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"The Van" (1977)

The Van (1977) is a titty flick about a High School senior who has saved enough working in a car wash to buy a customized Chevy van. Other than the fresh young (and not so fresh) exposure, the most interesting thing about this film is a performance by a young Danny DeVito as the car wash owner/bookie. I included an image of him to show what he looked like with some hair left. Our hero hopes owning the tricked out van will be the key to sex and happiness, but, of course, life has surprises for him. The best exposure is from Connie Lisa Marie, who plays the girlfriend of the meanest of the van owners. Her only other work was in a couple of Starsky and Hutch episodes. Marcie Barkin shows breasts and buns, as doe Cherise Wilson, and two unknowns.

IMDB readers say 3.6/10. Maltin gives 1 1/2 stars. I will award a full C, as this is exactly what the genre "titty flick" was. Young breasts, lame plot, poor script, and mostly bad acting. It is an excellent example of the genre, and it is a genre I miss.

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  • Connie Lisa Marie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Marcie Barkin (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Cherise Wilson
  • Unknowns (1, 2)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Firehouse revisited. Celebrity Sleuth identified this woman as the recently-slain Jennifer Stahl, and I did a few extra angles and light treatments to give him more to choose from. 
    • Jennifer was a musician, actress, and marijuana dealer who was recently killed in her pad above New York's famous Carnegie Deli. If you aren't familiar with the headlines, here are the related news stories: (1, 2)
    • Jennifer Stahl pictures from Firehouse  (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
    • This is/was Jennifer Stahl's web site.

    Sleuth also noted that he printed some vidcaps of Angelica Bridges in California Heat - nearly three years ago. She was then known as Angie Bridges. Here they are. I ordered the film as well, but it's available on VHS only, so we may still be short of the quality we'd like to see. We'll find out in a couple of days.

    Something More is a "Guys discussing relationships" film, ala Diner. What can ya say. Diner, like SE7EN and Pulp Fiction, has its own genre. It was filmed on a small budget in Saskatoon. Despite the usual stock characters, it has an earnest candor about it that most Hollywood films lack, so you may like it if you like Diner films. Unfortunately, no nudity despite an R rating. I couldn't see any real justification for that R, to tell you the truth. I would have voted PG-13 if I were the MPAA, unless you can award an R just for the presence of horny Canadians, eh?

    Just in case you haven't seen it yet...Halle in Swordfish.

    Same old review of Swordfish.

    "Empire of Ash II" (1985) aka Maniac Warriors
    and "Empire of Ash III" (1985) aka Last of the Warriors

    Czech filmmaker Lloyd Simandl started making B-movies in earnest in mid 1980s. The first two are the second and third installments of the "Empire of Ash" series (there is no word on first installment).

    They were later released on video under the titles "Maniac Warriors" and "Last of the Warriors". With their dark futuristic setting they are more like prequels to his more recent movies such as Chained Heat 3.

    Both movies have Melanie Kilgour as the female lead who spends much of the time braless and sometimes topless. These are her only acting roles but since then she has been involved in the sales and marketing of films and is billed as an executive producer of the upcoming movie "The Barber" (2001) starring Malcolm McDowell.

  • Melanie Kilgour: topless while bathing, then making love in Maniac Warriors
  • Melanie Kilgour: nude while bathing in Last of the Warriors
  • Nancy Pataki: breasts and buns getting a massage by female attendants
  • Judy Reynolds: topless bathing in creek, then strip poker
  • Darlene DeVirk: topless playing strip poker
  • Judy Reynolds and Darlene DeVirk. more strip poker

  • Clare Powney

    Bernice Stegers

    In "The Girl" (1986) Clare Powney plays the young blonde homewrecker and Bernice Stegers plays the long suffering wife.
  • Clare shows breasts, butt, partial bush, near full frontal, and a murder scene that puts Sharon Stone and Glenn Close to shame. Her career was much to short.
  • Bernice: breasts, butt, dark full frontal, and going at it on desk.

