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Kim Cattrall's excellent nude scenes from last night's season premiere of "Sex and the City". Thanks to Rookie and Life32 for getting these together so quickly. Great work guys!
  • Kim Cattrall (1, 2)

  • Tuna
    "Tootsie" (1982)

    Tootsie (1982) is simply a wonderful comedy. Jessica Lange won best supporting actress Oscar, and the film was nominated for 9 others. It swept the Golden Globes garnering Best Actor, Best Supporting Actress, and best picture. Maltin says 4 stars, and IMDB have it at 7.5/10, which is very high there for a comedy. It is the story of a hardheaded and antagonistic actor (Dustin Hoffman) who lands a part as a female in a soap. He is actually a much better woman as Dorothy then he ever was a man. He also finds that being a woman is a lot more complex than he thought.

    His first real shock is when he is shown into his dressing room and runs into Geena Davis in a skimpy bra and panties. He becomes fast friends with Jessica Lange, who is also in the soap cast, but Hoffman wants a real relationship with her. Shock two is when one of the soap actors, called "the tongue" by all the women, wants to stage kiss him. When he spends the holidays with Lange, her father falls in love with Dorothy. Obviously, "Dorothy" understands completely what the men around him are up to, and puts them in their place quickly and firmly. He/she becomes a hit, and his option is picked up for a full year, but, by then, he wants out. In a moment of weakness, he tries to kiss Lange, who assumes he/she is a lesbian.

    The film also features Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman and Bill Murray as Hoffman's room mate. For me, this is a B, and Hoffman was robbed of the best actor Oscar, although it was a year of strong competition. The US gross was $177.2m, and it has earned another $94.91m in rentals.

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  • Geena Davis (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Before Night Falls is the Julian Schnabel film that won a best actor nomination for Javier Bardem. It is the true story of a rebellious Cuban poet who was repressed and persecuted by the Castro government. Sorry ... um ... these guys didn't like girls, if you catch my drift, so the only nudity is of the male variety.

    The Mean Season is a forgotten Hitchcock wannabee from the mid 80's. The best feature was Mariel Hemingway's breasts. 

    My Sweet Suicide is an offbeat independent about a guy too cowardly to kill himself, who meets a woman in love with the romance of death. She is glad to help him on his way. That part was pretty sappy, but I loved the two rednecks she hired to do the actual killing. Needless to say, the guy decides to back out before the rednecks get with the new program. This is quite a good script that might have made an excellent movie if filmed and acted by competent professionals. Unfortunately, the production was made by some of those people who don't believe it when the announcer says "don't try this at home". Even as primitive as it is, I got a few good laughs out of it, but there is no flesh.

    God's Comedy is a Portuguese language Peter Greenaway clone. When I first ordered this, only the Lord and Scoopy knew why. Now the list of two has been narrowed to one, and it isn't me. (Credit and apologies to Lord Byron for the clumsy paraphrase of his famous witticism.)

    • Claudia Teixeira (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Tootsie I didn't do any captures. This is actually Tuna's article on Tootsie, expanded to include a look back at some of the 1982 Oscar races.

    You want caps? We got caps. First up is Jo Ann Harris. Before there was 80's babe, Charlie Spradling, who showed off her impressive stuff and then just up and disappeared, there was 70's babe Jo Ann Harris. Every visitor to the Funhouse remembers her as the hottie from the Clint Eastwood movie, The Beguiled. But she showed off her mega impressive bod in four or five other movies. These are caps from the Gay Deceivers, which was the pilot to Will and Grace. Okay, that's a lie. It was, instead, a late 60's movie about god knows what. The original caps came from the usenet poster who caps every frame of a nude scene; I picked out the best, cleaned em up and here they are. Think I will start a Jo Ann Harris cult.
  • Jo Ann Harris

    Next few, including Anna Forest in Blue Thunder, Miss America Laura Herring in Black Scorpion II and Layla Roberts in Armageddon are Tuna caps, glued together with electrons. The last is Mena Suvari in American Beauty.

  • Anna Forest
  • Laura Herring
  • Layla Roberts
  • Mena Suvari

    Okay, on to the scans of the week.

  • Anette Andersen seems to have been a Scandinavian model of the nude variety. A brunette no less.

    I love run into old Brandy Sanders pics, from the time before she was Pet of the Month (or so I suppose, since she had robo-hooters in them days and has natural hooters in these scans).

  • Brandy Sanders (1, 2)

    Then there is noveau-pornster Brianna Banks, posing rather modestly for one who has porked maybe 100 guys on camera. She is a lot prettier than I remember pornabies being when I was in college.

