt is a done deal.
- The interim Iraqi prime minister said:
The United States will hand over Saddam Hussein to Iraq.
And, since it will be a democracy now, I guess he can run for the
Naked women's soccer team - GREAT page, once it loads.
Outfielder Reggie Sanders saves the day when a little kid gets a
ball swiped from him.
The transit of Venus in a time-lapse film.
MPAA assigns "R" rating to Moore's new film
Dubya gushes over Bubba, unveils official portrait
Chelsea Clinton lookin' kinda sorta hot.
EBay's PayPal to settle lawsuit for $9.25M
Paris Hilton says old naked people are 'gross'.
MovieJuice! reviews The Terminal.
Another great picture of Anna K, from The Sun
The Straight Dope: Why is the U.S. military budget so high?
Well, actually, in terms of military expenditures as a percentage
of gross national product, the USA ranks only 52nd in the world.
The full report is available online
here, with downloadable Excel
spreadsheets and .pdf charts for every country on earth, with
about every statistic you can imagine.
'Shrek 2' tops 'Nemo' to become the highest-grossing animated film
The first clip from Blade 3 (Click on the dark box that
says "click here")
- After taking some time off after the death of his father,
John Cusack will return with a starring role in the New Line
sci-fi flick THE MARTIAN CHILD.
US at risk of terror attack by giant pterodactyl. John
Ashcroft said he has obtained documents showing that Osama bin
Laden may have manufactured a genetically engineered Super
Terror-Dactyl using prehistoric DNA from Nigeria.
Michael Moore kept quiet for "months" after filming U.S. soldiers
abusing Iraqis. Did these soldiers see a fat bearded
dude filming them, and still go ahead joking and torturing? Isn't
that like continuing to rob the office safe while 60 Minutes
Two TV spots from the soon-to-be-immortal Halle Berry classic,
The teaser, trailer, and six clips from Two Brothers.
- PG rated animal film. It stars Guy Pearce and two tigers,
and was directed by the brilliant Jean-Jacques Annaud, who did
Enemy at the Gates and The Name of the Rose.
- "Set not so long ago in a distant land, Two Brothers is the
story of twin tiger cubs--one shy and gentle, the other, bold
and fierce--who are born among the temple ruins of an exotic
jungle, but are one day separated by fate. The bold brother is
sold off to a circus, where homesickness and living in a cage
rob him of his spirit. The shy cub becomes the beloved companion
for the governor's lonely young son, until an accident forces
the family to give him away to a man who resolves to break his
gentle nature and turn him into a fighter for sport. When they
are fully grown, the brothers find themselves reunited--but as
forced enemies pitted against each other."
The trailer and eight new clips from Harold & Kumar Go to White
Castle: "In the great cinematic tradition of 'Road
Trip' and 'Dude, Where's My Car?' comes 'Harold & Kumar Go to
White Castle,' which follows two likeable underdogs who set out on
a Friday night quest to satisfy their craving for White Castle
hamburgers and end up on an epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper
inhaling and a wild road trip as un-PC as it gets."
A montage of the four new TV spots for King Arthur
Richard Branson drives across the English Channel in an amphibious
The official BigBrother UK website - now with breasts
KERRY ARRESTED FOR STALKING MCCAIN. Arizona Senator
Seeks Restraining Order
TLC Singer T-Boz Files for Divorce, on the grounds that
her husband is trying to kill her. Not a bad justification.
- The tales of Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA.
Drunk British dentist falls on girl. Insert British
dental care joke here.
- Here's a public service tip for you youngsters from former
If you're having public sex, keep track of your clothes.
- I suppose this must be about 15 years old, but I've never seen
this picture of
Cindy Crawford selling an Asian power drink.
- A reality show idea that is just out of this world.
Go into space AND be part of reality show. I don't like
the whole concept, but I like the part where viewers get to vote
for who gets shot into deep space. My vote goes to Bjork, but I
expect Bill O'Reilly and Michael Moore to be the top contenders.
Cameo earns Ah-nuld rave reviews.
Oh, sure, 1969 was the summer of love, but 2004 is the `Summer Of
- What I want to know is this. Do they really intend to do
this, or are they just paying it lip service?
- If you truly believe this news, then you should spread it
far and wide.
