• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Season Three

today: s3e3

Gwendoline Taylor

Ellen Hollman



Let's Do It


Brainscan's comments:
Sorry. Absolute shit VHS.  The reason for this is simple - it is the only format in which the 80's teen sex comedy, Let's Do It, can be found.  I ordered a DVD-R version but that one was a transfer straight from the crappiest possible videotape source.  It is so bad the recording drops out in a couple of places, where someone hit the pause button and burned out the original tape. Anyway, Let's Do It stars former Hefmate Missy Cleveland and that would be reason enough for me to spend time with it; the real star is the fabulous Britt Helfer.  She had a middling career in Hollywood and this was her first movie but the woman's body was to die for.  And she showed off her superstructure in quite the number of scenes, including a pretty kickass shower scene.  Several other women gave up some goodies, including Victoria Wells.  IMDb says she was the one who found Bob Crane beaten to death. Ouch.  So there are collages for each a clip or two or three, but the quality of the original material was pure feces.  Done what I could to fix em, but a body can do only so much.  Oh, the movie itself - plot and characterization and all that sort of stuff?  Well let's just say there is very good reason it has not yet been transferred to digital media.

Today: Britt Helfer

In this clip, Britt Helfer is joined by Margo Motter (Motter in collage below)


Holy Smoke


Kate Winslet in the widescreen version (Blu-Ray quality)

Winslet in the full screen version (DVD quality)

Film/TV clips

A bit more nudity from Sweetwater (2013) in 1080hd:
  • January Jones from behind (hard to tell whether she's naked, but she definitely has a nice shape)
  • Two actresses named Jiji Hise and Jenny Gabrielle. I don't know which is which, but the first has enormous boobs and the second offers full frontal nudity.
Mia Wasikowska in Stoker (2013)

Indigo Rael in Marfa Girl (2012)

Drake Burnette, also in Marfa Girl

Anemone Valcke in Offline (2012)

Alisa Shitikova in Ya tozhe khochu (2012) in 1080p


Alyssa Campanella (Miss USA 2011) in last November's Flaunt Magazine

The 2013 Vogue Paris Calendar:

Lara Stone

Natasha Poly

Isabeli Fontana

Amyeline Velade

Anja Rubik

Daria Werbowy

Missy Rayder

Missy's sister, Frankie Rayder, with Diana Dondoe

Gisele Bundchen

Kate Moss

Sasha Pivovarova

Raquel Zimmermann