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Shannon Elizabeth wearing a VERY see-thru dress at the 2001 MTV Movie Awards.

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  • Tuna
    Note: Both Diva and Essex Boys are scheculed for DVD release next Tuesday, so you are seeing the caps several days before the DVD's are available!

    "Essex Boys" (2000)

    Essex Boys (2000) is proof that there is no honor among thieves, and that Alex Kingston looks great with her clothes off. You can swing a dead cat in this film without hitting one of her more interesting body parts. They got her naked in each of the three acts, including a lengthy, well lit full frontal standing in a doorway. I liked the film a lot more than IMDB readers who have it at an amazingly low 4.5/10. It is the story of an "Essex Boy" who is released after 5 years in prison, and returns to find that his old mates have become rich while he was rotting in a cell. He swears revenge. Alex is his girlfriend.

    This film is high energy start to finish, and the ending actually surprised me. It is a field day for the censors, contain language, nudity, drinking, smoking, drug use, extreme violence, and sex. In short, it was my kind of film. I did have trouble with some of the accents, but there is a wonderful sub-title set to help with the thicker accents. C+ as a thriller, with A+++ nudity.

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  • Alex Kingston (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

    "Diva" (1981)

    Diva (1981) was the debut film for director Jean-Jacques Beineix (probably better known for Betty Blue). The film languished in Paris theaters for a full year, then suddenly become the hottest ticket in town. It is the story of a special delivery postman who rides his mini-bike by day, and collects great music by night. He is fixated on Diva Cynthia Hawkins, played by Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez, and makes a high quality tape of her during a concert. The Diva has never been recorded before. Some bootleg record makers find out about his recording, and are after him to purchase it, and use it to blackmail the Diva into signing a recording contract with them. Meanwhile, the kid actually meets the Diva, and starts a romantic relationship. Are you with me so far? A hooker tapes a confession, implicating a police captain, and hides it in the kids saddle bags just before she is killed.

    That sets the stage for a film that is both a love story and a thriller. The photography and set design are wonderful, and the score is amazing. There is not one word of voice-over, and very little pure exposition, which is amazing concidering the complexity of the plot. Thuy An Luu, girlfriend of someone who befriends the kid, shows her breasts, and Brigitte Lahaie, in a homage to Marilyn's famous upskirt scene, shows very skimpy panties with some tufts of hair peaking over the top. Maltin says 3 1/2 stars. IMDB readers have it at 7.3/10. The DVD is very nice quality with an interview with the director, and a very well done English dub. I say B-. Unless you hate a slow paced European film, you will probably enjoy this.

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  • Thuy An Luu (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "10" Revisited

    Last night's project had 20 unknown images from the orgies at Moore's neighbor's house. These were all popular porn stars from the 70's. They were all housed in a hotel suite, and partied so hard their room service was shut off. Thanks to readers, we have IDs on two of them. Images 1-4 are Constance Money, and unknown 15 is Dorothy LeMay. Please check yesterday's issue, and if you can ID any of the others, let one of us know. I will post correctly labeled images over the weekend.

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    A regular visitor  has asked if anyone knows how to get a copy of Mon Bel Amour, a late 80's French drama with a very young Catherine Wilkening 

    Jack of Hearts is a movie, but it looks like a series pilot. Pictures in yesterday's edition.

    Time for another one of the highly dreaded "career reviews". The French freckle queen, Isabelle Huppert, has been in about 70 movies, and we only have scenes from 14 of them in our collection. We have no nudity between 1987 and 1998! (Dates as provided by IMDb). We are probably missing some opportunities here. If you have more or know of more, contact us at

    NOTE: The Bare Facts lists no additional ones.

    Film Name (Alternate distribution names) Year Her Age
    Dupont-Lajoie (1, 2) 1975 20
    Rosebud 1975 20
    La Dentelliere (The Lacemaker) (1, 2, 3, 4) 1977 22
    Violette Noziere (1, 2) 1978 23
    Loulou (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) 1980 25
    Heaven's Gate
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
    1980 25
    Eaux  Profondes 1981 26
    Coup de Torchon (Clean Slate) 1981 26
    La Truite (The Trout)  1982 27
    Coup de Foudre (At First Sight, Entre Nous) (1, 2) 1981 26
    Storia de Piera  1983 28
    La Femme de Mon Pote (My Best Friend's Girl) (1, 2, 3) 1984 29
    Signe Charlotte (Sincerely, Charlotte) 1985 30
    The Bedroom Window (1, 2, 3, 4) 1987 32
    L'Ecole de la Chair (School of Flesh) (1, 2, 3, 4) 1998 43
    Unidentified or posed (1, 2, 3)    
    Graphic Response
  • Bess Armstrong, her one, only, brief and somewhat rare topless scene from "The House of God" (1984).

