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The all-Flemish network says that a Belgian candidate for the European Parliament says she'll get naked, but only if she wins. I'm not kidding about this: she's a former Miss Belgium, and her political party is the VLD- translation: the Flemish Liberal Party. Hey, you Belgians, get to the polls. Here's where Uncle Scoopy takes a firm political stance, unless Hillary Clinton makes the same promise to New York voters. Or, unless Ben Gazzara runs for office or his life. Or unless Ted Kennedy agrees to the same deal. This links to the story.

Take note: My mailbox says Brittney Powell (Pacific Palisades)is also known as Brittney Rache, and appeared in a PB video, Girls of Spring Break, 1991, and one picture somewhere in a PB newsstand special. There's something for you guys to hunt down. Sorry, I won't be able to run them when you find 'em. Here's Playboy's site

Australia's Catholic Clergy are protesting a current ad from Toohey's Beer. Guy confesses that he's had sex with a young woman, then the priest guesses who it might have been. The guy then goes back to tell his friends about the women the priest suggested, and they agree to look them up.

Did you hear the latest on Clinton? Turns out we was telling the complete truth about never inhaling. A former Oxford classmate pointed out that he didn't need to inhale, because he always got his marijuana baked inside cookies.

Gloria Steinem also pointed out that Clinton once raised his hand to speak when she lectured at Oxford, and suggested that she should look him up. Of course, she wasn't that attracted to a guy with so many cookie crumbs on his chin. She never took him up on it because she couldn't understand what he was saying at the time, since he was speaking with his mouth full of cookies.

New releases: Psycho

First day on DVD and video. Not sure you want to rent Psycho for the nudity, but it may make an interesting watch. There's nothing wrong with the movie at all. It's good, in fact. But it is so similar to the original that you may find it too predictable to be any fun. Van Sant even copied many of the camera angles. A wonderful homage to Hitch, I guess, but why???? Here's the peephole scene, from The Realist. The box office was lukewarm at best.

If your lifetime dream has been to see Anne Heche's bumhole, this could be your big day. From realist.

There was a brief look at Heche's breasts in the shower scene. I think you may also be able to see her pubes, if you try hard enough. From Realist.

Here's a storyboard collage of the shower scene, from Realist

MrZ also took a shot at Psycho today. Here's his version of the shower scene.

And his version of the peephole scene. How did these two guys do this before Norman Bates?

Speaking of MrZ, here's a couple more from him today. Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth.

...and Emmanuelle Seigner in Frantic. I don't believe I've seen this scene before.

CROW

It's Anne Heche day, I guess. Here are her prominent nipples in Return to Paradise.

Jan Hook shows some cleavage on "3rd Rock"