Pics and commentary by Mongoose
Hi, y'all. Scoopy here again today. Junior has the weekend off. However, the words in this particular section are all going to be coming from Mr Mongoose:

This movie's also known as "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein." Flesh for Frankenstein was written and directed by Paul Morrissey and stars Udo Kier as Baron Frankenstein. The Baron created a female "zombie" first and now is seeking parts to create the perfect male counterpart so that they can mate and give him a race of superzombies. Dalila Di Lazzaro is the female monster.

This is about the widest damn widescreen version I've ever seen. The Baron needs a studly man's brain to complete his male monster, so he logically goes to a local brothel looking for his next victim. Rosita Torosh is one of the whores.

Rosita with Joe Dallesandro. FYI: Joe appeared on the cover of the first Smiths' album in a still from Morrissey's (Paul Morrissey that is) movie "Flesh." You can also check out Joe in "The Limey" and see what a bitch the passage of time can be. Joe's the perfect stud type for Frankenstein's plans but there is a mix-up in identity and the Baron grabs Joe's asexual friend.

Dalila has this big vaginal looking scar on her chest and abdomen (before you think I'm a weirdo, film historian Maurice Yacowar also said it looked vaginal on the commentary track, so at the very least we're both weirdos) and the Baron is snipping the stitches to open it up.

Why is he snipping the wound open? So that he can do the nasty in her abdominal cavity, that's why! This was a little risque for 1974.

More of the same. In the last frame, Udo is exhorting (he screwed up his line but it was so funny that Morrissey left it in) "If you want to know about death, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder!"

Monique van Vooren is Kristina Frankenstein, the Baron's sister and wife. Monique's getting porked by Dallesandro.

The Baron and his assistant, Otto, are attempting to get the male and female monsters to mate. The monastic minded Serbian monster has no interest in sex, much to the chagrin of the Baron.

Otto's tired of playing second fiddle to the Baron and after seeing him have sex with Dalila, Otto figures to try it for himself. Problem is that Otto knows nothing of lovemaking and having seen only the Baron in action, he believes that the female sexual organ is her stomach. He begins to orally stimulate her stomach.

Otto discovers Dalila's pubic region, but not knowing what it is, he immediately covers it up and begins to munch his way into the incision on her stomach... with disastrous results!

WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Today's Page 3 girl: Abby, from Blackpool. (1, 2, 3, 4)
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Christi Taylor (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) Hey Scoop, Here's Christi Taylor in "Club Lingerie"
Stephanie Beaton (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20) "Next we have the immortal and immoral classic "Witchcraft XI : Sisters in Blood": the movie with lutz of slutz starring Stephanie Beaton as Detective Lutz. In this sequel she doesn't show lutz of herself until the end. In fact she didn't show anything at all in the 9th film.

I guess the genius writers forgot to get her a nude scene in #9, thus breaking one of the fundamental laws of B-movies: exploiting the best looking female in the film. Or maybe they sweetened her contract by signing her for number 10 and 11 on the condition that she'd show the goods. Anyway she shows a whole lot more in number 10 for which I'll have a ton of collages coming up soon.

If you watch all three of her Witchcraft appearances, you'll notice that she reuses one of her sexier wardrobes in #11 that she wore in #9. In this group, the first 9 caps are all teases and face caps. the nudity is in 10-20. This is done to build up the excitement in the presentation."

More Kylie
Here is Chumba's excellent take on the Kylie pictorial in GQ.

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L. Kabong
The ol' kabonger has something truly meaningful this time. Every once in a while we escape from he mindless fluff and present something that is both intrinsically important to life on the planet and at the same time truly enriches your lives and touches your hearts. This is such an occasion, as the Kabonger scans three of the 25 hottest teens from the June-July issue of Teen People.
  • Mandy Moore
  • Mena Suvari
  • The Cast of Party of Five
  • FR
    Great combination. The usual detailed collages from FR, a rare look at some film nudity from Rachel Hunter, and a movie (Two Shades of Blue) that is not overexposed.

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    Two more from his fashion series. I don't think that little light ever goes out on Blackshine's scanner. It's like the one in Marlon Brando's refrigerator.
  • Diane Heidkruger (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Collette Pechekhonova, from German Marie Claire (1, 1, 1, 1, 1)
  • Strong to the Finich ...
    Popeye brings it all back home:

    Cameron Diaz Vendela Kim Smith Kim Smith Kim Smith Christy Turlington

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    "Shaft", from Tuna

    Tuna's comments: The original Shaft was, for me, the worst of the three. It had the period right (love beads, mod colors, etc.), and established Shaft as big, smart, independent, and mean. The Isaac Hays music won an Oscar. To me, the plot was not strong enough to hold my interest, and there was less nudity than in either sequel. A Harlem crime lord's daughter is kidnapped by a group of Italian Businessmen, who want to negotiate a business merger in Harlem. Meanwhile, the police are concerned about a radical group of black militants. Lots of action, and not much sex. Roundtree was much more of a stone-faced stoic in this first film, which is part of the reason it is my least favorite of the three.

    thumbnails Margaret Warncke (1, 2, 3, 4)


    "The People vs. Larry Flynt ", from Tuna

    Tuna's comments: I have resisted watching this film, because I thought Hustler, and its publisher, Larry Flynt were vulgar and disgusting. People I trust convinced me to see it. I still think Hustler and Flynt are vulgar and disgusting, but I will now do anything I can to defend his right to be that way as he did. The first reason that I recommend this film is the story. The Supreme Court climax is the perfect resolution, and spells out the real message of the film, in case someone missed it along the way. Freedom of speech must extend to even unpopular speech, or it is a total sham.

    The acting ranged from excellent (Woody Harrelson as Flynt, Courtney Love as his wife and Edward Norton as his lawyer) to very good. It wasn't until today when I watched it for the first time on DVD that I realized how beautifully it is photographed. Director Milos Forman has given us many masterpieces including Amadeus, Hair and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, but for me, this is his best film to date. The other two women in the bath images are Meresa T. Ferguson and Andrena Fisher, but I have no idea which is which. Neither has any other credits at IMDB".

    It was actually helpful to the story that Flynt was vulgar and disgusting. It tests the principle of free speech. Any one of us who says he believes in freedom will step forward for the right of Churchill to speak for the minority against the British government's appeasement of Hitler. That's easy. The hard part is to stand up for the rights of the despicable, like Flynt. Because of Flynt can lose his rights because you don't like him, then you can lose your rights if someone doesn't like you. Edward Norton's summation to the Supreme Court made this very point, and the movie never tries to cover up the fact that Flynt and his cronies were somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than Churchill. It must drive the ACLU people crazy when they have to intercede on behalf of neo-nazis and such types, but they do it, because freedom is freedom. And speaking as a distinguished senior member of the scumbag community, I'm sure glad someone believes in the rights of scumbags.

    I was surprised to see Courtney Love wear panties when she was doing the Althea Flynt Hustler pictorial. Why didn't they just shoot the scene correctly, but position the camera to avoid any unnecessary gynecology? I sure don't know. But by leaving her panties on, the movie incorrectly made the thing seem almost tasteful. Many adjectives have been used to refer to Larry Flynt, but I doubt if tasteful has ever been one of them. I'm sure Larry doesn't know the meaning of the word or, for that matter, any other words with more than four letters.

    thumbnails Courtney Love (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15) Bath Babes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

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