  • Kate Winslet, about as big as the Titanic in these full frontal 'caps from "Holy Smoke".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

  • Brainscan
    A few odds and ends for you the boys today, with a focus on well-known fashion models.

    First up is Jennifer Lopez from the cover of Honey magazine about a year ago. The very soft focus around vital parts is not my doing.

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    And then there is Josie Maran in the best looking photo my eyes have ever seen. Guys, really now, just what would you be willing be give up for a weekend with Ms. Maran? I can think of several vital organs and a lucrative pension plan to begin with.

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    Shana Zadrick shows up sporting one of the planet's most interesting faces.

  • Shana Zadrick (1, 2)

    And then for everyone out there, particularly the Sleuth, I put together these Yamilla Diaz scans. None of them nekkid but reasonable anyway, yes?

  • Yamilla Diaz (1, 2, 3)

  • Variety
    Shower Scene babe
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Gratuitous locker room nudity from "Road Trip", by Palrune.

    The nudity breakdown:

  • Link #1 Collage with several frames. All 3 B's.
  • Link #2 Full frontal nudity.
  • Link #3 Topless only
  • Link #4 Bare Bum
  • Links 5-7 Two babes, frontal nudity.

  • Allison Lange
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    From the Canadian "horror" movie "Christina's House" (1999). If the reader comments in the IMDb are any indication...then this is the "worst movie ever".

    While I have not seen the movie, I am willing to argue that it isn't the worst ever. In these 'caps by Palrune, Allison is showing some nipple. Therefore, since there is at least some nudity, it can not be the worst movie ever. Although I admit that it's just a theory.

    Olivia Munday
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    Maria Coyne

    From the good old days of AM radio, bell bottoms and real are vidcaps from the UK movie, "Keep It Up Downstairs" (1976). If you're into 100% all natural big'uns, Olivia won't disappoint. Maria also shows here breasts. Great 'caps by DeVo.

    Becky LeBeau
    Ava Cadell and Roxanne Kernohan
    Traci Lords
    Belinda Grant
    (1, 2, 3)

    Penman's turn to 'cap the mega-lame flick, "Not of This Earth" (1988). Every frame is chock full of boobs.

    Kelli McCarty The former Miss USA (1991) showing boobs and bush in scenes from "Girl for Girl" (2000). Vidcaps by Aussie.

    Marie Theisen Breasts and bum in scenes from the Norwegian movie, "Søndagsengler" (1996).
    Carrie-Anne Moss A fantastic collage by ZonononZor of Carrie-Anne in "Red Planet".

    Celebrity Nudity News
  • Nudity report on the upcoming remake of "Rollerball", directed by John McTiernan ("Die Hard", "Hunt for Red October")

    Quoted from "Ain't it cool news"

    This film is an unapologetic hard R. This movie hurts more than the original ROLLERBALL. the viciousness of the action was an actual assault on the senses. That steel ball knocking blood and teeth out of faces. Full on nudity throughout, yes including Rebecca Romijn-Stamos! This isn't a pansy film, this is mean and cruel and hard.

    Click here for the full story.

  • Related news...McTiernan was also set to direct "Basic Instinct 2" (2002). Yesterday, MGM announced they have dropped the sequel. Yesterday, Sharon Stone sued the producers, saying they reneged on a $14 million commitment to her.

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  • "10" unknown identities

    As a long time collector of golden era porn, I can positively identify two of the unknowns posted in yesterday's issue of the Fun House. The actress featured in unknown frame 15 is Dorothy LeMay. Dorothy was active in around 80 xxx films from the mid 70's to late 80's. She was fairly popular but was a conservative performer....mostly straight sex and a notorious cum dodger.

    The actress featured in unknown frame 20 is the legendary Serena (Serena Blaquelord) who performed in about 150 xxx films from the early 70's to late 80's. She was the long time girlfriend of Jamie Gillis and unlike Dorothy never dodged anything. She enthusiastically performed anal,fisting,gs,bondage,facial,objects and just about everything else during her career. She is probably best remembered for her forever perky inverted nipple tits.

    It makes one wonder just how much fun this cast REALLY had during filming. There are newsgroup rumours about REAL orgies and REAL hardcore footage shot (but of course not included in final release). Perhaps Blake's descendants might eventually do the Bob Crane. Now wouldn't THAT be fun?


  • The Funnies by Number 6
  • The Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:

    40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrestling's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
    12. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    9. Checkmate.
    8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    5. I don't have a favorite college team.
    4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    3. You All.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

    And, Number ONE is:

    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight

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