Mädchen Amick (1, 2) Great 'caps from the movie "Dream Lover". Here's the nudity breakdown...#1 pretty much topless only. #2 topless, full frontal, and a great posterior shot too! Here's another great "Scoopy Jr: Life in LA" story....Mädchen and I have the same accountant! Please, try contain yourselves. I know the world of accounting can be quite exhilarating at times!
Asia Argento (1, 2) Topless vidcaps from "B Monkey".
Joan Severance Another late night erotic thriller (but in Joan's case we don't mind) Vidcaps from "Dangerous Indiscretion".
Cynthia Brimahll

Hope Marie Carlton

Patty Duffek

Dona Speir

Kym Malin

The Girls of "Picasso Trigger". That's probably all that needs to be said. If you're a regular Fun House visitor then you know that Helcrom's specialty is anything on Skinemax, any Andy Sidaris movie, and or any movie at the video store that features a chick in a bikini holding an Uzi on the cover. If it says Helcrom...then you know there are naked large breasted bimbos! And we thank him for that!
Diane von Furstenburg

Jerry Hall

Margaux Hemingway

Rene Russo

Amber Smith

Val is actually retired, but once in a while he stops in with a few goodies. Today he brings us a wonderful collection of topless B&W scans. I'm not sure of the source, but these are great images. My favorite of the bunch is Rene, but Amber isn't too shabby either!
The Wrong Man's Runway Report
Here is Day 3 of Renata Maciel
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4)
Unique 1
Shannon Whirry
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
Day 2 of Shannon in vidcaps from the DVD version of "Private Obsession". Today all most all of these feature a different look at her breasts. In fact I think only #6, 7, and 8 feature any other body part!
El Kabong
Deena Duos (1, 2, 3) Yikes! From the July issue of "Busty". If you like Springer Sized breasts (you know, each larger than Rhode Island) then buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Stacey Elder From the cover of Women's Sports and Fitness
Jenny Agutter (1, 2, 3) From 1977's "Equus". Yes folks, believe it or not there actually were movies made that year other than "Star Wars". Although to most people of my generation...none of them matter. Ms. Agutter actually won a British Academy award for her supporting role in this movie. I wonder if doing full frontal nudity helped?
and ...
Roberta Angelica Vidcaps from "New Blood" by Dann.
Mimi Rogers Great vidcaps from the movie "Tricks". However.....Is this a body double? I know she's shed her clothes several times before, but...you don't see her face. And well, she was 40 or so when she made this. Not that being 40 and going topless on screen is bad, it's just sorta rare.
Melora Walters Great stuff by Scan man from "Twenty Bucks"
Kim Cattrall From the season premiere of "Sex and the City". Vidcaps by an image dude who calls himself "Uncle Scoopy's Uncle" -no relation.
Paula Devicq (1, 2) Great scans of the "Party of Five" co-star by Stop Motion, from Maxim.
Lenore Zann (1, 2, 3) Topless vidcaps from "Babyface".
Jennifer Anniston Poking through her top on the "Friends" season finale.

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"The Devil's Nightmare", from Tuna

You've probably seen this in your favorite video store as Vampire Playgirls, Castle of Death, Succubus, or The Devil Walks at Midnight. Let's see, seven tourists are stranded in a spooky thunderstorm when their bus breaks down and guess where they have to spend the night? In a nice comfy five-star hotel with a mini-bar, and the Devil causes the handle on the mini-bar to get stuck. No, just kidding. they have to stay in an old-world castle where everyone is named Igor or the Baron von Something, except for satan who is named, cleverly enough, Satan. All the tourists are marked for death. In a bizarre plot extra, each of the seven stranded tourists represents one of the seven deadly sins, and each meets with an appropriate death, ala Dr Phibes. And I'm sure the seven ages of man, the seven samurai, the magnificent seven, and the Seven Santini Brothers are all symbolized somehow as well. Genre fans seem to like it.

Here's a more complete summary from the B-Movie Mailing List thumbnails, part 1 thumbnails, part 2 EricaBlanc (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12) Unknown 1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Unknown 2 (1, 2, 3) Unknown 3 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)



"Bird on a Wire", from Tuna

A John Badham movie in which Mel Gibson is in the Witness relocation Program, recognized by Goldie, who was important in his past life. Together they flee from some baddies who have an inside man in the FBI, so no matter where they run or which authorities they turn to, the baddies seem to find out. The film's finale takes place in a zoo without bars, amid wild animals.

Mostly peeks and upskirts, but a brief look at Goldie's renowned behind in #6.

thumbnails, part 1 Goldie Hawn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)



Various, from Johnny Web

Only one comment on these three films. "Don't Touch The White Woman" is one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. It is a re-telling of the legend of General Custer except:

1. It takes place in 1973.

2. The American President is Nixon.

3. The movie is in French

4. General Custer, famed "yellowhair", is played by Marcello Mastroianni

5. The battle of Little Big Horn, and in fact the entire American West, takes place in a construction site in modern Paris, with all the buildings - cathedrals, bakeries,and sidewalk cafes - visible in the background.

6. The director is famed counter-culture icon Marco Ferreri. That's why I got the movie. Not because he's a good director, but because his movies are always filled with nudity and depravity. But not this one! Catherine Deneuve is exceptionally beautiful here, even by her own high standards, and has sex, but does so fully dressed! Bah, humbug.

All I can say is this is some strange attempt at humor and satire. It is meant to show how the USA's westernization was accomplished through morally bereft means, but that's a mighty weighty topic to attack with this Catskills level of humor. It's kind of like Slappy White playing Hitler.

I don't know about you guys but to me, there's nothing better than totally humorless people trying to be funny. This is like Juliette Binoche cross-dressing to play the lead in a Jim Carrey biopic. Really an exceptionally bad film. It is a complete waste of time, and absolutely do not buy it, but it is very much worth renting and watching for ten minutes just because you simply won't believe your eyes. I'm glad I did it just for the experience. Your reaction will give you a new understanding of the word "aghast".

some woman in "Don't Touch the White Woman" Deborah Caprioglio in "Paprika" Deborah Caprioglio in "Paprika". These are not vidcaps, but scans from an old Celeb magazine. In one of the scenes they appear to be rehearsing for their upcoming production of "Guys and Dolls" Tamara Landry in "Beach Babes from Beyond". Never seen the movie. Did the caps from a trailer on some other DVD. Tamara Landry in "Beach Babes from Beyond". Tamara Landry in "Beach Babes from Beyond". Nicole Posey in "Beach Babes from Beyond". Beyond what? Beyond the seven mile reef. Beyond infinity? Beyond the county line? Most likely just from beyond the beach - over there somewhere in the parking lot.

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Some of these are his usual elaborate collages, others are single images. Rae Dawn Chong, "Fear City". (single) Jennifer Warren, "Night Moves". (single) Julie Christie in "Don't Look Now" Maria Bello in "Permanent Midnight"

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