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The New York Daily News reported this on Thursday. Hopefully we'll have these pics for you soon:

Nude Mariah Gets Tanned, Then Burned
Mariah Carey and boyfriend Luis Miguel had no idea they might be facing a potential tabloid nightmare when they soaked up some rays on a secluded Italian beach. The songbird has been in Capri recording her new album and was looking forward to a little R&R with Miguel. The lovebirds found a quiet cove away from the prying eyes of her rented yacht's crew and stripped off their swimsuits to ensure an all-over tan.
Suddenly, the sound of an engine shook them from their solitude. The singer and her beau had no idea that another boat had been sitting just off shore, a source says. When the driver gunned his motor and pulled away, Carey and Miguel looked at each other and immediately feared the worst. "They thought they were relaxing in private," says the source, "but they were wrong." Pictures of the couple in the nude have yet to turn up anywhere, but I would start looking for them in your friendly supermarket real soon.

The Wrong Man
Valeria Mazza
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Since Blinky left for his break, all of us have missed out on the daily Runway Report. Until his return, we'll just have to take it one day at a time. However....that doesn't mean we don't get to see hot babes on the catwalk! A very special thanks to our newest contributor and his first offering of Valeria Mazza. I believe these images are all being shown for the first time!
WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Today's Page 3 girl Jo from 07-09-99 (1, 2, 3, 4)

Bonus Pics from a recent movie premiere!
Catherine Zeta-Jones

Virginie Ledoyen

Liz Hurley

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Behr Great 'caps, horrible movie...From "Emmanuelle: First Contact". I'm sure Scoop Sr. has mentioned this story before but here it goes again...This is not a new film. It is a re-cut of 1994's "Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy", and it has been sliced and dice to hell! Many characters appear in the credits that have been cut from the movie. Plus, Krista Allen, playing the title character of Emmanuelle, is hardly even in the movie!
Kristen Knittle Also from "Emmanuelle: First Contact"
Sabrina Mesko From 1992's "Secret Games"
Saskia Reeves (1, 2 3) Love scene vidcaps from from "Traps". I saw in the IMDb that she will be TV series adaptation of "Dune". My only response is...Oh the humanity! As if the book and the horrible nonsense of a movie weren't enough to bore the world to death! I mean even people of small Amazon tribes that have never seen a TV, and are amazed by pretty pictures and spirits that live in the magical box fall asleep from boredom trying to watch that abomination! Why make more? Believe me....I love science fiction! But just like any other genre, there is good sci-fi and bad. People all too often allow bad writing to slip by under the guise of "style" or genre, when the fact of the matter is this...some things in life just plain suck!
Thandie Newton (1, 2) #1 is from "Flirting", #2 from "The Leading Man". Both feature a few glimpses of the "Movie Impossible II" co-star. Did I say that out loud? I meant "Mission"!
Rachel Ward From "Double Jeopardy". There is some nudity, here, but it's a little hard to see.
Indira Varma Probably best known by Fun House readers from her role in "Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love" or as I call it "Kama Sutra: A Cure for Insomnia". Here is is in 'caps from "Zehn wahnsinnige Tage".
El Kabong
Cheyenne Silver (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Scans of the 19 year old pornbabe from the Erotic X Film Guide.
Lisa Leslie From the WNBA...L.A. Sparks center in all 6'6" of her swimsuited glory from SI for Women.
Estella Warren Comments by El Kabong:
For those who are tired of the 'arms across the chest' ploy as well as the 'turned away so we can't see nipples' ploy, here's lovely Estella topless from the front with no obstructions from Celebrity Sleuth.

Jr's Comments: Now how can you argue with that!?

Rena Riffel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Great topless 'caps as well as a couple of excellent butt 'caps from "Undercover".
and ...
Claudia-Sofie Jelinek Bathtub 'caps from an episode of "Siska", by Celeblover
Debbie Butler Topless vidcaps from "One on One", by Bobdfish
Heather Locklear Looking great in just a bra from "Spin City", by DeltaCaps
Jeanette Arndt From the German movie "Guppies zum Tee", by Celeblover
Saskia Valencia Vidcaps from the German TV series "HeliCops"
Kylie Minogue More of Kylie from her new video. This time The Honte catches some very nice captures of her bum.
Nicolette Sheridan (1, 2) A double dose of vidcaps from "Raw Nerve" by Hugo.
Martina Hingis More of Martina and her "armour piercing nipples". As one viewer commented.
Ashley Judd (1, 2) Full posterior nudity and a great bathtub sequence from "Eye of the Beholder". Vidcaps by Catcap

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a Thanks to all the contributors who sent in enough today to give ol' Johnny Web a break. It was Elya's birthday today, and I'da been in a heap o' trouble if I worked all day. Of course, it might have been worth it to get out of the movie Elya dragged me to. To explain his column a bit, Stone Cold got confused and thought it was my birthday, not Elya's. But then again, he never lets the facts get in the way of a good rant.

