Today's Images |
Vidcaps |
Meryl Streep in
"Silkwood".
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Suzanne Somers in
"Magnum Force"
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Suzanne Somers in
"Magnum Force"
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Suzanne Somers in
"Magnum Force"
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Patricia Arquette in
"Lost Highway". By RJL
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Trudie Styler in
?????
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Greta Scacchi in
"A Man in Love". From DonBun
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A very clear vidcap
of that famous gynecological scene of Lolita
Davidovich in "Intersection"
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Teri Copley in
"Down the Drain". By the Magic Man
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Betsy Russell in
"Out of Control". By DonBun
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Lisa Rains in
?????????.
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Sophie Marceau in
"Dartagnan's Daughter". By Guru
Graphix.
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Sandra Bullock in
"Fire on the Amazon"
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Cynda Williams in
"Mo' Better Blues". By Elliffen.
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Rebecca Gibney in
"Among the Cinders". By The Aussie
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Jennifer Aniston at
some award show which I've forgotten now
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Mariah Carey at the
World Music Awards, from BeerCaps
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more of Mariah Carey
in that same dress at the World Music Awards,
from BeerCaps
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Just some simple,
tasteful shots of Hingis at the French Open. From
the Anonymous Guy
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Leslie Huntly in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO
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Leslie Huntly in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO
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Rena Riffel in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO. What? Satan
needs a knife to get laid? He can't just use some
mystical evil powers or something?
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Rena Riffel in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO
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Rena Riffel in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO
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Debra Lamb in
"Satan's Princess". By RDO. That Satan
really gets around doesn't he. He gets laid more
than Clinton and Tommy Lee. On the other hand,
he's not as evil as they are.
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Deepti Bhatnagar in
"Operation Cobra". By Crow.
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one more of Deepti
Bhatnagar in "Operation Cobra". By
Crow.
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Sunday's Images |
Nuc-a-thon |
Nuc's scans are the
regular Sunday feature. He's the master of the
obscure. Start it off with Liza Greer. She was
one of the then-anonymous starlets interviewed
for the notorious "You'll Never Make Love in
This Town Again". She confessed to very
friendly relations with Vanna White, and a
near-miss threesome with Crystal Bernard and her
boyfriend. I believe she is the only one of the
interviewees to come public.
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Lynda Carter. Wonder
Woman herself did some nude scenes in "Bobby
Jo and the Outlaw". This frame is not seen
often.
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In the encyclopedia, there are five
other frames from the "Bobby Jo" movie,
including a couple frames not found in the
standard VHS release.
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Mandy Leigh. I still
don't know why I run so many pictures of her, but
here she is again, naked and rubbing naughty bits
with fellow scream queen Debbie Dutch
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Mandy Leigh again.
From all the scans Nuc does of this woman, you'd
think she was VIVIAN Leigh.
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Lindsay Freeman. This
is a really blurry vidcap. Lindsay was in a few
obscure roles in obscure movies in the late 70's.
She played Jill in the "Jack and Jill"
segment of "Adult Fairytales" (Linnea
played Sleeping Beauty and Angela Aames played
Little Bo Peep. Professor Irwin Corey, showing
the depth and subtlety that made him an industry
giant, played Dr. Eyes. How did they miss Marty
Feldman for that role? )
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Speaking of Linnea,
here are two gorgeous shots showing off her
superb natural shape.
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One more of Linnea.
She later had implants, but I'll be damned if I
can understand why
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In the encyclopedia, there are plenty
more of Linnea in volume Q.
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Lydie Denier. Unlike
most of the b-girls, she was born in France.
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Another dark, blurry
vidcap. This one is Judy Geeson, who plays the
neighbor, Maggie, in "Mad About You".
In this scene from "Three Into Two Won't
Go", she plays a hitchhiker who shows her
breasts to the guy who picked her up. (Rod
Steiger, of all people. I guess you can't hold
out for Bill Holden to drive by.)
