"Vampire Vixens"

Vampire Vixens (2003 video) is the latest from Seduction Cinema, and contains all of the girl/girl and girl/girl/girl action you could hope for, but was made as a comedy with an incredibly lame plot. All of the sex and nudity is secondary to the plot and therefor entirely gratuitous. A total loser killed Countess Dracula by feeding her a garlic sandwich and was transformed into a giant of industry. Now, several years later, another looser brings her back. He is charged to kill loser one by Dracula, but, when Dracula revived, loser one reverted to being a total loser. That is pretty much the story.

One of the losers peeks in a window and sees Misty Mundae with Elizabeth Hitchcock. A J Khan interviews women for job openings in the company loser 1 works for. Interviewees are Darian Caine and Katie Jordan. Countess Dracula is played by Tina Krouse. Krouse shows breasts only. All of the other women show everything. The video quality leaves much to be desired, the supposed comedy is unfunny, but there is plenty of nudity. Low C-.

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  • AJ Khan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27)
  • Darian Caine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Elizabeth Hitchcock (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)
  • Katie Jordan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
  • Misty Mundae (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Tina Krause (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Today we visit "Sex and the City".

    Kim Cattrall has been one of my favorites for a long time, especially since she is not afraid to show it off!

    Here she is showing us her boobs, and still looking great without clothes well into her mid-40's!

    Salma Hayek
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Salma's glorious toplessness in scenes from "Frida".

    Lara Flynn Boyle
    (1, 2)

    Film festival nudity....from the John McNaughton movie "Speaking of Sex", the ultra-thin actress is topless in a sex scene.

    Corinne Kingsbury and Lisa Donatz

    Elisha Cuthbert

    Juliette Lewis and Kristina Hughes

    New this week on DVD, the Will Ferrell comedy "Old School". Kingsbury, Donatz and Hughes are all topless, and "24" co-star Elisha Cuthbert looks adorable in her undies. Great collages by Dann.

    Heather Graham
    (1, 2, 3)

    Marissa Tomei
    (1, 2, 3)

    Penman takes a look at "The Guru". No nudity, but that doesn't stop these two from looking pretty darn good! Graham shows pokies, strips down to undies and even wears a leather outfit. Tomei looks better than ever in her undies.

    Susan George
    (1, 2, 3)

    The UK actress and former girlfriend of Andy Gibb, Prince Charles and "Love Boat" theme song singer Jack Jones. Here she is topless in scenes from the 1971 movie "Straw Dogs".

    Katja Schuurman
    (1, 2, 3)

    The Dutch actress topless in a love scene from "Oesters van Nam Kee" (2002)

    Julie Benz Showing breasts and bum in a sex scene from the movie "Darkdrive" (1996). Vidcaps by DeadLamb.

    Jenna Jameson The famous porn star fully nude (of course) in scenes from the indie film "Dirt Merchant" (1999).

    Jennifer Connelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Señor Skin 'caps of Connelly showing pubes in "Requiem for a Dream".

    Brandy Miller

    Kare Chasen

    Laurel Dunne

    Nicole Martiano
    (1, 2, 3)

    (1, 2)

    PK Orion looks at the movie "" The only actress that looks familiar is Brandy Miller who has been seen in a few recent "Emmanuelle" movies. The rest are all apparently the actual girls who appear on the website of the same name. As for the goodies...plenty of breasts, frontal views and lesbian lovin'.