  • Daphna Kastner

    Daphna Kastner topless in yet another movie that she wrote..."Lana in Love" (1992)

    Aviva Ger

    Miri Aloni

    Lasha Rosenberg


    "Secret of Yolanda" (1982) is an Israeli movie about a deaf-mute woman named Yolanda played by Aviva Ger. Much nudity as the ranch hand played by studhorse Shraga Harpaz beds every woman in the movie.

  • Aviva Ger: topless making love, then topless looking at herself in mirror.
  • Miri Aloni: one breast making love
  • Lasha Reosenberg: topless before taking roll in hay.
  • Unknown Israeli actress: topless in barn. There are a half-dozen actresses in this movie who were credited but not identified by character name.

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    Daneen Boone
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    In scenes from "Justine" (not too sure which one of the Justine series). Daneen is topless in all of these, and gives up some nice posterior views in links #1 and #3.

    Elanie Omera Nice breast exposure as she gets it on in these 'caps from "Leaving Scars" (1997). Elanie doesn't even have an entry in the IMDb, so I guess that's a good example of her acting ability.

    Isabelle Adjani
    (1, 2)

    'Caps from "Queen Margot" (1994). Fully nude in #1 with breasts views and a hint of bush. #2 serves up an 'up close and personal' view down under.

    Laura Kim Another actress with no IMDb entry, going topless in scenes from "Pray for Power" (2000).

    Lisa Boyle
    (1, 2, 3)

    A name we all know and love....Here she is proudly displaying her robo-hooters in scenes from "Pray for Power" and "Leaving Scars".

    Michelle Smith Gettin' it on big time in "Leaving Scars".

    Sue Hirko Fake boobs and nice thong views, also from "Pray for Power".

    Lisa Comshaw Boobs, bum, bush, phony sex, and lesbo action....can you say Jackpot! Vidcaps from "Secret Needs" (1999).

    Heidi France Also from "Secret Needs". I don't think there is anything real on this girl. Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, fake eyelashes, even looks like fake lips. This is her only film credit, but I'm guessing she probably has a fairly lucrative stripping career somewhere in the San Fernando Valley.

    Tomi Luttsford Boobs, bum and a little lesbo bondage in more 'caps from "Secret Needs".

    Erin Marie One more from "Secret Needs", breasts and mega-thong views.

    Natalie Uher Topless and thong images from "Emmanuelle 6"

    Christiane Krüger
    (1, 2)

    Going all the way back to's full frontal nudity in scenes from "Little Mother" aka "Blood Queen".

    and ...
    Amber Smith
    (1, 2, 3)

    Gorgeous 'caps of Amber from the "Red Shoe Diaries" episode "As She Wishes", by Scanman. All three have Amber topless, #1 adds a bit of bush and #3 has some very nice rear nudity as well.

    Michelle Bauer
    (1, 2, 3)

    A classic B-movie bimbo with fabulous breasts in "Dinosaur Island" (1994).

    Camille Donatacci Breasts, bush, and a sex scene from "The Naked Detective", by Crow. It's actually a semi-enjoyable movie. There is a truck load of nudity which helps. The acting is lame of course, but in a fun way. Especially if you enjoy the old school, private detective movies. Our "Naked Detective" comes complete with stubble, fedora, trenchcoat, and voiceovers.

    Kate Moss A beautiful collage of Kate images (including some topless). Thanks to pi.

    Denise Van Outen A great find by Watty for the Euro-Scoops out there....Apparently this brief nip slip is Denise's first on-screen nudity. Here she is looking good topless in a hot tub.

    The Funnies
  • White House humor...
    There was a staff meeting at the White House last week about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem.

    George W. said, "Men don't have anginas."

    He was completely freaked when Colin Powell insisted that Cheney not only had angina, he had acute angina.

    (insert rim-shot here)

    Some new one-liners

  • The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
  • I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here.
  • "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
  • "I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast."
  • Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  • "I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
  • The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
  • There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Butthead's
  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
  • I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
  • I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
  • "Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
  • "If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"
  • "How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
  • Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  • Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
  • Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
  • The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
  • Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
  • Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

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