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"The Devil's Nightmare",
from Tuna
You've probably seen
this in your favorite video store as Vampire
Playgirls, Castle of Death, Succubus, or The
Devil Walks at Midnight. Let's see, seven
tourists are stranded in a spooky thunderstorm
when their bus breaks down and guess where they
have to spend the night? In a nice comfy
five-star hotel with a mini-bar, and the Devil
causes the handle on the mini-bar to get stuck.
No, just kidding. they have to stay in an
old-world castle where everyone is named Igor or
the Baron von Something, except for satan who is
named, cleverly enough, Satan. All the tourists
are marked for death. In a bizarre plot extra,
each of the seven stranded tourists represents
one of the seven deadly sins, and each meets with
an appropriate death, ala Dr Phibes. And I'm sure
the seven ages of man, the seven samurai, the
magnificent seven, and the Seven Santini Brothers
are all symbolized somehow as well. Genre fans
seem to like it.
Here's a more complete summary
from the B-Movie Mailing List thumbnails, part 1 thumbnails, part 2 EricaBlanc (1,
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10, 11, 12) Unknown 1 (1,
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Unknown 2 (1,
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Unknown 3 (1,
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10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
"Bird
on a Wire", from Tuna
A John Badham movie in
which Mel Gibson is in the Witness relocation
Program, recognized by Goldie, who was important
in his past life. Together they flee from some
baddies who have an inside man in the FBI, so no
matter where they run or which authorities they
turn to, the baddies seem to find out. The film's
finale takes place in a zoo without bars, amid
wild animals.
Mostly peeks and
upskirts, but a brief look at Goldie's renowned
behind in #6.
thumbnails, part 1 Goldie Hawn (1,
2,
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Various,
from Johnny Web
Only one comment on
these three films. "Don't Touch The White
Woman" is one of the strangest movies I've
ever seen. It is a re-telling of the legend of
General Custer except:
1. It takes place in
1973.
2. The American
President is Nixon.
3. The movie is in
French
4. General Custer, famed
"yellowhair", is played by Marcello
Mastroianni
5. The battle of Little
Big Horn, and in fact the entire American West,
takes place in a construction site in modern
Paris, with all the buildings - cathedrals,
bakeries,and sidewalk cafes - visible in the
background.
6. The director is famed
counter-culture icon Marco Ferreri. That's why I
got the movie. Not because he's a good director,
but because his movies are always filled with
nudity and depravity. But not this one! Catherine
Deneuve is exceptionally beautiful here, even by
her own high standards, and has sex, but does so
fully dressed! Bah, humbug.
All I can say is this is
some strange attempt at humor and satire. It is
meant to show how the USA's westernization was
accomplished through morally bereft means, but
that's a mighty weighty topic to attack with this
Catskills level of humor. It's kind of like
Slappy White playing Hitler.
I don't know about you
guys but to me, there's nothing better than
totally humorless people trying to be funny. This
is like Juliette Binoche cross-dressing to play
the lead in a Jim Carrey biopic. Really an
exceptionally bad film. It is a complete waste of
time, and absolutely do not buy it, but it is
very much worth renting and watching for ten
minutes just because you simply won't believe
your eyes. I'm glad I did it just for the
experience. Your reaction will give you a new
understanding of the word "aghast".
some woman in "Don't Touch
the White Woman" Deborah Caprioglio in
"Paprika" Deborah Caprioglio in
"Paprika". These are not vidcaps, but
scans from an old Celeb magazine. In one of the
scenes they appear to be rehearsing for their
upcoming production of "Guys and Dolls" Tamara Landry in "Beach
Babes from Beyond". Never seen the movie.
Did the caps from a trailer on some other DVD. Tamara Landry in "Beach
Babes from Beyond". Tamara Landry in "Beach
Babes from Beyond". Nicole Posey in "Beach Babes
from Beyond". Beyond what? Beyond the seven
mile reef. Beyond infinity? Beyond the county
line? Most likely just from beyond the beach -
over there somewhere in the parking lot.
New
from GR
Some of these are his
usual elaborate collages, others are single
images. Rae Dawn Chong, "Fear
City". (single) Jennifer Warren, "Night
Moves". (single) Julie Christie in "Don't
Look Now" Maria Bello in "Permanent
Midnight"
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