Eurotrip (2004) was produced by the same people that brought us Old School and Road Trip. The premise is simple -- what would happen if four American High School Graduates were turned loose in Europe. Like the two movies mentioned above, Scoopy loved the irreverent, politically incorrect humor, and I was not as amused, probably because I don't relate to the characters. I did find this the funniest of the three, and liked certain scenes very much. The schtick in the Vatican was priceless. The DVD is chock full of special features, including deleted scene, an alternate ending, links to the nude scenes and unrated scenes and commentary.

Lots of women shows breasts, including Molly Schade, Jessica Bohrs, Tereza Brettschweiderova, Kristyna Simova, Edita Deveroux and Petra Tomankova. There are additional topless babes on a nude beach, and in a sex club in Amsterdam. IMDb readers have this at 5.9 of 10, and it earned less than half of its budget at the box office. Critics were not especially kind. The film finds much of its humor in exaggerating stereotypes, but also has some running gags to help with continuity. It is well made, although some of the gags are way too long on screen. IF this is your kind of humor, and you relate to the characters, it will be great fun for you. I will stick to European Vacation. Based on this description, it is a C+.

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  • Deveroux Tomankova
  • Hapi Djus Girls (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Jessica Böhrs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Molly Schade (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Nude Beach (1, 2)
  • Vandersexxx Girls (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    "Dream Lover"

    Dream Lover (1994) is a pretty good thriller, which, unfortunately, stars James Spader, whom I always find too smarmy to watch with any sympathy. On the other hand, it features Mädchen Amick, who is very naked in a long and well lit love scene. It is in the ruthless woman sub-genre, and I don't want to spoil any of the surprises, as those of you who don't mind Spader will find it engrossing.

    IMDb readers have it at 5.5 of 10. Ebert awarded 3 stars, Berardinelli 2 .5. That puts in the watchable film range, and I would agree. Replace Spader and I would have really enjoyed it. This is a C.

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  • Mädchen Amick (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Starship Troopers 2

    The first Starship Trooper film, directed by the often brilliant but highly unpredictable Paul Verhoeven,  had a little bit of everything. It was simultaneously a teen love story, a comedy, a cultural satire, a war movie, and an anti-war movie. While it wasn't an unqualified masterpiece, it was a lot of fun in a lot of ways, and it was involving, because it developed the main characters fairly well and treated them with respect, even when it was wandering off into its various crazy directions.

    The straight-to-video sequel really isn't any fun at all until the last minute or so.

    Unlike the first movie, which ranged freely across earth and the entire universe, this one takes place in what is fundamentally a single set. Instead of looking at the grand scope of the war between man and bug, it is basically just one small chapter in that war, consisting of a single siege which takes place on one remote corner of one remote planet. A bunch of humans are trapped in a deserted fortress, surrounded, with only a protective electrified field separating them from a bazillion bugs. The sun never shines on this particular planet, and the lights don't always work in the fortress, so the most common type of scene in the film consists of humans battling against CGI bugs in near-total darkness. I'm guessing that those battles fill up half of the film's running time, while the other half consists of grungy dark interludes between battles. This movie is so dark that even David Fincher would have been crying for some more light bulbs.

    This time the bugs have a new secret strategy. They have found out how to implant themselves into humans in a way that enables them to control the human host body without being detected, except by the human's designated psychics. The insects hope to do far more than overcome the dozen humans in the fortress. Their master plan is to take over the body of the general, and allow him to escape back to HQ, where he will help to develop bug-friendly policies while planting more bugs into more generals and senators and so forth. The writer might have pulled a rabbit out of this hat if he had employed a little misdirection and had hidden the identities of the infected humans. Unfortunately, once the bug plan was revealed, the script almost immediately let the audience in on each masquerade, which squelched the suspense.

    In is only in the final minute that the film exhibits some of the satirical charm and insight of its predecessor. One of the humans survives thanks to a tough renegade officer named Dax, who kicks bug ass even though he really thinks the military sucks because it blindly uses infantrymen as cannon fodder. Dax, however, despite his distaste for the army, always does what he has to do to defeat bugs, and eventually gives up his own life to beat the bugs' master plan. When the single survivor gets back to HQ and tells her story, the military PR guys decide to turn Dax into a glorious hero.  The P.R. team whitewashes his bad attitude, conveniently expunges some of Dax's more unsavory exploits - like killing his commanding officer - from his record, and uses his story in rah-rah gung-ho recruiting films - exactly the last thing the angry Dax would have wanted.

    The film might have been OK if it had developed more irony like that last bit, or had allowed us to get involved with the characters, but it didn't go down like that. The film is short on brains, short on satire, short on characterization, short on light bulbs, and long on CGI swarms of bugs.

    Pass on this one, even if you love Sci-Fi and even if you liked the first Starship Troopers. I'm in that group with you, and I still thought this one was a waste of time. D+.

    • Kelly Carlson (1, 2, 3)



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    This letter from Mr Skin is self explanatory. I simply don't know the answer - maybe one of you knows and can share with us. Write me here


     I saw the clips you had from Breast Men on Saturday at your site. There has always been something that’s bugged me about the movie and I’ve never been able to get confirmation either way. We know that Emily Proctor, Tiffany Granath, Lisa Falcone, Mary Deno, and Rena Riffel were all naked in it because you can see their face with the body during their nude scenes. But if you look at the credits it can also be assumed that Heidi Swedberg (Susan Ross, George’s ill-fated fiancé) was naked, Gail Matthius (Saturday Night Live alumn) was naked, Leila Kenzle (Fran from Mad About You) was naked, Beth Broderick (Sabrina, The Teenage Witch) was naked, Jolene Lutz (Lisette from Night Court) was naked, Judith Hoag (Loving) was naked, as was Ria Pavia and Jamie Austin. Problem is you don’t see their faces during their nude scenes…because of that I’ve always assumed they used body doubles. Do any of your members know if ANY of these actresses were really nude in the movie…or can confirm they used body doubles…???