Kiss me baby one more time. Madge and the Mouseketeer
to celebrate the Summer of Labia, upper division (presumably)
Christian Slater spends more than $14,000 on lap dancers in one
night! He complained when he saw the bill, but he paid
up because he's a little guy, but with a big heart. And,
apparently, a big lap.
- Job search department:
How To Become A Porn Star
Moms and Dads give their daughters implants for graduation
The WBC - World Boxing Council - closes up shop
ABC airs golf tourney. Tourney ends in tie. ABC skips the playoff
to air Heidi.. Actually, it wasn't Heidi but America's
Funniest Home Videos
You have to love this look at Anna K.
- Hitchcock department.
Angry bird terrorizes cyclists
Women reveal the top ten wildest places they've had sex
Yoko Ono has created a new dance movement by re-releasing her old
songs to a new techno beat. Hey, anything that serves
to kill techno-pop and disco is OK by me.
What will this year's October Surprise be? You make the call.
A large image gallery from White Chicks
The trailer from Father and Son, a film by the artiest
director this side of Peter Greenaway, Aleksandr Sokurov. I liked
his film Russian Ark, but I called Mother and Son,
"the most pretentious movie ever made",
and I can't name any other movie which even comes close! It's so
pretentious that Sokurov makes Tarkovsky and Alain Resnais seem
like long-lost Farrelly Brothers.
Wow - what a close-up of unusual layers on Saturn's Moon Phoebe
Croc Hunter Irwin in Hot Water Over Cold Water Swim:
"'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin is in hot water again, this time
for allegedly swimming with two whales in the ocean off Antarctica
and getting too close to penguins and seals." Oh, no, not the
dreaded "too close to penguins" law! In Texas we would give him
the electric chair for that.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
Some great scenes
Kim Thompson in Stealing Heaven. This ultra
chick-flick needs to be issued on DVD, if for no other reason than
this scene!!! (.avi)
Francesca Rettondini in Ghost Ship. The first 20
minutes of this film are excellent, and Rettondini's nude scene is
beautiful. Rest of the movie kinda sucks. (.avi)
Kitty Winn in Panic in Needle Park. (.avi)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps from the new Scoopy household favorite..."Eurotrip".
- Jessica Böhrs, topless and showing some rear nudity. And yes, that is David Hasselhoff singing in German in one scene!
- Molly Schade and her wonderfully gratuitous toplessness.
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
'Comments by JK:
“The Stepford Wives”
I first saw the original “Stepford” in
1975, almost by accident. I was killing time before a business
appointment and I saw Katherine Ross’s name next to “The Stepford
Wives” on a theater marquee. Now, I would see Katherine Ross in
anything and I found myself in line, mesmerized, money in hand,
buying a ticket. I knew only vaguely that Ira Levin had written the
book, so I didn’t know the story. It turned out that not knowing
the story helped the enjoyment of spending an hour and a half
watching Katherine Ross. So I had the best of everything. Ah,
those simpler times, when I wore a younger man’s clothes. The film
offered poignancy, character, mystery, and a lawyer as the bad guy.
I’ll confess I wasn’t looking forward
to seeing the re-make because re-makes seldom
work. Sure, a few have clicked, but only a few. How can we re-make
“Dracula”? Or “High Noon”? What about the infamous proposed
Affleck/J-Lo remake of "Casablanca"? When we do them again, we'll have
to make them with modern methods, which runs the risk of destroying the simple film virtues
that made big hits of the originals. The “improvements” destroy the
magic. Imagine Rick Blaine surrounded by CGI. While the original
version of “The Stepford Wives” was made only thirty (30!) years ago, it can be
compared to the others in that its dated methods made the movie a
Since the Stepford
story - the wives of Stepford are programmed to serve their husbands
- is now well known, Paul Rudnick’s script had to take a
different tack from the original. But we’re not sure what he intended. Is it Farce?
No, not exactly. Satire? Well, sometimes. Humor? Seldom, but
few selected spots. Mystery? A good twist at the end. Emotional
drama? Hardly. The truth is the script is all over the place
It begins with some promising scenes and, as we
watch the start, we think we’re going to like it. A reality show
winner sincerely tells us that all her life she has had sex with
only one man - and that it was usually Harry.
But the film goes down hill from there.
A surfeit of highly stylized
sight gags and obvious lines causes the film to sag in the middle to
near hopelessness before it rises to a clever ending.