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Koo Stark, the
softcore adult film star who once romanced Prince
Andrew of England. And what a grand queen she
might have been. Sadly, Randy Andy is now
completely out of the line for the crown, since
his brother's sons actually come before him in
line. In the Line of Succession, he is still
ahead of most game show hosts, and about even
with Dweezil Zappa.
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Lana Wood was missing
the charisma of her sister, Natalie, but she was
not missing anything in the hooter department.
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Laura Antonelli in
"La Venexiana".
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Leesa Rowland. This
has special significance for Nuc, coming from
"The Class of Nuc'em High", from the
infamous masters of the no-budget cinema, Troma
Films. My favorite title in the series:
"Class of Nuke 'em High 3: The Good, the Bad
and the Subhumanoid"
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OK, old guys, here's
a memory for you. Lena Nyman in "I Am
Curious, Yellow". This movie was beyond
controversy in its day. It was considered to be
in the deliberate-shock genre, for its explicit
nudity and frank portrayal/discussion of casual
sex. Today it seems like it could be shown the on
friggin' Disney channel.
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Every red-blooded
American male must have lusted after Maren Jensen
in "Battlestar Galactica".
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Andrea True was known
as a performer in adult films. She did also have
a top 10 song hit, the atrocious "More,
More, More (How do you like it?)". She looks
quite sexy in this vidcap, which is from
"S.M.A.S.H", an adult version of the
exploits of the familiar 4077th.
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Famed supermodel Gia
Carangi romping around on the beach without her
clothing.
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In the encyclopedia, there are three
more of Carangi in volume C.
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Debralee Scott. You
old farts may remember her as Rosalee
"Hotsy" Totsy on "Welcome Back,
Kotter", the show that launched John
Travolta
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One more of Debralee
Scott. These two fuzzy vidcaps are a scene from
"Dirty Harry", in which Scott is a
naked corpse.
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Debra Winger showing
a hint of a fraction of a scintilla of an iota of
a nipple.
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Demetra Hampton. She
was the model for the sexy Euro-'toon
"Valentina"
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Diane Arbus. Wife of
Actor Alan Arbus (Sydney on M.A.S.H.), and sister
of poet Howard Nemerov, her career as a photog
took a strange twist late in her career when she
abandoned high fashion and started taking her
camera into brothels and bus station bathrooms.
Then she started "romancing" the people
she photographed. She was found dead in 1971, a
bizarre double suicide ... she O.D'ed on
barbituates, and slit her wrists as well. I guess
she wasn't taking any chances.
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Edwige Fenech. Former
queen of European softcore films, last seen as a
chat show host on Italy's RAI. Nice pose inside a
European palace. (Schoenbrunn?)
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Fili Houteman. She is
the erotic performance artist who gave some
not-quite-private-enough performances for
Princess Stephanie's ex, Daniel Ducruet.
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Margaret Nolan. Was a
Bond girl in Goldfinger and was a fixture in the
"Carry On" gang.
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One more of Margaret
Nolan. She also appeared in one of the most
obscure movies of all time: "Can Hieronymous
Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True
Happiness?". It's a musical comedy with Tony
Newley. I actually paid to see this thing in
1969, and I believe I could still sing at least
one of the songs, although there isn't much call
for it.
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A really blurry
vidcap of Marg Helgenberger. Unless you're a big
fan of hers, skip it.
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Anorexic supermodel
Jeny Howorth.
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one more of Jeny
Howorth, perhaps entering a Twiggy impersonating
contest..
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Aïché Nana. I'm
getting more familiar with the Nuc stable, but I
had to look this one up. She made a bunch of
grade-z Italian movies, and one recognizable one
"La Storia di Piera", which starred
Hannah Schygulla and Marcello Mastroianni
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Corinna Tsopei. She
was the Greek representative who won Miss
Universe in 1964. This scene is one you may
remember. She was the Indian maid who did the
mating dance with Richard Harris in "A Man
Called Horse"
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Mrs. David Bowie
(Iman) before her implants, and well before her
Star Trek days.
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In the encyclopedia, there are some
of Iman post-implants in volume C.
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Before her Newhart
days, Julia Duffy did a single nude scene in
"Night Warning" with that young
Gielgud, Jimmy McNichol.
