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  • There have been zillions of pictures of Geri Halliwell floating around. She's the recently-resigned Ginger Spice, of the Spice girls. This is the first one I've seen which exposes her crotch with her legs open.
  • OK, I'm tacky, but I couldn't resist. Close-up of the Spice Crotch
    • Caligula
  • Anneka DiLorenzo and Lori Wagner in the infamous lesbian scene in "Caligula"
  • more of Wagner and DiLorenzo
  • there are a half dozen more frames from this scene that couldn't pass the standard for this site. They involve explicit oral sex between those two girls. See them in the encyclopedia under W for "Wagner". This leads to the log-in or sign-up
  • there are also five more frames from the orgy scene. These don't even come close to appearing on this page. See them in the encyclopedia under C for "Caligula". They are the last five, added 6/8. This leads to the log-in or sign-up
    • RDO-rama
  • If the weekly recap of Nuc's work is the Nucathon, I guess the equally prolific RDO gets an RDO-rama. He does some of the most interesting work out there. He watches this page and others for controversial, questionable, or disputed subjects, then he goes out and caps the movie and resolves the controversy. While the rest of us stop with discussion, he supplies the evidence. A couple weeks back, I ran a blurry Nucscan of Melora Walters in "Twenty Bucks", the movie in which , according to Joe Bob Briggs, she plays a "stripper turned funeral director". We don't have any caps of the undertakin', but we got some strippin' for ya. Here's #1
  • Melora Walters, stripping in the ladies room. Hey, a gal's got to do .....
  • More of Melora in the powder room.
  • Nice head and shoulders shot of Melora and her ostensibly enhanced superstructure.
  • No discussion of tacky entertainment would be complete without Joan Collins. I'm testing my memory, and I don't remember her ever having been in a good movie, despite 48 years in films. Should be worth a Lifetime Achievement Award of some kind. Here she is in "Fatal Charm". This first two are obviously Collins.
  • More of her stage-strip in "Fatal Charm".
  • I suppose these 2 pictures may contain body doubles in addition to Collins.
  • Probably body doubles in here.
  • I suspect these last two are ONLY body doubles, or a different character.
  • Probably a body double, but charming as hell.
  • This one seems to me to be conclusive evidence that the previous one is a body double or a different character. This woman doesn't even look much like Collins, does she? I'm confused, and I haven't seen this flick, a zero-budget Italian quickie made four years before "Dynasty", at the nadir of Collins' career, in which she is the only recognizable name.
  • I guess Barbara Carrera was the Joan Collins of her own era. She started out with some "most promising newcomer" awards, and ended up as the designated nudity in several campy potboilers. Here she is in "I, The Jury". These frames are not chronological. I placed the best one first.
  • one more in that same Barbara Carrera Sequence.
  • another, same sequence.
  • the striptease that preceded the three frames above.
  • one more "getting naked" scene with Mike Hammer (Armand Assante, in this incarnation).
  • beneath Assante. He's an interesting actor ... no Olivier, but with a strong screen presence. In the many years I've followed his career, the pronunciation of his name has come full circle. First he was AR-mand As-SAN-tee. Then Ar-MAND As-SAN-tee. Then, the tres chic Ar-MAND As-san-TAY. I guess he needed a pseudo-French pronunciation to play Bonaparte. I listened to his speech during this era, and even his elocution changed to some kind of deregionalized, faintly foreigh accent. The last time I saw him interviewed, however, after his having reverted to tough guy roles, he was plain old AR-mand As-SAN-tee from New York again.
  • she and Assante are really into in now.
  • She's either holding a really small gun or a really large lighter.
  • Still on the subject of "I, The Jury". Here are the lovely Harris twins
  • The Harris Twins. Full-frontals this time
  • The Harris Twins. More full-frontals.
  • Lee Ann Harris only. Topless
  • Lynette Harris only. Topless.
  • One more from this classic titillation movie. Bobbi Burns in "I, The Jury".
  • Next subject: Jennifer Dale on "Your Ticket is No Longer Valid".
  • Jennifer Dale #2.
  • Jennifer Dale #3.
  • Jennifer Dale #4.
  • Jennifer Dale #5.
  • Mandy Hallson in "Your Ticket is No Loger Valid".
  • Mandy Hallson #2.
  • Mandy hallson #3.
  • Debralee Scott. RDO got interested in last week's Nucathon, where I mentioned that she started her career as a naked corpse. Here's the scene
  • Debralee Scott in "Dirty Harry". You never really get a good look at her breasts, even though her pubes are completely exposed.
