A couple of cool film clips:
- Courteney Cox looking beautiful in a sexy non-nude
appearance on Dream On
- Ronit Elkabetz examines herself in Late Marriage
- Pink gets her nipple pierced on camera.
Conan O'Brien examines
some old-fashioned weapons
Hugo Chavez calls Carlos
the Jackal 'a good friend'
Say ta-ta to the Pistons
The 212-796-0735 mystery
How to Fold a Paper Rose
"Peter, as Moses, tries
to lay down the law."
Anna Nicole Smith
Clarence Thomas shifts around uncomfortably in
The latest weird
effort from Peter Greenaway:
"Tulse Luper Film Three/Bolzano
Wonder what Nicole Eggert
looks like these days?
109% of people exaggerate
on resumes and web sites.
Snakes On A Plane, For
Real, Pilot Makes Emergency Landing When
4-Foot Snake Appears In Cockpit
New movie shows Superman
coming out of the closet.
Bob Uecker has a stalker?
I wonder if
Clint Howard has one.
President Bush's Private
Congratulations Message to Newly Sworn-In CIA
Director General Michael Hayden
The new Frank Miller
Batman comics reviewed!
The Who performs My
Generation on the Smothers Brothers Comedy
(destroying their equipment, of course, not to
mention Tommy Smothers's)
"Winona Ryder is
reuniting with Daniel Waters, who wrote
'Heathers' and helped establish Ryder as the
edgy 'it' girl for Generation X."
- The movie is
described as a "hard R" for nudity, sex
scenes and frequent references to sex.
A new clip from A Prairie
High-tech tot: Jolie
grabs 24 domain names for daughter Shiloh
The 50 Unsexiest Women in
Jenny McCarthy and Jim
Carrey - romance from hell.
- I guess it could
work out. After all one of them is known for
the lowest low-brow himor and the most
contorted facial expressions of all time.
And the other is Jim Carrey.
- Upcoming film
project: Ace Ventura gets some Dirty Love.
MLB.com : 2006 All-Star
Halle Berry Also Wears
'X-Men' Outfit For Sex
JAIME PRESSLY is
considering stripping off for Playboy again
Horrifying meteor impact
animation from Japan
Oilers game conflicts
with talking backpack and Boots the monkey
- Could this happen
in any other pro sport? "Sorry, we can't
host the Super Bowl that day. Gallagher is
Racing Limos, Inc. -
Racing-Themed Limousine Services
The National Hide and
Seek council honors Jimmy Hoffa
- all of Google's tools collected on one handy
Willard Wigan :: Micro
Sculptor of "impossibly small art"
James Brown's eyebrows
are not eyebrows at all! They are tattoos.
URL says it all:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Fatal Love (1993) or Wei Qing, is an Hong Kong category III thriller that is only notable because of a very naked Ellen Chan in the lead role. IMDb lists it, but calls it G rated. Ellen is the top police cadet at the academy when another cadet, jealous of her accomplishments, places stolen jewelry in her locker. She is tossed out of the school, but the head is reasonably sure she was innocent, and arranges a job for her as an undercover detective. They are after charming businessman Michael Wong, who plays a great game of golf and owns several legitimate businesses, but also sells drugs. However, they are after him as a suspect in the deaths of several women. Ellen is to get next to him and gather evidence.
They give her intense training on acting, lock picking, safe cracking, and anything else they thought she would need to know. She had no trouble meeting him, and ingratiating herself, or so it seemed. It turned out, however, that she never had him fooled, and the one bit of her training she forgot was not to trust him and get involved romantically.
Ellen Chan does a full frontal riding Michael Wong. We also get glimpses of his previous victims, who are uncredited.
IMDb readers say 4.5, but on almost no votes. As the film opens with Ellen in the process of dying in the emergency room, there is nearly no suspense. The sex scenes are no long enough, hot enough, frequent enough, or well lit enough to carry the film. Some of the murder methods are in good Hong Kong form (strange), but the only other thing of interest in the story is the two leads, who are very good looking and charismatic. This is a D.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
You will not watch 2002's Angel Blade for it's great acting, excellent script, or outstanding story, because all of those elements are mediocre at best. Instead, you'll watch it for the nudity and hot women.
The story is a sexual crime thriller set in Las Vegas. The "Angel Killer" is torturing and killing young women. As a local detective investigates, he finds a connection with a lingerie shop that sell a particular kind of panty, with angels on them, which the victims were all wearing. Further investigation reveals links to the bondage community, and a suspect emerges who has a history of binding and physically abusing his girlfriends.
A twisty ending doesn't really help this unremarkable story, but Amanda Righetti (TV's The O.C. and North Shore) does a nice job as the lingerie saleswoman who assists the cop, and eventually gets involved with him. She also looks outstanding. David Heavener, who wrote, directed, and starred in the movie, was less than great as the cop, but the sexy storyline and bountiful nudity will keep you interested.
Pat's comments in yellow...
MAN ATTACKS MOM IN "AMERICAN IDOL" DISPUTE
A-Hole Patrol! - Cory K. Favreau of Plattsburgh, New
York, is charged with felony assault and weapons
possession after he allegedly attacked his mother over
a comment she made about "American Idol." The two
were discussing the show when his mom said that
Katharine McPhee would have a successful career
despite losing to Favreau's favorite, Taylor Hicks.
Police say Favreau made a malicious comment to his
mom, then hit her in the head with a sharpened cross
attached to a bicycle chain. She was treated for a
cut. Police say they had both been drinking.
* Obviously, or they would've realized that Chris
Daughtry should've won, DAMMIT!!
* Apparently, their real idol is Paul Abdul.
* They weren't drunk, they were just copying Taylor
* After enough drinks, you don't feel the pain of
either a head blow or Katharine's high notes.
* Favreau's dad is deceased, because he once said he
preferred Clay to Ruben.
HIP-HOPPERS OFF THE HOOK
Acquitted Just Like That - Thursday, a New York jury
took only a few hours to acquit rappers Ludacris and
Kanye West of copyright infringement in a lawsuit by
New Jersey musicians who claimed the 2003 hit "Stand
Up" ripped off their obscure song, "Straight Like
That." The issue was that both songs repeat the
phrase "like that" more than 80 times, except one
precedes it with the word "straight" and the other
with "just." Afterwards, Ludacris said he never
doubted the jurors would agree the songs didn't sound
alike and insisted, "The only thoughts and ideas I
borrow from are those of my own."
* Actually, Stevie Wonder said that in 1978, and
Ludacris "sampled" it.
* His thoughts and ideas are entirely his own, and
it's not his fault that they're so unoriginal.
* Both songs repeat the words "like that" over 80
times, and the jury didn't think they sounded alike?
Obviously, the jurors were driven insane.