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Julia Duffy again. I
sure wish one of those professional vidcappers
would do a better job on this scene.
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The sexy Polish
actress, Joanna Pacula, from "The
Kiss".
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In the encyclopedia, there are
several frames of Pacula stark naked in
"Husbands and Lovers" in volume P.
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Julia Parton. I think
this is from "Good Girls Don't"
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Kathy McKee, sister
of Lonette McKee (below). Kathy played Lamont's
girlfriend on "Sanford and Son"
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Lonette McKee, who
played the Lena Horne-like singer in "The
Cotton Club". These sisters have a
nondescript ethnicity, and come from a black
father and a Swedish mother,
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Lalla Ward. Haven't
seen her in ages. She was Romana in Doctor Who in
the early 80's
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Dede Lind, Karla
Conway, Lisa Baker. Three ex-Playpeople who still
make a few extra bucks by getting buck naked,
although their Playmate days were in the 1966-67
era.
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After receiving
several queries, I found that the The Dede,
Karla, Lisa reunion was arranged by Celebrity
Sleuth magazine. If you are a fan of this page,
you should have a subscription. That is no bull,
just a flat-out recommendation. It's
well-researched, amusingly written ... just a
good magazine. This link takes you to his web
page, whre he has info on back issues,
subscriptions, other stuff.
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Kristina VanEyck,
daughter of the familiar character actor Peter
VanEyck (he was almost always the arrogant,
handsome, SS officer). She's now a regular on
German TV in the series "Park Hotel
Stern". This scene is posed, but you can see
her naked in "The Woman With the Red
Hat"
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Here's the dorsal
view of VanEyck.
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Vicki Morgan,
notorious mistress of Alfred Bloomingdale. She
was his mistress from the time she was 18, and he
54. This relationship continued for 12 years,
through Morgan's three marriages. Morgan was
beaten to death was a baseball bat, although many
people believe the deranged murderer was merely a
front for a high-level cover-up by prominent
politicos and businessmen who knew that Vicki
knew too much. (Vicki allegedly had some
interesting tapes from ker kinky, S&M,
multiple-partner years with Bloomingdale. It was
said that there were many recognizable faces in
these little romps, but the tapes have never
surfaced.) Her bio is called "Beautiful Bad
Girl"
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Senta Berger. You
probably know who she is. She has made more than
100 films, starting in 1957. She's still making
films, and is also starring in a German series
called "Mammamia". I don't suppose
she's had a lot of free time. The IMDb lists 9
actresses named Senta, not including Senta
Vawoman.
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Saskia Reeves. She's
well known in the UK, having starred in BBC
series and films. Hasn't had a big commercial
international success yet.
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Raquel Welch.
"100 Rifles" ... and a couple of extra
bullets.
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Raquel Gardner from
"Species 2".
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Superduper model,
Rachel Williams.
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Rachel Roberts. She
died quite young (53), of barbituate overdose in
1980. She had a full resume. Was a starlet in the
50's, was once nominated for an Oscar in her
serious actress phase in the 60's, and was a
popular sitcom star in America in the 1970's. In
there somewhere was a long marriage to Rex
Harrison, which must have done wonders for her
self-esteem.
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Meredith MacRae was
one of the poopsies on "Petticoat
Junction". Her parents were musical comedy
stars Gordon and Shiela
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Martha Plimpton, soon
to be seen in John Waters' new movie
"Pecker". Yeah, I'm clearing out a
space in my calendar for that opening. No edition
that day, kids.
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One more of Marie
Trintignant and Jean-Hugues Anglade in "One
Summer Night in Town". To my knowledge,
Anglade has never been dressed. I wonder if he
knows Sonia Braga?
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Tracey Ross, Diana
Ross' daughter.
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Melora Walters, who
was featured in Scoopy Jr's favorite movie,
"Cabin Boy". This particular scene is
from the equally distinguished film, "Twenty
Bucks" in which (according to humorous film
critic Joe Bob Briggs) she plays a "stripper
turned funeral director". By the way, did
you read that "Cabin Boy 2" is in the
works? Boy, I hope it doesn't come out the same
day as "Pecker"
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Leslie Graves.