"Levres de sang", from Tuna

Tuna's comments: Levres de Sang (Lips of Blood) is seen by many as Rollin's best film. Some of his ardent fans see it as one of his weaker ones. I think both groups are correct. While it has some of the brilliant imagery we expect from him, much of the film is shot in modern surroundings, a lot of them in-doors. It has a tight plot. A young man sees a poster of a castle, and is reminded of his forgotten youth and a girl he loved . He goes to great pains to find out where the castle is, then sets out to find the girl, who he discovers he has always loved. Naturally, the girl is a vampire, and was locked up by the boys mother.

The film has gratuitous nudity, I know this sounds odd considering the amount of nudity that is always in a Rollin film, but there is a scene near the beginning with a nude model, then the photographer wandering around nude that is only there to add to the naked body count. The Castel Twins are part of the cast, but leave their clothes on for some reason. I included two shots of them because they are striking images. All other images have nudity including full frontal.

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Nathalie Perrey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13) Martine Grimoud (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Annie Brilland (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) Castel Twins (non-nude) (1, 2)


"Titanic", from Tuna

Tuna's comments: I am not one of the people who dislike this film. I think the story within a story was a brilliant plot device to make the large amount of narrative more palatable. Kate was enchanting, and the acting was first rate. The attention to detail was also impressive. The film did drag for me after the collision with the iceberg, but, all in all, I like this film very much.

I like it, too. Maybe not enough to predict the record box office, but it works on many levels, and the production values are impressive. Of course that is as it should be, given the budget. For what they spent on this movie, they could have purchased France.


Kate Winslet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)


New from Crow

Great stuff - a divx format AVI film clip from Road Trip. Hot. Here is the clip Here is the zipped codec for DIVX. This format increases in popularity every day. Because of the compression techniques, it gets quite a long clip into only one meg. You probably want this installed, if you don't already have it.


New from GR

Correction from yesterday. This from the mailbox, from an unimpeachable source: "the topless shots of Amanda Peterson that GR posted are body double Tracy Dali."

Linda Fiorentino in "After Hours" Lorraine Bracco in "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" Malisa Longo in "Mean Machine" Sally Kirkland in "In The Heat of Passion"


New from Stone Cold

Scoop, this the inside stuff from Celebrity Skin and Celebrity Sleuth. I got all the stuff in Skin that was new to me. Looked like some rare shit, but you and your crackas know more about movies than me, and he got just about all movies this issue. I never heard of any of em, but I think the last one I saw was "Shaft". Of course, that the only movie ever plays down the street, except for "Sweet Sweetbacks's Badass Song". I hate scannin vidcaps, cuz they just come out lookin like shit vidcaps, but just use what you want.

I only just made a small dent in Sleuth. He got a mountain of shit, and all girl-on-girl carpet cleaning material so I take it by the day.

Skin start here

Juliette Binoche, "The Lovers on the Bridge". Startin' with Skin, here your girl Binoche. You always say that she only got one look on her face, but looky here, you seein' some real variation. You think Jeremy Irons ain't funny? Jeremy Irons is mothafuckin Richard Prior compared to this sugah. This girl get Ingmar Bergman kinda depressed just thinkin about her. Oksana Babiy in The Sopranos. Rebekah Carlton-Luff in "Leprechaun 4". White women got a virtual monopoly on hyphenated last names. Neva see a sista name of Latifah Farnsworth-Smythe Edie Falco in "Trouble on the Corner". Teri Polo in "Quick". Tara Reid in "Body Shots".

Sleuth start here

Linda Hayden in "The House on Straw Hill". Fiona Richmond in "The House on Straw Hill". Poppy Z Brite. Author of "Courtney Love, The Real Story" Poppy Brite. also my favorite brand of Christmas Tree lights Suzanne Fields. From "Girlfriends" magazine, January, 1971 Suzanne Fields. Suzanne Fields. Fields was in something called Flesh Gordon, which was before my day. I notice all the stuff you ask me to look at happened 50 years before I was born, and most of it on the Lawrence Welk Show. You one serious hip-hop mothafucka, Scoop. Maybe this shit was fresh when you young, but you one toothless old mofo now, peckawood.

This is more your type of humor than mine, but I got to thinkin of the main signs that you gettin too old and unhip for this job.

Stone Cold's Top Ten Signs Uncle Scoopy is getting old.

10. Thinks any mention of Zamfir or Dave Del Dotto good for a big laugh. 9. Richard Farnsworth rejected for lead in Scoopy biopic, because too youthful. 8. Planted trees you can now drive through, and keeps referring to Johnny Appleseed as "Johnny-come-lately Fruit Boy" 7. Hired junior back in order to spend more time panning for gold in local creek, by cracky. 6. Willard Scott's office keeps calling to get his birthday. 5. Earliest childhood memory: sister carried off by pterodactyl 4. Offered help crossing street by Mike Wallace. 3. Thinks Cher is starting to look kinda foxy. 2. Can't figure out why Estes Kefauver jokes keep bombing. 1. Wrote a good review of Shatner in "Free Enterprise"

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