(That’s the first ending - the one before the surprise second ending, which is just
before the tedious third ending.) In getting to the welcomed
finish, we travel through a lot of uneven territory, which is a way
of saying some scenes work and some don’t, some are funny and some
are un-funny. An un-funny scene is like a scene that doesn’t work,
except you wish it would eclipse itself immediately. There are
plenty of those wishes.
What went wrong?
Well, the industry wag is that plenty went wrong. It is said that
director Frank Oz, a laid back kind of guy
for a director, lost control of the film and the film lost its
direction. First, it was to
be a three month shoot, but it took nearly eight months. Big names
like Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler, Matthew Broderick, Jon Lovitz,
Glenn Close, and Christopher Walken, to mention a few, don’t like
staying after school. There were story changes, re-staging, script changes and re-shoots. With all the changes, the stars soon wanted to make their own
changes. I’m told that at least three of them threatened more than
once to walk away, even after substantial amounts of footage were
completed and edited.
The film would be
better if we
knew more about the marriage of the Kidman and Broderick characters at
the start of the film. In fact, the story might have worked if was
planted squarely in
the marriage, and cultivated there. This would have served two
purposes. First, it would have made us care about them. At least a
little. Second, the husband's justifications for his actions,
currently presented toward the end of the movie, would have helped
us in the beginning and through the middle, allowing the humor to
develop far more effectively.
Notes on the
I’m wondering if
the photographer didn’t like Nicole Kidman; too many angles are
unflattering. And too many scenes looked rushed and uncertain.
performance confirms he is still the kid of yesteryear. Will he
never grow up?
The Lovitz and Midler
characters are in the wrong marriage and quite possibly in the
wrong Connecticut town. Midler tried hard but had a lot of bad
lines and wore some ridiculous costumes. No one had a good time.
Chris Walken, who
seems to take any role these days, can still sound eerily
menacing, saying almost anything and doing almost nothing. That
bad boy is hopelessly but fascinatingly typed.
That leaves Glenn
Close poised to steal the show in an acceptable performance.
“The Stepford Wives”
is awarded one and a half Milk Duds.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
So if I told you there was a movie in which Demi Moore
at 21 years of age goes topless and so does the woman
who played Ginger on Gilligan's Island, you would say,
Way. It's called No Small Affair, and it was made in
Now, there is a problem... or two, maybe three.
First up, Demi's exposure is brief, dark and shot
through the headboard of a bed. Not quite so
difficult to see as Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, but
Seoond? Well, the actress who played Ginger isn't
Tina Louise. It was the woman who took over for her
in Rescue from Gilligan's Island and Castaway on
Gilligan's Island. Her name is Judith Baldwin and
even though she was 37 when the movie was shot she
looks flat-out terrific. Well, flat is not the word
to use for this woman, Wonderful body. Judith has
stayed very active in Hollywood, even though she is
not a household name.
And the third problem is that No Small Affair has not
been transferred to DVD. So these are VHS caps.
Better than nuttin' I guess. About the best thing you
can say about them.
About the movie. This is a teen romantic comedy, in
which Jon Cryer plays a 16-yr-old (he was 19 at the
time) who courts a 21-yr-old singer played by Demi.
Well, sorta courts, but not really. More like he
helps her with her career. And as a reward she boffs
him at the end of the movie. Thing is filled with an
excellent cast but it just sits there and dies. I
hate teen angst romances, up to and including Romeo
and Juliet. So you have to take that into
consideration when I tell you I wouldn't watch this
movie again if Demi had blown Mr. Cryer on camera.
Part of the problem is Cryer. He was the poor man's
Matthew Broderick. Even played a character a little
later in his career who was meant to remind us of
Ferris Bueller, but no one can remember the name of
the thing. Not even me.. and I just looked it up on
IMDb. Oh yeah, something like Morgan Stewart Comes
Home. Or Leaves Town. Something like that. Cryer
was more than okay as a supporting actor in a whole
bunch of films, but he couldn't do the heavy lifting
of being the lead. Don't ask me why. In No Small
Affair, he is just so odd I couldn't imagine any
woman, much less a living doll like Demi, giving him
the time of day. For certain she would give him a
roll in the hay.