Strange up-and-down career. Two careers, two
periods of inactivity, dead before her 30th
birthday. She was in the first 13 episodes of
Sesame Street, had some juvenile roles, then went
approximately a decade without work. She posed
nude to jump-start a comeback, then she made a
couple slasher movies and she got noticed ....
got a starring role on "Capitol" when
she was still only 23 (although a 13 year veteran
at the time). When that fell through in 1984, she
disappeared for another five years. In 1989, Soap
Opera Digest reported simply that she had died
and offered no additional information. Anybody
know anything about it?
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Emma Thompson. One of
the famous paparazzi shots of her sunbathing
somewhere in the Mediterranean.
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Cheryl Song. I don't
know anything about her. She's had a few minor
roles as dancers.
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Annabel Schofield.
Born in Wales, she is a fashion
model-slash-actress. She had a small part in
Dallas a decade ago. Is now trying to progress
out of the hyphen world (made-for-cable,
straight-to-vid). It isn't looking good. Her last
film featured Clint Howard, which scrapes the
bottom of the showbiz barrel, except maybe for
appearing on Jerry Springer. It's not too damning
to be in a movie with Clint, but to be in a movie
where Clint has a real role ..... death. Anybody
seen "Ice Cream Man"? This has to enter
Jr's "worst cast" competition. Clint
Howard, Doug Llewellyn (The People's Court), and
Steve Garvey (Baseball star). Poor Olivia Hussey
also has a role in this, representing something
of a drop-off from Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet
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Saturday's Images |
Paparazzi ...
HURLEY |
HURLEY. Well, we have
received about a zillion of those pictures of Liz
Hurley. There first three represent a sequence.
You'll love them. First, she is just kind of
hanging out, and a photographer shoots a shot
right up her Cave of the Seventh happiness.
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Then, she apparently
hears the shutter click, or becomes aware of the
photog in some way.
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So, she places her
dainty hand over the aforementioned Cavern of
Delights.
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Earlier, she slips
her top over her head.
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She tosses her top to
the side.
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In case you missed
the ones from earlier in the week, here's my
favorite. This girl has been dieting and
exercising.
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Just for reference,
here is Hurley ten years ago in "Aria",
with big boobs, and ..... not much else to work
with. Hard to believe it's the same woman.
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Paparazzi ...
Stephanie |
Here is Princess
Stephanie, pregnant with her third child. In a
bathing suit
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One more of Steph in
advanced pregnancy. No nudity.
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Now, from the past,
here's another three-picture sequence, this time
of the princess. First, she appears to be
refreshing herself
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Next, she appears to
be enjoying the fruits of her labors.
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Finally, she enjoys a
cigarette and her afterglow.
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Paparazzi ... Mel B |
Here are three new
ones of Scary Spice romping in her own topless
paradise with her new stud-muffin
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#2 of Scary Spice
with her new stud-muffin.
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#3 of Scary Spice
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Path to the Naked Encyclopedia, the
motherlode of naked celebs
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Fun House Variety |
I'm not positive, but
this appears to be a legitimate new picture of
Tiffany-Amber Thiessen in a see-through top.
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The abc-video guy has
again come up with a winner. Here's a Starship
Troopers scene that is only in the DVD version,
featuring Richards in a see-through bra.
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Some of the best
vidcaps I've ever seen. Madonna in "Body of
Evidence" #1.
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Madonna in "Body
of Evidence" #1.
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For sheer technical
brilliance, you won't see many better broadcast
vidcaps than these action shots of Anna
Kournikova
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I can't remember if
these are movie 'caps or paparazzi shots of Hanna
Schygulla. It doesn't really matter, I guess. By
the way, why do Jewish people keep singing that
song about her? Karaoke time. Everybody now
"Hanna-na-ra-na-na". Hey, you people in
Minnesota ... I can't hear you. Ok, now, just the
girls sing ....
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Joey Lauren Adams in
a sheer top. Except for the one scene in
"Mallrats", I think this is the first
time we've seen her scrawny body.
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