Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

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Friday

Web and Celeb

The valet formerly known as Sunny had her implants removed, and is currently auctioning them off at eBay. The high bid so far is $9,101. I didn't make this up.

Amnesty International added a new place to its list of those with barbaric death sentences without due process: Texas. The move was inspired by the recent shift in the ability of the governor to exercise executive clemency. The list normally includes only third-world countries with dictatorial governments. Reminds me of something. One company I worked for had an executive code of conduct that needed to be memorized, because it advised execs how to avoid unwarily committing an illegal act. One of the clauses stated that no official of the company could offer a bribe to a public official. However, in places where bribery is a completely universal, accepted and necessary part of the business process, there are certain procedures which may be followed, but they must be done with the prior approval of the legal department and the CEO, blah, blah, blah. Those places included Nigeria, Indonesia, several third-world countries, and Chicago! (No kidding). You may or may not know that the same two places (Illinois and Texas) provided JFK with his presidency in 1960 thanks to some highly creative voting procedures.

Many of you have asked if any celebrities read Uncle Scoopy's Fun House. I'm proud to include among my members the following: Crotchy the Clown, Carlos the Jackal, the guy who did Simon bar Sinister's voice on "Underdog", Clinton, the late Billy Carter, and Milusevic. I'm also proud to announce that I was listed as the #2 favorite bookmark in the Amnesty International poll of international civil rights violators, right after the site that tells you how to make a W-88 warhead.

Johnny Web

We had to trek on our hands and knees through the jungles of Myanmar in order to drag Johnny Web out of retirement. Here are some of his latest. His first theme: how former playmates of the year look now. This is former 1991 PMOY Renee Tenison and her twin sister, Rosie. Find out more of what they are up to at www.tenisontwins.com.

They are supposed to be identical twins, but one of them is a lot taller.

From these pictures, you would never know that Debra Jo Fondren was PMOY 21 years ago!

More Debra Jo. No website for her, but get her catalog for ten bucks at PO Box 4351856, Hollywood 90078.

One more former PMOY, 1981's Terri Welles. Playboy tried to sue her for claiming that she was the 1981 PMOY, since it is their trademark. They lost, primarily because she was simply telling the truth, and no amount of lawyers can alter that fact. Find her at www.terriwelles.com

Pernilla Wahlgren, aka Pernilla August, Darth Vader's mom in Phantom Menace. I think Menace would have been better with Eddie Haskell as Darth's childhood friend. "And may I say, Mrs. Vader, how much I admire the high gloss you always keep on Darth's helmet". These poor quality captures are fom an obscure Swedish film called "Tuppen". My favorite part of this is the poster. Those Swedes really know how to market a film, don't they?

Speaking of film marketing, here's Linnea Quigley in that timeless romance, "Curse of the Lesbian Love Goddess". The promoters claimed this was Linnea's intro to xxx. Maybe so, but these are the most graphic frames, and there isn't much to see. With Linnea's new hair style, she'll have no problem fitting in right here in Texas.

One more of that sentimental cinema classic, a movie I like to think of as the Casablanca of the 90's, "Curse of the Lesbian Love Goddess"

Spacebabe Jeri Ryan in a sort-of see-through blouse, looking extra babe-ilicious

All of these images come from the new issue of Celebrity Sleuth. He is the Sherlock of Smut, the Holmes of Ho. Original, literate, informative, funny. New material every month, much of it exclusive, and his back issues together comprise the Talmud of Celebrity Flesh, except with more puns than the actual Talmud, and meant to be read from left to right, and no dietary laws, and ...... come to think of it, it isn't anything like the Talmud. More like the Kama Sutra. If you're into celebs, it's a monthly must-have.

18 vidcap collages today from AP, the Cologne Comet, all from "Erotic Dreams". Moana Pozzi is up first.