Sunday

Today's Images
Vidcaps
  • Meryl Streep in "Silkwood".
  • Suzanne Somers in "Magnum Force"
  • Suzanne Somers in "Magnum Force"
  • Suzanne Somers in "Magnum Force"
  • Patricia Arquette in "Lost Highway". By RJL
  • Trudie Styler in ?????
  • Greta Scacchi in "A Man in Love". From DonBun
  • A very clear vidcap of that famous gynecological scene of Lolita Davidovich in "Intersection"
  • Teri Copley in "Down the Drain". By the Magic Man
  • Betsy Russell in "Out of Control". By DonBun
  • Lisa Rains in ?????????.
  • Sophie Marceau in "Dartagnan's Daughter". By Guru Graphix.
  • Sandra Bullock in "Fire on the Amazon"
  • Cynda Williams in "Mo' Better Blues". By Elliffen.
  • Rebecca Gibney in "Among the Cinders". By The Aussie
  • Jennifer Aniston at some award show which I've forgotten now
  • Mariah Carey at the World Music Awards, from BeerCaps
  • more of Mariah Carey in that same dress at the World Music Awards, from BeerCaps
  • Just some simple, tasteful shots of Hingis at the French Open. From the Anonymous Guy
  • Leslie Huntly in "Satan's Princess". By RDO
  • Leslie Huntly in "Satan's Princess". By RDO
  • Rena Riffel in "Satan's Princess". By RDO. What? Satan needs a knife to get laid? He can't just use some mystical evil powers or something?
  • Rena Riffel in "Satan's Princess". By RDO
  • Rena Riffel in "Satan's Princess". By RDO
  • Debra Lamb in "Satan's Princess". By RDO. That Satan really gets around doesn't he. He gets laid more than Clinton and Tommy Lee. On the other hand, he's not as evil as they are.
  • Deepti Bhatnagar in "Operation Cobra". By Crow.
  • one more of Deepti Bhatnagar in "Operation Cobra". By Crow.
  • Sunday's Images
    Nuc-a-thon
  • Nuc's scans are the regular Sunday feature. He's the master of the obscure. Start it off with Liza Greer. She was one of the then-anonymous starlets interviewed for the notorious "You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again". She confessed to very friendly relations with Vanna White, and a near-miss threesome with Crystal Bernard and her boyfriend. I believe she is the only one of the interviewees to come public.
  • Lynda Carter. Wonder Woman herself did some nude scenes in "Bobby Jo and the Outlaw". This frame is not seen often.
  • In the encyclopedia, there are five other frames from the "Bobby Jo" movie, including a couple frames not found in the standard VHS release.
  • Mandy Leigh. I still don't know why I run so many pictures of her, but here she is again, naked and rubbing naughty bits with fellow scream queen Debbie Dutch
  • Mandy Leigh again. From all the scans Nuc does of this woman, you'd think she was VIVIAN Leigh.
  • Lindsay Freeman. This is a really blurry vidcap. Lindsay was in a few obscure roles in obscure movies in the late 70's. She played Jill in the "Jack and Jill" segment of "Adult Fairytales" (Linnea played Sleeping Beauty and Angela Aames played Little Bo Peep. Professor Irwin Corey, showing the depth and subtlety that made him an industry giant, played Dr. Eyes. How did they miss Marty Feldman for that role? )
  • Speaking of Linnea, here are two gorgeous shots showing off her superb natural shape.
  • One more of Linnea. She later had implants, but I'll be damned if I can understand why
  • In the encyclopedia, there are plenty more of Linnea in volume Q.
  • Lydie Denier. Unlike most of the b-girls, she was born in France.
  • Another dark, blurry vidcap. This one is Judy Geeson, who plays the neighbor, Maggie, in "Mad About You". In this scene from "Three Into Two Won't Go", she plays a hitchhiker who shows her breasts to the guy who picked her up. (Rod Steiger, of all people. I guess you can't hold out for Bill Holden to drive by.)
  • Koo Stark, the softcore adult film star who once romanced Prince Andrew of England. And what a grand queen she might have been. Sadly, Randy Andy is now completely out of the line for the crown, since his brother's sons actually come before him in line. In the Line of Succession, he is still ahead of most game show hosts, and about even with Dweezil Zappa.
  • Lana Wood was missing the charisma of her sister, Natalie, but she was not missing anything in the hooter department.
  • Laura Antonelli in "La Venexiana".
  • Leesa Rowland. This has special significance for Nuc, coming from "The Class of Nuc'em High", from the infamous masters of the no-budget cinema, Troma Films. My favorite title in the series: "Class of Nuke 'em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid"
  • OK, old guys, here's a memory for you. Lena Nyman in "I Am Curious, Yellow". This movie was beyond controversy in its day. It was considered to be in the deliberate-shock genre, for its explicit nudity and frank portrayal/discussion of casual sex. Today it seems like it could be shown the on friggin' Disney channel.
  • Every red-blooded American male must have lusted after Maren Jensen in "Battlestar Galactica".
  • Andrea True was known as a performer in adult films. She did also have a top 10 song hit, the atrocious "More, More, More (How do you like it?)". She looks quite sexy in this vidcap, which is from "S.M.A.S.H", an adult version of the exploits of the familiar 4077th.
  • Famed supermodel Gia Carangi romping around on the beach without her clothing.
  • In the encyclopedia, there are three more of Carangi in volume C.
  • Debralee Scott. You old farts may remember her as Rosalee "Hotsy" Totsy on "Welcome Back, Kotter", the show that launched John Travolta
  • One more of Debralee Scott. These two fuzzy vidcaps are a scene from "Dirty Harry", in which Scott is a naked corpse.
