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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Junior is on holiday, so I am your acting compere for a couple of
weeks.
L'Idole
We talked
about this movie ages ago. This film clip from the Region 2 DVD
is in response to a reader request. (Apparently the Region 1 DVD has
hard-coded subtitles.)
Leelee Sobieski stark naked.
Zipped .wmv It
came out great. 640x360. This may be worth a look even if you
already have the clip.
Other Crap
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Latino Review has added an International Trailer from The Legend
of Zorro
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I love breasts masquerading as art - what could be better than
guilt-free masturbation?
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New York is the safest large city in America, and is safer than
almost all small cities - it ranks 20th among all 240 urban areas
in the States. (Crime decreased in New York yet again
in 2004, and it decreased at a rate far greater than the national
average.)
- Having already brought peace to the Middle East,
Brad Pitt will now try to end poverty and AIDS in Africa.
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Behold the Rocklopedia Fakebandica! Non-existent bands
from TV, movies, etc.
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AstroPic o' the Day. A look at the wonder of distant galaxies.
- Headline of the day:
"Urine trouble," some states warn truckers.
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Supreme Court allows prosecution of medical marijuana users.
- Contrary to the common misunderstanding floating around the
internet, this was the work of the liberal members of the court.
The liberals voted 4-0 in favor of the ruling. The conservatives
voted 3-2 against. The very conservative Justice Thomas wrote in
his DISSENT exactly what the conservatives and
libertarians(including me) believe:
"Respondents Diane Monson and Angel Raich use marijuana that has
never been bought or sold, that has never crossed state lines,
and that has had no demonstrable effect on the national market
for marijuana. If Congress can regulate this under the Commerce
Clause, then it can regulate virtually anything—and the Federal
Government is no longer one of limited and enumerated powers."
- What should happen is this: Congress should pass a law
exempting the medical use of marijuana from Federal control.
Then the states would be free to allow it or not allow it. That
would make medical marijuana just like medical use morphine
which (to my admittedly limited knowledge) causes no problems of
any significance.
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Here
is the full text of the opinion in .pdf format.
- I have a barometer for reviewing the Supreme Court's
decisions. While eight members are essentially partisans who
look for tenuous legal justifications to support their
pre-conceived notions, Judge Souter's decisions can always be
counted on to be his best possible impartial analysis of the
applicable law. (Hey, an honest man can sneak into government
once in a while. It isn't likely, but it can happen.) At any
rate, Souter did not write a separate opinion on this case, but
he did side with the majority, which leads me to believe that it
is the correct legal opinion, irrespective of how I feel about
it. As the court pointed out, Congress can resolve the
controversy (if it chooses) by passing a bill allowing the
medical use of marijuana.
Journalists interviewing Angelina Jolie have been told they may be
sued if they ask any personal questions. So, Angie, how
is the weather? I mean not the weather where you are, but just,
you know ... globally?
Entertainment Weekly's "The eight obligatory cliches of boxing
movies"
Borowitz:
BUSHES TO RULE U.S. UNTIL 2090 ... Former President
Bush Unveils Dynastic Plans on ‘Larry King Live’
Sicilian court says gay men can drive. "The court on
the Mediterranean island said being gay was merely 'a personality
disturbance' which had no bearing on a person's ability to drive,
"
Ringwald says: 'Sixteen Candles' sequel in the works
The Smoking Gun has the scoop on Russell Crowe's "Phone Fling
Bust"
Prophet Yahweh update.Here
is a follow-up on the Vegas guy who can call down UFO's on
command. (Sorry. Site full of xxx ads and such.)
DVD Decrypter -- gone forever
Dolphins learn to use tools, pass tool use on to their offspring.
Hell, I know humans that can't do that, many of them in the U.S.
Senate.
Russell Crowe arrested after NY hotel fracas. The
ever-mature and measured "Actor Russell Crowe was arrested on
Monday charged with second-degree assault after throwing a
telephone at a hotel employee and hitting him in the face, police
said."
DUI Defendants Skip Charge By Asking How Test Works.
"Hundreds of cases involving breath-alcohol tests have been thrown
out by Seminole County judges in the past five months because the
test's manufacturer will not disclose how the machines work."
Minutes of the Daily Police Briefing in Coruscant Planet-City
District 4,784
So much to eat, so little time.
