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                                                  is a series playing on
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                                            The
                                                Crown Jewels 
                                              
                                            (2011) 
                                               
                                            Kronjuvelerna
                                              (The Crown Jewels) is a
                                              Swedish drama where
                                              Fragancia (Alicia
                                              Vikander) and Richard
                                              (Bill Skarsgård from
                                              Hemlock Grove), born on
                                              the same day at the same
                                              hospital, will be linked
                                              together forever whether
                                              they like it or not.
                                              Fragancia has been
                                              arrested for shooting
                                              Richard and in jail, she
                                              tells her story to the
                                              detective. On the day of
                                              their birth, Richard is
                                              dropped by his father and
                                              needs a plate in his head,
                                              but is slightly affected
                                              by this. Fragancia and
                                              Richard join the local
                                              kids ice hockey team with
                                              Fragancia marginalised
                                              because she's a girl
                                              although she quite good
                                              and Richard pushed hard by
                                              his father to be the next
                                              hockey star so at least
                                              he's good at something,
                                              but Richard is more
                                              interested in Fragancia.
                                              One day,
                                              Pettersson-Jonsson (Björn
                                              Gustafsson as an adult)
                                              joins the team and
                                              Fragancia instantly falls
                                              for him and he just
                                              happens to be an excellent
                                              player, so much so that he
                                              beats Richard to the
                                              position on the Swedish
                                              national team, where from
                                              there, Pettersson-Jonsson
                                              becomes an instant
                                              sensation and not just for
                                              his hockey skills.
                                              Richard's father (Loa
                                              Falkman) takes out his
                                              failure on he and his
                                              mother resulting in his
                                              mother leaving. Meanwhile,
                                              things seem to be going
                                              well for the Fernandez
                                              family until one day,
                                              Fragancia's mother
                                              Marianne (Alexandra
                                              Rapaport) is struck down
                                              with a sickness and
                                              Fragancia's father
                                              Fernandez (Michalis
                                              Koutsogiannakis) is sacked
                                              from his job at the shoe
                                              factory owned by Richard's
                                              father . Things get worse
                                              when Fragancia's brother
                                              Jésus, who has Down
                                              Syndrome, goes missing
                                              presumably drowned after
                                              an incident with Richard,
                                              who is distraught, leading
                                              to Fragancia's thirst for
                                              revenge. With more tragedy
                                              to come for the Fernandez
                                              family, Fragancia becomes
                                              more determined to kill
                                              Richard, but did she shoot
                                              Richard or was it someone
                                              else who has it in for
                                              him. 
                                               
                                              A total downer of a movie
                                              with so much tragedy and
                                              bad stuff happening it's
                                              hard to be positive about
                                              the movie, but it's not
                                              bad. Feeling a bit like a
                                              dark fairy tale, it is
                                              told in a whimsical way
                                              that goes a long way to
                                              countering the misery and
                                              the ending is never in
                                              doubt, but this is a solid
                                              tale with signs of the
                                              things that come from
                                              Alicia. 
                                             
                                            
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