So the movie was frigging painful to watch. Shot in
San Francisco by someone who thinks San Francisco is
oh so very pretty to look at. Note to director: next
time shoot a travelogue. It wastes the talents of
George Wendt and Demi and a host of other first-rate
character actors. Self-consciously quirky,
unamusing....the bloated carcass of a beached whale in
San Francisco harbor... that's No Small Affair.
First up, some odds n' ends from the Ghost...
Next up, a little blast from the past with some 'caps and vids from the original "Charlie's Angels".
||Nice work by the paparazzi! Jenny topless behind the scenes at a Heff-mag photoshoot.
|Fantastic 'caps by PlasMa of the "Spider-Man" star in her undies and showing pokies and partial breast views in scenes from "Crazy/Beautiful".
|Marvin 'caps of a very nude Mirren in scenes from the 1972 Ken Russell movie "Savage Messiah". Plenty if excellent toplessness and full frontal views!
|Note to all other actresses: follow Eva's lead! All big screen debuts should be just like hers and full of excellent nudity! Here are a few more 'caps by the Skin-man of the young and beautiful French actress going topless and full frontal in scenes from the Bernardo Bertolucci film, "The Dreamers". Look for it on DVD July 13th.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
CELEBRITY TRASH TURNED INTO ART
And Billions Of Condoms - French paparazzi Pascal Rostain and Bruno Mouron
have invented a new art form: celebrity garbage. They steal trash from
outside celebrities' homes in California and photograph it. They have
learned that Tom Cruise reads the Victoria's Secret catalog, Tom Hanks buys
celebrity weeklies, and Madonna's family eats Cocoa Pebbles. Their
6x9-foot photo blowups of everything from Halle Berry's Cup-O-Noodles to
Sean Penn's used mouse traps sell for up to $6,000. Rostain says the
garbage shows that even if you're a big star, "you are normal people. You
drink, you smoke. You eat and read."
You squeeze the Charmin...
Well, you read People magazine and the Victoria's Secret catalog,
Madonna eats Cocoa Pebbles? I didn't realize Cocoa Pebbles were so
They're working on another new art form: celebrity sewer diving.
"CROCODILE HUNTER" UNDER FIRE AGAIN
Crikey! - "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin could face up to two years in jail
and a $1 million fine in Australia for possible violation of laws against
touching Antarctic wildlife. A blurb for his upcoming "Ice Breaker"
special says he "slides downhill with penguins, almost rubs noses with the
notoriously dangerous leopard seal, and spends time in the inspirational
company of two friendly humpback whales." An official said Irwin's company
got permits to film whales, but that wouldn't have allowed him to jump in
and pat them.
Oh, he NEVER patted them!...Put them in a headlock, sure...
He got so close, he found out why they're named "hump-backs."
Did I mention he was holding his baby the whole time?
He also broke the law against feeding the penguins...to crocodiles.
If he goes to jail, he may get closer to dangerous animals than he ever
KIDMAN MOVIE MAY BE SHELVED
Abort This - The National Enquirer reports that Nicole Kidman's upcoming
film "Birth" may be shelved after New Line Cinema executives saw a rough
cut. The weird movie is about a widow who believes a 10-year-old boy is
the reincarnation of her dead husband. The tabloid claims there are scenes
of a nude Kidman taking a bubble bath with the boy and the two kissing
passionately. The execs called the scenes "borderline disgusting," and the
PR agency hired to promote the film called it "a publicity nightmare."
Meanwhile, 10-year-old boys called it "The Feel-Good Movie of the Year!"
It even disgusted Michael Jackson...Imagine a 10-year-old boy having sex
with a WOMAN!
Are they sure that bathtub scene isn't Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?
Actually, in the bathtub, they both look pretty much like 10-year-old
OLSEN TWINS TURN 18
Now You Can Stop Feeling Like A Perv - Sunday, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
finally turned 18. This marks the end of an era of "Olsen Twins Countdown
Clocks" on the Internet, which ticked off the seconds until the twins
became legal age. One porn entrepreneur even locked down the name
"OlsenTwinsNaked.com," just in anticipation. But E! Entertainment says
that with hundreds of millions in the bank, it's hardly likely the Olsen
Twins will ever have to do Playboy or appear in soft-core flicks.
That won't stop it from happening to Britney Spears.
On the other hand, their financial advisor is MC Hammer, so keep your
Besides, their combined age is 36, which makes them over the hill in
Even if they go broke within five years, they'll be too old to pose for