my mad rush for glory yesterday, I forgot one
small detail....I forgot to hook up the doll!
(Sorry, just had a John Hughes flashback)
Actually, I mistakenly credited someone else for
FR's hard work. So...here it is again, along with
a humble apology...Marlee Matlin in "Two
Shades of Blue"
||Halle and Sarah both
from a recent Awards show. Probably the Academy
of Award Show Awards, recognizing excellence in
Award Show achievements. Seriously does it really
matter anymore? I think in the past 5 years we
have gone from having about a dozen award shows
to something like 50. Enough is enough, although
Sarah is wearing a particularly low cut
|Sarah Jessica Parker
|Massive Italian Breasts
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
21, 22, 23, 24, 25)
Italian (although many friends have argued that
my Saturday Night Fever, wind tunnel tested,
pompadour hair-do qualifies me as one) makes it a
little difficult to comment effectively with
regards to the acting ability of Ms. Caprioglio.
The best I can do is pass along the little bit of
info I do have, and give you a nudity breakdown.
Starting with the info....Massive, getting close
to Springer sized, breasts. And they're real!
The Vidcaps: From "Smile of
the Fox". All images except #'s 18 and 22
feature the mammoth mammeries. #4 and #18 feature
some posterior views, and #22 and 23 have some
||Scoop Sr and I both
agree that we think he does a beautiful job in
taking the fashion/runway nudity and making it
year-old model on the cover and interior of the
latest George magazine.
||Doing what she does
best...porn. From the Erotic X Film Guide
|A little help from a
viewer named Oz
Firstly, there are two captures from last
Thursday's Leno show. The show has Kelly from Destiny's Child (at least, I think it is Kelly -
I am not a fan) showing a bit more than she
intended. There are a couple of exposures from
their performance and one when they went to sit
down when at the end. She discovers the problem
and puts it right when she goes to put on the
microphone shown in the second collage.
second part are captures from Alvin Rides Again.
Last week somebody on Snowblind's BBS requested
them, but I feel they should have a wider
As you've noted before
on the Fun House, Australia had a lot of nudity
and sex-related movies and television shows in
the seventies. Alvin Purple and Alvin Rides Again
are just two of the movies. Alvin Purple was also
a TV series. It stars Graeme Blundell as Alvin
Purple, who has the unfortunate problem of being
irresistible to women.
Alvin Rides Again starts
in a job centre with Alvin looking for a job. His
other problem is that he cannot keep a job,
usually because women tire him out and he is
sacked as he cannot do his work properly. His
first job is as a window cleaner where he meets Judy Stevenson. (The quality is a little poor
because the camera is looking through a window.)
He then becomes an office cleaner where he meets Candy Raymond. And we haven't even come to the
opening credits! His next job is as a taxi driver
with Briony Behets as the passenger. (Shades of
Angie Dickinson in Dressed to Kill.)
He then decides he has
had enough of women and heads to the country. His
car breaks down and he meets Abigail at the garage/store. Their car
is not repairable so they hitch a lift with a bus
load of school-girl cricketers. Despite the
obvious opportunities, for a while Alvin is
Eventually, they meet up
with a gangster Balls McGee, also played by
Graeme Blundell. He is accidentally killed and
Alvin is forced to impersonate him. This includes
having fun with Balls' three girlfriends, played
by Kris McQuade, Arna-Maria Winchester and a third woman.
However, Alvin's main
love in this film turns out to be the girlfriend
of Balls' arch enemy, Fingers. Her name Boobs la
Touche and she is played by Chantal Contouri. They spend the night in a car
which turns into a car chase the next morning.
That explains the convoluted dressing scene by Boobs. The film ends happily after a
shoot out on a ship (don't ask!).
Not one of the cinematic
masterpieces but a lot of interest to a growing
|In the news
Ansari and Johanna Wokalek (1,
topless (#3 also has full frontal) 'caps from
"Alma A Show Biz ans Ende". #1 is
Nicole only, #2 and 3 feature both actresses. I
believe this is the Fun House debut for 'caps
from this movie!
a cemetery..now that's entertainment! Vidcaps
from the movie "Slipping Into
|Anastasia and friends
||One more from
"Slipping Into Darkness". Bonus players
are Michelle Johnson, Cristen Kauffman, and Nancy
from "The Killing Time". Haven't seen
this one, but I really need to. What a great
B-movie line up! Beau "The other son"
Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland, Wayne "Without
MASH I have no career" Rogers, Michael
"B movie tough guy extraordinaire"
Madsen, and of course...the legendary Joe Don
||Extreme see-thru stuff
from "The Bare Wench Project".
||Very sexy scan of the
Spanish actress, by Blackshine.
||From "Big Brass
Ring", by Graphic Response
||Something for those of
us watching German TV. Vidcaps from
interesting article about the recent Kylie
Minogue pics from GQ.
Sunday Times article:
GQ, the gentlemen's
magazine that errs against being too laddish, is
facing accusations of being an absolute bounder.
Its caddish behaviour? Removing the knickers of
Kylie Minogue, the pop chanteuse, while she was
not looking. The July issue of the magazine
features a front cover photograph of Minogue in a
tennis skirt scratching her naked bottom in a
takeoff of a famous 1970s Athena poster.
The shot, and others inside of Minogue equally
knickerless, has earned GQ acres of free
publicity and sent sales soaring.
But Minogue, who first found fame as a girl next
door type in the soap Neighbours, dressed in
nothing more sexy than a pair of dungarees,
insists she is not that type of girl.
She says she was wearing underwear throughout the
shoot with Terry Richardson, a re-spected fashion
photographer, and that it was airbrushed out by
GQ without her permission.
A friend of the star said: "Kylie is feeling
miffed. Some people have attacked the pictures
because they think she is going too far. She was
wearing pants and, lo and behold, when GQ
appeared, they had been removed."
In one of the photographs the lines of a thong
can still be seen on what otherwise appears to be
her naked bottom.
Minogue, who told GQ that she found it hard to
understand the male fascination with her, said:
"I was a bit surprised that between doing
the shoot and GQ appearing on the shelf my
knickers had got lost."
Richardson was in Japan, unavailable for comment
and unaware of the fuss. But Dylan Jones, GQ's
editor, denied any ungentlemanly conduct.
"She always knew that this was the idea and
that her knickers might fall off at the
appropriate moment," he said.
"It is her bottom. We have not superimposed
anyone else's. All the pictures were approved;
she saw the pictures before publication. And it
is great as bottoms go."
"It was all done as a homage to the famous
Athena bottom-scratching poster. As Kenny Everett
used to say, it was all done in the best possible
It is also proving to be very successful, helping
push GQ sales towards the 150,000 mark. "It
certainly compares with our covers showing
Caprice's and Liz Hurley's bottoms," said
Minogue's office said they did see the pictures
before publication, but the singer was still
wearing underwear in the shots they saw. "GQ
have been a bit naughty," said a spokesman.
From Scoop Sr:
The great question of the 21st century....Where
does reality end and fiction begin - is
In the future, everything will be faked for 15