  • Brianna Banks

    Japanese model Emeri Yoshikawa is an impressive woman and a few pictures of her I have seen are breathtakingly beautiful. Gotta hand it to Japanese photographers: shooting nude models is no excuse for them to cut corners on lighting and photographic art.

  • Emeri Yoshikawa (1, 2, 3)

    We end with Italian babe and actress Fanny Cadeo. You want to know Fanny's two best features? Nope, not the hooters. In fact you may notice that though they are large, they are always supported by hands, arms or clothing. Her eyes and her skin are much more impressive. A guy could get lost in them, not that any of us is ever going to find out.

  • Fanny Cadeo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Helcrom
    Helcrom delivers the late nite goods from the R-rated version of "Allyson is Watching". Looks like the R-rated version is limited to breast exposure and thong views.
  • Jennifer Leigh Hammon
  • Caroline Ambrose

    Originally released to video in 1999 as "The Perfect Man", these next vidcaps were taken from the Showtim version of the film, entitled "Creating the Perfect Man". Lisa Comshaw appears in the credits but Helcrom mentioned that her didn't see her in this version.

    This is one of those movies that epitomizes the genre. Of the 83 minutes of running time, my guess is that there as phony sex going during on for about 60-65 of those minutes. Literally, this one has wall to wall robo-hooters as one dude gets it on with at least 6 different girls. There is so much sex it's almost like watching a hard core porno.

    I'm not sure if this is due to Helcrom's version, or the actual movie, but the downside is that there is almost exclusively topless nudity in these 'caps. Some have some minor bum exposure, and there are a couple of frames with brief pube flashes. I caught part of this one on cable over the weekend, and I can't even remember if there is more of the other 2 B's or not. There is so much phony sex going on that I lost track of the nudity.

  • Michelle Hall, breasts, bum and sex.
  • Stacey Howell, full frontal and rear nudity as she strips. No fake sex for her.
  • Jillion Jonis, breasts and sex.
  • Amber Newman, breasts, bum and sport humping.
  • Shauna O'Brien, massive robo-hooters, masturbation scene, thong views, and sex.
  • Zoe Paul, all three B's and a sex scene.
  • Stella Porter, stripping, humping, and showing her breasts and bum.
  • Regina Russell, bare breasts, a hint of pubes, and yes, a sex scene with that same dude.

  • Blackshine's Fashion Scans
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  • Janet Jackson (1, 2)
  • k.d. Lang
  • Kim Basinger (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Linda Evangelista (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Lisa Marie Presley (1, 2)
  • Michelle Pfeiffer (1, 2)
  • Naomi Campbell, link #3 has a side breast view with clear nipple exposure (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Niki Taylor (1, 2)

  • and ...
    Kelly Preston
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    Her amazing nude scene from "Mischief". All three B's are present, but it looks like the Widescreen format limits visibility south of the border. Vidcaps by Aesthete.

    Shannon Elizabeth
    (1, 2, 3)

    OK, so what if "American Pie" has been 'capped a billion times, Shannon still looks fantastic.

    Tara Reid The Night comes out of semi-retirement and offers this collage of Tara's sex scene from "Body Shots".

    Celeb News
    Thanks to Pat Reeder at the Comedy Wire for pointing out both of these stories.

  • Halle Berry news.

    From TV Guide Online:
    by Daniel R. Coleridge

    While plenty of actresses consent to bare all for a shot at big-screen success, Halle Berry has never been one of them. In fact, she had never doffed her duds onscreen before going topless in Swordfish - a technothriller co-starring John Travolta and Hugh Jackman that opens June 8. Having kept her assets hidden for so long, why is the beauty deigning to give audiences an eyeful now?

    "I did it because I could," Berry declares. "So much of my life, I was afraid to, but I finally feel very adult now. With the success of my [HBO biopic, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge] and the critical acclaim that that brought me" - including an Emmy, a Golden Globe and a SAG Award - "I finally felt like I didn't have to prove myself anymore. And I wanted to do that first."

    Boldly, the actress adds: "I'm finally feeling very comfortable with my own sexuality - and I think that will show in the kinds of roles that I choose from now on. I didn't always feel comfortable with myself and my own sexuality, and I do now."

