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Junior is on holiday, so I am your acting compere for a couple of weeks.


We talked about this movie ages ago. This film clip from the Region 2 DVD is in response to a reader request. (Apparently the Region 1 DVD has hard-coded subtitles.)

Leelee Sobieski stark naked. Zipped .wmv It came out great. 640x360. This may be worth a look even if you already have the clip.


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Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.


  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


Maui Heat (1996)

Maui Heat (1996) is a made for cable softcore. A host of naked heffers head to Maui to shoot a swimsuit edition cover, and have sex with as many men as possible. Naked women include Kim Yates, Kimberly Dawson, Kimberly Rowe, Katelin Brennan and Teresa Langly. There is also a pecker contest between Michael Andercon and  T.R. Smith, who also do all of the sport humping.

There really isn't much more to it than that.

IMDb readers wisely have this at 3.5. While there is no shortage of beaver and pickle, the sex scenes, for the most part, are not especially believable, and fail to generate heat. The entire film is intercut with extreme sports, Maui style, giving a very MTV-like feeling to the editing. Character development is nearly non-existent.

This is a D.

  • Thumbnails (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Kim Yates. ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Kimberly Dawson.( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Kimberly Rowe. ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Katelin Brennan. ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Teresa Langly. ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)


Some "Babes in Bondage" for today.
From 1997's "Wax Mask" we have 2 delicious bound babes.
Today: the delicious Romina Mondello, who actually has 2 bondage scenes. The first one she is clothed and nibbled on by pigs. (1, 2, 3, 4) Then the good stuff topless and tied down by the evil man. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8). Finally for those who prefer their babes not tied up, here is the sexy star Romina Mondello in a "Hankster Light" topless lovemaking scene. (1, 2)

Also in the same film, also in bondage: Valery Valmond (1, 2, 3, 4)

This is not a great movie, but not a bad evening's entertainment if you like the genre. This movie was produced by Dario Argento and was to have been directed by Lucio Fulci, but he passed away just before filming started. Had he lived, this flick probably would have been gorier. 


Lots of beautiful new work: (Titles in yellow are not reviewed at The Movie House. If you click a title in aqua, you will get to our review.)

Jennifer Jason Leigh in The Machinist

Hye-jeong Kang in Oldboy

Keira Knightley in The Jacket

LindaHardy in Immortal (1, 2, 3)


Sissy Spacek
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Before she became an established star in the late 70s and early 80s, Spacek was just takin' care of business, tryin' to do what was necessary to get work. Here she is in her first credited appearance, establishing her nudity credentials in 1972's Prime Cut

Trine Dyrholm
(1, 2)

Marvin's caps from the 2004 Danish Dogme film, Forbrydelser

BBC says: "A low-key drama about faith-healing set inside a women's prison, In Your Hands has been made according to the back-to-basics principles of Lars Von Trier's Dogme 95 movement. "

Mandy Moore

A collage made from two fairly high quality versions of those paparazzi shots of Mandy in her bikini.


A collage from two very high quality versions of those shots of L'Alba at the MTV movie awards. The presentation was assembled by the ol' master himself, Zononon Zor.

Romy Schneider (1, 2)

The Austrian screen legend (and the first woman I ever saw naked on screen) in What's New, Pussycat?

This is a memorable film written by Woody Allen and starring Woody, Peter O'Toole, and Peter Sellers. Actually, that description makes it sound better than it actually is.

Katie Holmes
(1, 2, 3, 4)

Sometimes you just have to get back to the classics. Here's Katie in The Gift.

Katie's great topless scene in this movie was the subject of a funny exchange of dialogue in another movie, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. One stoner asks, "how was that Kate Holmes topless scene?" His bud responds, "You know the holocaust? The opposite of that."

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