  • Lois Foraker in "Dirty Harry"
    • Sunday's images
    Nuc-a-thon
  • Nuc is the official Sunday guy. he's the master of the obscure. Other days you may see the familiar, but Sunday you'll see some unusual and rare material. First, a close up of the mammoth bosom of pepperland candidate, Adrienne Barbeau (the daughter on Maude) .
  • Amanda Donohoe in "Castaway".
  • Amanda Donohoe in "Castaway".
  • Angela Molina. She is the oldest of three Spanish sisters with acting/singing credentials. Angela was in Luis Bunuel's honored film "That Obscure Object of Desire".
  • one more of Angela Molina.
  • Monica Molina, the baby sister, much younger than the other two, who was recently in that biopic about the bullfighter Belmonte. I used to know his brother "Three card" Belmonte.
  • Paula Molina, the middle sister, who was in "Opera Prima".
  • Ann Margret. You young guys who know her as the sweet old broad in those "Grumpy Old Farts" movies: hear me now and believe later: she was the sexiest woman in the world in her day, and she was still one of the sexiest well into her 40's.
  • Brioni Farrell. Athenian actress (aka Xenia Gratsos) who has graced TV and movie b-features for nearly 30 years.
  • Brioni Farrell. Career began in "Student Nurses", 1970.
  • Cherie Curry. Remember the Runaways? She's the one you never heard of, but she was there with her more famous colleagues, Joan Jett and Lita Ford. This is a scene from "Wavelength"
  • Bodybuilder Diana Dennis.
  • bodybuilder Michelle Tierney.
  • Francine Racette, who was in some respected films like "Au Revoir, Les Enfants", "Mr. Klein", and "Lumiere".
  • paparazzi shot of Elle MacPherson. I'm not sure, but I think this was just after she found herself pregnant.
  • One of the famous Gwyneth Paltrow nude paparazzi pics.
  • Gwyneth again. This time she has her hair down.
  • plenty more of Paltrow and both MacPherson sisters in the Encyclopedia.
  • With her stunning, statuesque Blonde Bombshell looks and massive chest, Jean Kasem is a frequent character in TV shows. Tou probably remember her best as Loretti Tottelli in "Cheers". She is also the wife of Mr Top 40, Casey Kasem.
  • B-movie regular Jewel Shepherd shows off some impressive torpedoes.
  • Julie Strain again, this time with Linda Schone.
  • one more of Schone and Strain.
  • Here is one more of Karla Baker, Lisa Conway, and Dede Lind, ex-playmates who recently had a nude reunion.
  • The entire Playmate reunion was arranged by Celebrity Sleuth magazine, and they have a gallery of those pictures on their own site. Go there. Great magazine
  • Madchen Amick vidcaps. I guess you know who she is..
  • one more of Madchen.
  • Madchen's "Twin Peaks" colleague, Moira Kelly.
  • More Twin Peaks. Sherilyn Fenn.
  • Sherilyn Fenn, with blonde curly hair in "Two Moon Junction".
  • more of Sherilyn Fenn in "2MJ".
  • plenty more of Fenn, Kelly, and Amick in the Encyclopedia.
  • Two unfamiliar shots of Marisa Berenson, European supermodel and actress from an earlier generation.
  • one more of Miss Berenson
  • Mary Stuart Masterson of "Funny About Love".
  • Naike Rivelli. Her mom is European screen legend Ornella Muti
  • Nancy Valen. The sexy teacher on "Hull High", this is her nude scene in "Listen to Me"
  • Princess Ira von Faustenberg. She had one of the most famous weddings of all time. It took place in Venice on a golden gondola, and made the cover of Life magazine. After her various royal scandals (she left her royal husband to marry some Brazilian playboy who was finished with her soon), she became a starlet in b-movies. This is not a movie still, but a paparazzi shot of her on holiday in Ibiza when she was about 50. Not too long ago, she was dating Prince Rainier after Grace died. Pretty full C.V.
  • Roma Downey. She played Jackie O in "A Woman named Jackie"
  • massive-chested Romane Bohringer in "Total Eclipse". This is the acclaimed but controversial movie starring DiCaprio as Rimbaud. DiCaprio is kind of overexposed and overhyped, and since I have an 11 year old daughter, I'm pretty sick of him. But this movie showed he is not just a fancy lad. The boy has some talent.