    What brought about Berry's sudden surge in self-esteem? "Winning the awards made me feel confident in my work," she says, "[and being] happy in my personal life, happy within myself. A lot of hard lessons I've learned in the last couple of years made me realize that this is not a dress rehearsal, this is real life. That I'm only going around once, and to get over all those fears that were limiting me and holding me down. It stifled me from doing so many wonderful projects because scripts would come across my desk, and if it had any nudity, I wouldn't even read it. So now, I'm open to all kinds of things, if [they] move me and inspire me. It's sort of freeing."

    Now, Berry's hardly just lounging poolside in her movie star sunglasses, passively reading all the scripts that come her way. Inspired by her triumph with Dandridge, she's actively generating her own projects. "It's important for me to keep doing that," she smiles, "because if I sat around and waited for good, meaty parts for black women, I could miss my whole career!"

  • I see nussink ... NUSSINK!! As a long time Hogan's Heroes fan this is very interesting, and mildly disturbing. Be sure to check out the link for some sample images!

    From the NY Post.

    June 1, 2001 -- The son of slain TV star Bob Crane has released a book of X-rated photos showing his dad having sex with dozens of women and participating in orgies. Scotty Crane insists his dad, star of the '60s sitcom "Hogan's Heroes," would love the fact the public is finally seeing his outlandish sexcapades.

    "My father was a pioneer in amateur pornography, long before Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee," Scotty told The Post yesterday.

    "He photographed and videotaped his sexual exploits and showed them to his friends."

    Scotty, 30, a Seattle disc jockey and comedian, sifted through hours of material for his book, "The Faces of Bob Crane," available for $55 through

    With his matinee-idol looks and "perfect American dad" reputation, Crane became a TV golden boy in the '60s, appearing as a lovable neighbor on "The Donna Reed Show" and then as the dashing hero soldier in "Hogan."

    But few fans knew of his unusual double life until 1978, when the 49-year-old star was beaten to death with a camera tripod in an Arizona motel room - a murder that has never been solved.

    His real-life sidekick, John Henry Carpenter, who appeared in some of the star's on-camera orgies, was charged with murder, but acquitted in a 1994 trial.

    Theories persist that Crane's uninhibited lifestyle led to his death.

    A publicity release for the book screams: "Totally uncensored photos of Bob and friends letting it all hang out, including group sex shots."

    Those are sprinkled among common celeb snaps of Crane with Marilyn Monroe, Jerry Lewis, Dick Van Dyke and Arthur Godfrey.

    Some would ask if Scotty is revealing the seamy side of his dad's life just to make a quick buck.

    "Absolutely not. My father never hid his lifestyle. Everybody in Hollywood knew about it . . . He'd love to know his name is worth money all these years later," said Scotty, who aims to set the record straight. "There were a lot of stories out there that he was into S&M and that he photographed people without their knowledge. These photos prove that was not true."

  • A few words from Sleuth

    Any luck on any Scoopsters being able to cap the topless dancer from 1987's Firehouse...25 minutes into the tape? She is Jennifer Stahl, who was recently shot to death over the Carnegie Deli in NYC...over a drug dispute.

    I really need her topless images for my upcoming issue, "NudesWorthy"...but have been unable to locate the tape. It is in "the system" at Blockbuster, but not at any of my area ones. Movies Unlimited sells a tape titled Firehouse...but it's a 1972 actioner starring Vince Edwards.

    The Bare Facts lists the scene as "two stars", so there must be sufficient lighting and length to make for some good vidcaps.

    Please put out an S.O.S. {Save Our Sleuth?} to all your best "blood hounds".

    Many thanks.

    Also, your British sources might want to be on the lookout for UK "Big Brother" contestant Penny, an English teacher whose real name is Lisa Ellis.

    She is on the verge supposedly of "being sacked" because of her "lewd behaviour" on the show. Apparently her "towel slipped" as she exited the shower...and she was "seen kissing fellow house mate Paul as they sunbathed together in the garden." Naturally, I am shocked...SHOCKED...and intrigued.


    SCOOP'S NOTE: this 1987 version of Firehouse, the one that allegedly features Julia Roberts in a small part, is currently out of print. According to, they actually made a DVD of it at one time (6305290806, for the record), but the publisher is not currently supporting it. Does anybody have a lead on this film?

    Viewer Mail

    I'm almost positive that I saw a copy of "The Flamingo Kid" with Janet Jones doing a nude scene, but in a more recent copy I checked out, there was no nudity.

    What say you? Did Wayne Gretzky confiscate the nude copies?


    Scoop and I don't know if there was a nude scene, neither does Bare facts, but it is a good question. The film is currently rated PG-13. If anyone remembers an earlier version please let us know.

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