• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


The Grifters


Annette Bening gives it all up in 1080p

and Part 2 of the Annette Bening nudity

The Love Boat

The Love Boat ran for about 10 years, from 1977 to 1987. There was no nudity but pokies and cleavage were in abundance. For those who came in late, each episode usually consists of three stories. Two-part episodes sometimes consisted of four or five stories. The characters and The Love Boat's crew generally work within one of those stories.

This is the penultimate collection of collages unless I manage to get hold of the many episodes that were missing in the final seasons. These images cover the last part of the eighth season and first part of the ninth season. They were first screened in 1985.

The ninth season also saw the introduction of the The Love Boat Mermaids, a singing and dancing group who added a touch of glamour to the show. They occasionally acted in some small roles. One notable mermaid who went on to much better things is Teri Hatcher.

Season 8 Episode 19

Christopher Norris - lovely


Priscilla Barnes - bikini

Susannah York - lovely

Unknown - bikini women

Season 8 Episode 20

Christopher Norris - bikini

Unknown - bikini

Season 8 Episode 21

Charlene Tilton - bikini

Marla Heasley - sexy

Michelle Johnson - lovely

Tracy Nelson - lovely

Season 8 Episode 22

Karen Kopins - sexy

Unknown - bikini

Season 8 Episode 23

Cristina Raines - sexy

Season 8 Episode 26

Hayley Mills - nice

Jill Whelan - cleavage

Michelle Johnson - lovely

Season 8 Episode 27

Michelle Johnson - cleavage

Season 9 Episode 4

Audrey Landers - sexy

Barbara Ward - bikini

Jill Whelan - cleavage

Judy Landers - sexy

Season 9 Episode 5

Audrey Landers - sexy

Barbara Ward - nice

Judy Landers - sexy

Season 9 Episode 7

Belinda Montgomery - nice

Carrell Myers - bikini

Christie Claridge - cleavage

The Love Boat Mermaids - sexy

Rose Parrah - bikini

Toni Hudson - bikini

Unknown - sexy

Underbelly NZ: Land of the Long Green Cloud

(Entire Season)

Aired in New Zealand in August/September last year, finally decided to actually watch it in one hit the second time because watching it once a week was confusing the hell out of me as to who played who and when you see the bottom of this update, you'll see a shitload of unknowns, including a character the makers just plain forgot to credit even though she was fairly prominent in the last two episodes. I'd like to think she pulled her name from the production... (her character has a sex scene in the middle of a drug deal, which is surprisingly fucked up).

Basically, Land of the Long Green Cloud is a spin off from series 2 of Underbelly, but instead of focusing on Terry Clark (whose character is in the show), they focus on Marty Johnstone (who briefly appeared in A Tale of Two Cities, played by radio funnyman Merrick Watts, should've recast him, you'll see why in a sec) and Andy Maher. And basically it's about who they fucked during that time, oh and a little bit of stuff with drugs. In fact, I'm pretty sure Land of the Long Green Cloud is a parody of Underbelly because everything that makes Underbelly what it is, is overdone so much that they must be having a laugh. Want slow motion? Done. Want continuous extremely brief flashes of breasts? Double done. How 'bout all business deals in a strip club? You better believe there is. Want dialogue so bad it hurts to repeat it? We're not even trying now...

I'm declaring Land of the Long Green Cloud to be an incredibly lazy parody of Underbelly because to call it a drama is just taking the piss. The minute the show should get bogged down with things like plot and character development, they throw in a sex scene with the neverending parade of nude models and amateur theatre players, surely there isn't that many actors/actresses in New Zealand. There something like 150+ characters in 6 episodes and there's barely an actor that have actual acting careers in it (except for Joel Tobeck, who seems out of place here). And then there's the sense that this show wants to show up Australians. If you want to have a go at us, fine, but do so and move on, why are you still having a go at us in episode 6? Now, we're just laughing at you, not with you. Sheesh.

But the thing that amuses me the most about Land of the Long Green Cloud is that the only female role with any depth played by Holly Shanahan (who is far and away the best thing about this series) looks completely alien compared to that neverending parade of nude models. And still looks more gorgeous than any of them...

Ah, fuck it, here's the videos in differing quality and size, blah, blah, blah, bling bling bling blah.

The ones who (1) did some nudity and (2) could be identified:

Aimee Gestro (sample below)

Kate Preston (samples below)

Katherine Kennard (sample below)

Rachel Blampied (sample below)

Rachel Heywood (sample below)



Here are the women of Piranha 3DD upgraded to 720p

Ashley Myers in The Watermen (2011)

Joy Glass in The Watermen

Marisa Vitali in Bored to Death (s3e1) in 720p

Bojana Novakovic in Skinning (2010) in 720p

Heather Lemire in Justify (2010) in 720p

Alessandra Muccioli in Ce n'e per Tutti (2009)

Lotte Verbeek in Nothing Personal (2009) 720p


Kelly Brook hanging out in Cannes

Lisa Ciara in A Kiss and a Promise

Natasha Gregson Wagner in A Kiss and a Promise

new ID: Jill Damas in Games Girls Play