The top 50 things every foodie should do
Internet begging reaches new depths.
Date Me, Natalie Portman!
Confirmed - Brett Ratner will fuck up direct X3.
Just kiddin'. He did a good job on Red Dragon, so I'll keep my
fingers crossed and try to forget the rest of his career.
Police nab 80-year-old madam in prostitution case
A literary map of Manhattan. Here's where imaginary New
Yorkers lived, worked, and recreated.
Kudrow's Comedy More Cutting in 'Comeback'
Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona shows off a massive new chest
and, naturally, The Sun is there!
The best Chicago dog story ever
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
links above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Tuna
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Maui Heat (1996)
Maui Heat (1996) is a made for cable softcore. A host of naked heffers head to Maui to
shoot a swimsuit edition cover, and have sex with as many men as possible. Naked
women include Kim Yates, Kimberly Dawson, Kimberly Rowe, Katelin Brennan and
Teresa Langly. There is also a pecker contest between Michael Andercon and T.R.
Smith, who also do all of the sport humping.
There really isn't much more to it than that.
IMDb readers wisely have this at 3.5. While there is no shortage of beaver and
pickle, the sex scenes, for the most part, are not especially believable, and
fail to generate heat. The entire film is intercut with extreme sports, Maui
style, giving a very MTV-like feeling to the editing. Character development is
nearly non-existent.
This is a D.
- Thumbnails (1,
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- Kim Yates. (
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- Kimberly Rowe. (
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- Katelin Brennan. (
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- Teresa Langly. (
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Hankster
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Some "Babes in Bondage" for today.
From 1997's "Wax Mask" we have 2 delicious bound babes.
Today: the delicious Romina Mondello, who actually has 2 bondage scenes. The
first one she is clothed and nibbled on by pigs. ( 1,
2,
3,
4) Then the good stuff topless
and tied down by the evil man. ( 1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8). Finally for those who prefer
their babes not tied up, here is the sexy star Romina Mondello in a "Hankster
Light" topless lovemaking scene. ( 1,
2) Also in the same film, also
in bondage: Valery Valmond (1,
2,
3,
4)
This is not a great movie, but not a bad evening's entertainment if you like
the genre. This movie was produced by Dario Argento and was to have been
directed by Lucio Fulci, but he passed away just before filming started. Had
he lived, this flick probably would have been gorier.
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Penman
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Lots of beautiful new work: (Titles in yellow are not reviewed at The Movie
House. If you click a title in aqua, you will get to our review.)
Jennifer Jason Leigh
in The Machinist
Hye-jeong Kang in
Oldboy
Keira Knightley in
The Jacket
LindaHardy in Immortal (1,
2,
3)
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Variety
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Sissy Spacek
(1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7)
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Before she became an established star in the late
70s and early 80s, Spacek was just takin' care of business, tryin' to do what
was necessary to get work. Here she is in her first credited appearance,
establishing her nudity credentials in 1972's Prime Cut
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Trine Dyrholm
(1, 2)
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Marvin's caps from the 2004 Danish Dogme film,
Forbrydelser BBC says: "A low-key drama about
faith-healing set inside a women's prison, In Your Hands has been made according
to the back-to-basics principles of Lars Von Trier's Dogme 95 movement. "
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Mandy Moore
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A collage made from two fairly high quality
versions of those paparazzi shots of Mandy in her bikini.
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L'Alba
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A collage from two very high quality versions of
those shots of L'Alba at the MTV movie awards. The presentation was assembled by
the ol' master himself, Zononon Zor.
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Romy Schneider (1,
2)
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The Austrian screen legend (and the first woman I
ever saw naked on screen) in What's New, Pussycat?
This is a memorable film written by Woody Allen and starring Woody, Peter
O'Toole, and Peter Sellers. Actually, that description makes it sound better
than it actually is.
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Katie Holmes
(1, 2,
3,
4)
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Sometimes you just have to get back to the
classics. Here's Katie in
The Gift. Katie's great topless scene in this movie was the subject
of a funny exchange of dialogue in another movie, Harold and Kumar go to White
Castle. One stoner asks, "how was that Kate Holmes topless scene?" His bud responds, "You know
the holocaust? The opposite of that."
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