  • one more of Bohringer.
  • Speaking of mammoth breasts, Seinfeld's ex-girlfriend, Shoshanna Lonstein.
  • Shanna Reed. She's the perky reporter who married Major Dad. This is a scene from "Mirrors"
  • Rosanna Arquette in "The Executioner's Song".
  • Just about Arquette's entire screen career is chronicled in the Encyclopedia.
  • Rebekah Carlton. She once played hasselhoff's girlfriend as a semi-regular on Baywatch. As is typical for all his girls, she died so they could milk the pain.
  • Sheila Nichols, a lady who streaked Lords Stadium.
  • The often naked Valeria Golino.
  • Valerie Leon fom "Zeta One".
  • one more of those naked paparazzi shots of Victoria Abril.
  • Zeudi Araya. A stunning beauty with "cafe au lait" skin color. The Ethiopian people are among the most beautiful in the world, and she was once Miss Ethiopia, then starred in "The Girl With The Moonlight Skin"
    • Saturday's images
    Stop the presses
  • Ya gotta love the European press. Here's more of Victoria Addams (Spice Girl "Posh Spice")from yesterday's London Papers.
  • Posh Spice #2.
  • Posh Spice #3.
    • Anna Kournikova
  • Serving up this Saturday edition with a bit of an apology. We don't get faked out too often, but it does happen from time to time. On Thursday we ran an action shot of this young tennis star that was a treat for all of her fans. Well, we got scammed! Here is the original of Anna.
  • To help smooth things over with the Kournikova fans, here is another original action shot.
    • Fun House Variety
  • Vidcaps from the erotic classic "Aria". These are from a lesser known portion of the film featuring Marion Peterson and Valerie Allain with their bodybuilder. Scan by Valentino.
  • Tahnee Welch. A temporary breach of our Scoopy Pledge to keep the Fun House Guttenberg-free, as you can see in the background the "American Branagh". When ever I hear of Guttenberg, I am reminded of only one thing...Once on the Simpsons, Homer joined the Stone Cutters - sort of like the Masons. In the Stone Cutters' song, they sang the line "Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?" The answer of course was they did! Now that's power!
  • Taking a trip down under, Dagg has vidcapped Aussie TV actress Rebecca Gibney. These caps are from her first movie, "Among the Cinders".
  • A great collage by Helcrom, from "The Hot Spot", featuring both Jennifer Connelly and co-star Debra Cole. And to be nice, we even get to see the "American Olivier", Don Johnson. (Well if Guttenberg is our Branagh...)
    • Tane McClure
  • As the late Phil Hartman may have said..."Hi, I'm Tane McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Assault of the Party Nerds II", "Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody", or "Bikini Drive-In"."
  • Thanks to Crow for this mini gallery. All of these vidcaps are supposed to be from the movie "Oprration Cobra". However, I couldn't verify that with the IMDb. Regardless, these are all great caps of a very wonderfully stacked babe.
  • Caps of Tane with and without a lover.
  • Nice close ups of Tane "doing the nasty", to put it into the late 80's vernacular.
  • Tane undressing, and by herself.
  • One more collage from Tane's love scene.
    • From Red Horn
  • If you are one of a gazillion Americans glued to Must See TV, then here's your newest "Friend", possbly Ross' new wife, Helen Baxendale.
  • Red Horn managed to cap another view of Carmen Electra's silly, yet revealing dress from the MTV Movie Awards.
  • If you tune in regularly, you probably know that I am a huge fan of Denise Richards from "Wild Things" and "Starship Troopers". Join my obsession by checking out great promo pics like this one. I'll admit she looks a little skanky in this scan, but the quote on top makes up for that.
  • And since we showed Denise, here's her "Wild Things" co-star, Neve Campbell.
  • Earlier we mentioned FHM's list of sexiest people of the year. Well as it stated in my e-mail..."They have the whole world to choose from, and who do they pick? Jenny McCarthy?" I have to agree that she probably doesn't deserve to be number one, but this scan is a great reminder of the sexy Jenny we all fell for. Before she suffered from extreme over exposure, and slipped off gentle into that good night! Or, given Jennie's constant, toothy, Mr. Sardonicus smile, perhaps she went dental into that good night.
    • New from Crow
  • Susannah Devereux in "Carnal Fate"
  • Susannah Devereux in "Carnal Fate".
  • Kim Dawson in "Carnal Fate".
  • Kim Dawson in "Carnal Fate.