Next few, including Anna Forest in Blue Thunder, Miss America Laura Herring in Black Scorpion II and Layla Roberts in Armageddon are Tuna caps, glued together with electrons. The last is Mena Suvari in American Beauty.

Okay, on to the scans of the week.

I love run into old Brandy Sanders pics, from the time before she was Pet of the Month (or so I suppose, since she had robo-hooters in them days and has natural hooters in these scans).

Then there is noveau-pornster Brianna Banks, posing rather modestly for one who has porked maybe 100 guys on camera. She is a lot prettier than I remember pornabies being when I was in college.

Japanese model Emeri Yoshikawa is an impressive woman and a few pictures of her I have seen are breathtakingly beautiful. Gotta hand it to Japanese photographers: shooting nude models is no excuse for them to cut corners on lighting and photographic art.

We end with Italian babe and actress Fanny Cadeo. You want to know Fanny's two best features? Nope, not the hooters. In fact you may notice that though they are large, they are always supported by hands, arms or clothing. Her eyes and her skin are much more impressive. A guy could get lost in them, not that any of us is ever going to find out.

Originally released to video in 1999 as "The Perfect Man", these next vidcaps were taken from the Showtim version of the film, entitled "Creating the Perfect Man". Lisa Comshaw appears in the credits but Helcrom mentioned that her didn't see her in this version.

This is one of those movies that epitomizes the genre. Of the 83 minutes of running time, my guess is that there as phony sex going during on for about 60-65 of those minutes. Literally, this one has wall to wall robo-hooters as one dude gets it on with at least 6 different girls. There is so much sex it's almost like watching a hard core porno.

I'm not sure if this is due to Helcrom's version, or the actual movie, but the downside is that there is almost exclusively topless nudity in these 'caps. Some have some minor bum exposure, and there are a couple of frames with brief pube flashes. I caught part of this one on cable over the weekend, and I can't even remember if there is more of the other 2 B's or not. There is so much phony sex going on that I lost track of the nudity.

From TV Guide Online:
by Daniel R. Coleridge

While plenty of actresses consent to bare all for a shot at big-screen success, Halle Berry has never been one of them. In fact, she had never doffed her duds onscreen before going topless in Swordfish - a technothriller co-starring John Travolta and Hugh Jackman that opens June 8. Having kept her assets hidden for so long, why is the beauty deigning to give audiences an eyeful now?

"I did it because I could," Berry declares. "So much of my life, I was afraid to, but I finally feel very adult now. With the success of my [HBO biopic, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge] and the critical acclaim that that brought me" - including an Emmy, a Golden Globe and a SAG Award - "I finally felt like I didn't have to prove myself anymore. And I wanted to do that first."

Boldly, the actress adds: "I'm finally feeling very comfortable with my own sexuality - and I think that will show in the kinds of roles that I choose from now on. I didn't always feel comfortable with myself and my own sexuality, and I do now."

What brought about Berry's sudden surge in self-esteem? "Winning the awards made me feel confident in my work," she says, "[and being] happy in my personal life, happy within myself. A lot of hard lessons I've learned in the last couple of years made me realize that this is not a dress rehearsal, this is real life. That I'm only going around once, and to get over all those fears that were limiting me and holding me down. It stifled me from doing so many wonderful projects because scripts would come across my desk, and if it had any nudity, I wouldn't even read it. So now, I'm open to all kinds of things, if [they] move me and inspire me. It's sort of freeing."

Now, Berry's hardly just lounging poolside in her movie star sunglasses, passively reading all the scripts that come her way. Inspired by her triumph with Dandridge, she's actively generating her own projects. "It's important for me to keep doing that," she smiles, "because if I sat around and waited for good, meaty parts for black women, I could miss my whole career!"

SON PEDDLING BOOK ON 'HOGAN'S' EROS
By BILL HOFFMANN
From the NY Post.

June 1, 2001 -- The son of slain TV star Bob Crane has released a book of X-rated photos showing his dad having sex with dozens of women and participating in orgies. Scotty Crane insists his dad, star of the '60s sitcom "Hogan's Heroes," would love the fact the public is finally seeing his outlandish sexcapades.

"My father was a pioneer in amateur pornography, long before Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee," Scotty told The Post yesterday.

"He photographed and videotaped his sexual exploits and showed them to his friends."

Scotty, 30, a Seattle disc jockey and comedian, sifted through hours of material for his book, "The Faces of Bob Crane," available for $55 through www.bobcrane.com

With his matinee-idol looks and "perfect American dad" reputation, Crane became a TV golden boy in the '60s, appearing as a lovable neighbor on "The Donna Reed Show" and then as the dashing hero soldier in "Hogan."

But few fans knew of his unusual double life until 1978, when the 49-year-old star was beaten to death with a camera tripod in an Arizona motel room - a murder that has never been solved.

His real-life sidekick, John Henry Carpenter, who appeared in some of the star's on-camera orgies, was charged with murder, but acquitted in a 1994 trial.

Theories persist that Crane's uninhibited lifestyle led to his death.

A publicity release for the book screams: "Totally uncensored photos of Bob and friends letting it all hang out, including group sex shots."

Those are sprinkled among common celeb snaps of Crane with Marilyn Monroe, Jerry Lewis, Dick Van Dyke and Arthur Godfrey.

Some would ask if Scotty is revealing the seamy side of his dad's life just to make a quick buck.

"Absolutely not. My father never hid his lifestyle. Everybody in Hollywood knew about it . . . He'd love to know his name is worth money all these years later," said Scotty, who aims to set the record straight. "There were a lot of stories out there that he was into S&M and that he photographed people without their knowledge. These photos prove that was not true."