    Mr. Skin




    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.


    B. Monkey

    I've pointed out before that this is the movie to see if you're curious about Asia Argento. It's actually a pretty cool movie, with some dramatic cinematography and, of course, plenty of nudity. Review page.

    • Asia Argento ( .avi, .wmv), This one is VERY similar to the one from the other day.
    • Asia Argento ( .avi, .wmv). This one, however,  is a completely different scene.

    The Waterdance

    Tuna and I both recommend this film without hesitation. It is the story of a guy's battle back from an accident which rendered him a paraplegic - as written by a guy who actually lived the experience. Unlike most films which tackle this subject, this one feels real. In fact, it rejects every chance it gets to be phony. The author also directed the film, his one and only feature-length directorial effort.

    Once the darling of Sundance, The Waterdance is now all but forgotten except for a few Helen Hunt aficionados. And wrongfully so. The movie is funny, and touching. And, of course, it represents Helen Hunt's best nudity. Review page.


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    Here is part one of the Ghost's coverage of the Skinemax flick "Allyson Is Watching" (1997).

    • Jennifer Leigh Hammon as 'Allyson'. Some folks may recognize her from the daytime soaps "General Hospital" and "Port Charles". Here she is showing all 3 B's and gettin' it on in several scenes.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25)

    • Jennifer Leigh Hammon .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    • Caroline Ambrose shows breasts and bum in a couple of sex scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    • Caroline Ambrose .wmv

    Danni Ashe
    (1, 2)

    The brains and boobs behind the very popular web site "Danni's Hard Drive" showing off her all natural FF's as well as the other 2 B's in scenes from something called "Cybervampz 2001: A Nude Odyssey".

    Gila von Weitershausen
    (1, 2)

    The long time star of German TV and cinema (97 IMBb film credits plus 13 "Notable TV Guest Appearances" since 1964 and still working!) going topless in scenes from the Louis Malle film, "Le Souffle au coeur" (1971).

    Vanesa Marcil One of the sexy stars of the NBC series "Las Vegas" showing a little leg and cleavage. Good and bad news for fans of the show. The Good: it was picked up for a second season. The Bad: NBC is hiding the reruns on Friday nights during summer.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    (1, 2, 3)

    Showing off a whole lotta leg! Look for her on the big screen June 11th when "Garfield: The Movie" opens. If you're a JLH fan, I suggest you try to catch it opening weekend...since it probably won't stay in theaters much longer than 1 or 2 weeks. After all, it will be up against "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (June 4th) and "The Chronicles of Riddick" (June 11th). Plus, I just saw the trailer, and it looks like even if it were not competing with the two biggest movies of the summer, it would still flop all on it's own.

    Anna Nicole Smith
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Showing off some cleavage and hiking her dress up in front (links 4 and 5) at a fashion show.

    Charlie Spradling
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

    A nice find by the Skin-man (this isn't available on DVD). Here is the busty brunette topless in scenes from the 1990 Sherilyn Fenn movie, "Meridian".

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    We Love Jennifer Aniston's Natural Nose - In an Evian-sponsored survey of beauty editors, makeup artists, photographers and model agencies, Audrey Hepburn was chosen the most naturally beautiful woman ever, the embodiment of healthy living and natural beauty, with a glow of both personality and complexion. But the rest of the top 100 are debatable: Hepburn was followed by Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett and Angelina Jolie, with Grace Kelly trailing at #5. Kate Moss (13), Madonna (19), J-Lo (26), Julia Roberts (28) and other modern celebrities were far ahead of the classic beauties like Ingrid Bergman (65) and Catherine Deneuve (76). And for some reason, Marilyn Monroe is listed twice, at 27 and 36.

  • They let the model agencies do the math.
  • If only Ingrid Bergman had gotten a nose job and breast implants, she could have been the most naturally-beautiful.
  • Well, who better embodies healthy living than Kate Moss?
  • By modern standards, Audrey is the most beautiful because she's the skinniest.
  • Modern stars have that natural healthy glow that comes from periodic skin resurfacing.
  • "Natural beauty" means your plastic surgeon is so good, it looks really natural.
  • Click here for the full list

    From The "Duh" File - A study by the National Bureau of Economic Research found that people who have more sex are happier. The happiest Americans were the 6 percent who report having sex more than four times a week, while the unhappiest were the 22 percent who haven't had sex in the past year. But the more partners one had (some reported over 100 in the past year), the less happy they were. People with high incomes were happier than people with low incomes, but the study found no link between income and the amount of sex someone has. And there was no statistical difference in happiness levels between people having gay or straight sex.

  • Unless they were straight and having gay sex in prison.
  • People who claim to have sex more than four times a week are the happiest...Conclusion: Lying makes you happy.
  • Next, they'll try to prove that the people who eat the most fudge are the fattest.

    Broken Hip - Energizer hired '80s rocker Pat Benatar to promote their hearing aid batteries. Benatar doesn't use a hearing aid, but Energizer thinks it's a perfect way to reach what they see as a huge growth market among Baby Boomers who've spent years listening to too much loud music. In their brochure, Benatar is quoted as saying, "From Aerosmith to the Rolling Stones, our music defines us, but all those years of rockin' are beginning to take a toll." The campaign is called "It's Hip To Hear."

  • Unless you're listening to Pat Benatar records.
  • With these babies, you can crank your hearing aids up to 11!
  • You can also remove the batteries when your kids start playing rap music.
  • They asked Pete Townshend to be their spokesman, but he just said, "WHAT?! HUH?!"