  • Debra Winger showing a hint of a fraction of a scintilla of an iota of a nipple.
  • Demetra Hampton. She was the model for the sexy Euro-'toon "Valentina"
  • Diane Arbus. Wife of Actor Alan Arbus (Sydney on M.A.S.H.), and sister of poet Howard Nemerov, her career as a photog took a strange twist late in her career when she abandoned high fashion and started taking her camera into brothels and bus station bathrooms. Then she started "romancing" the people she photographed. She was found dead in 1971, a bizarre double suicide ... she O.D'ed on barbituates, and slit her wrists as well. I guess she wasn't taking any chances.
  • Edwige Fenech. Former queen of European softcore films, last seen as a chat show host on Italy's RAI. Nice pose inside a European palace. (Schoenbrunn?)
  • Fili Houteman. She is the erotic performance artist who gave some not-quite-private-enough performances for Princess Stephanie's ex, Daniel Ducruet.
  • Margaret Nolan. Was a Bond girl in Goldfinger and was a fixture in the "Carry On" gang.
  • One more of Margaret Nolan. She also appeared in one of the most obscure movies of all time: "Can Hieronymous Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?". It's a musical comedy with Tony Newley. I actually paid to see this thing in 1969, and I believe I could still sing at least one of the songs, although there isn't much call for it.
  • A really blurry vidcap of Marg Helgenberger. Unless you're a big fan of hers, skip it.
  • Anorexic supermodel Jeny Howorth.
  • one more of Jeny Howorth, perhaps entering a Twiggy impersonating contest..
  • Ach Nana. I'm getting more familiar with the Nuc stable, but I had to look this one up. She made a bunch of grade-z Italian movies, and one recognizable one "La Storia di Piera", which starred Hannah Schygulla and Marcello Mastroianni
  • Corinna Tsopei. She was the Greek representative who won Miss Universe in 1964. This scene is one you may remember. She was the Indian maid who did the mating dance with Richard Harris in "A Man Called Horse"
  • Mrs. David Bowie (Iman) before her implants, and well before her Star Trek days.
  • In the encyclopedia, there are some of Iman post-implants in volume C.
  • Before her Newhart days, Julia Duffy did a single nude scene in "Night Warning" with that young Gielgud, Jimmy McNichol.
  • Julia Duffy again. I sure wish one of those professional vidcappers would do a better job on this scene.
  • The sexy Polish actress, Joanna Pacula, from "The Kiss".
  • In the encyclopedia, there are several frames of Pacula stark naked in "Husbands and Lovers" in volume P.
  • Julia Parton. I think this is from "Good Girls Don't"
  • Kathy McKee, sister of Lonette McKee (below). Kathy played Lamont's girlfriend on "Sanford and Son"
  • Lonette McKee, who played the Lena Horne-like singer in "The Cotton Club". These sisters have a nondescript ethnicity, and come from a black father and a Swedish mother,
  • Lalla Ward. Haven't seen her in ages. She was Romana in Doctor Who in the early 80's
  • Dede Lind, Karla Conway, Lisa Baker. Three ex-Playpeople who still make a few extra bucks by getting buck naked, although their Playmate days were in the 1966-67 era.
  • After receiving several queries, I found that the The Dede, Karla, Lisa reunion was arranged by Celebrity Sleuth magazine. If you are a fan of this page, you should have a subscription. That is no bull, just a flat-out recommendation. It's well-researched, amusingly written ... just a good magazine. This link takes you to his web page, whre he has info on back issues, subscriptions, other stuff.
  • Kristina VanEyck, daughter of the familiar character actor Peter VanEyck (he was almost always the arrogant, handsome, SS officer). She's now a regular on German TV in the series "Park Hotel Stern". This scene is posed, but you can see her naked in "The Woman With the Red Hat"
  • Here's the dorsal view of VanEyck.
  • Vicki Morgan, notorious mistress of Alfred Bloomingdale. She was his mistress from the time she was 18, and he 54. This relationship continued for 12 years, through Morgan's three marriages. Morgan was beaten to death was a baseball bat, although many people believe the deranged murderer was merely a front for a high-level cover-up by prominent politicos and businessmen who knew that Vicki knew too much. (Vicki allegedly had some interesting tapes from ker kinky, S&M, multiple-partner years with Bloomingdale. It was said that there were many recognizable faces in these little romps, but the tapes have never surfaced.) Her bio is called "Beautiful Bad Girl"
  • Senta Berger. You probably know who she is. She has made more than 100 films, starting in 1957. She's still making films, and is also starring in a German series called "Mammamia". I don't suppose she's had a lot of free time. The IMDb lists 9 actresses named Senta, not including Senta Vawoman.
  • Saskia Reeves. She's well known in the UK, having starred in BBC series and films. Hasn't had a big commercial international success yet.
  • Raquel Welch. "100 Rifles" ... and a couple of extra bullets.
  • Raquel Gardner from "Species 2".
  • Superduper model, Rachel Williams.
  • Rachel Roberts. She died quite young (53), of barbituate overdose in 1980. She had a full resume. Was a starlet in the 50's, was once nominated for an Oscar in her serious actress phase in the 60's, and was a popular sitcom star in America in the 1970's. In there somewhere was a long marriage to Rex Harrison, which must have done wonders for her self-esteem.
  • Meredith MacRae was one of the poopsies on "Petticoat Junction". Her parents were musical comedy stars Gordon and Shiela
  • Martha Plimpton, soon to be seen in John Waters' new movie "Pecker". Yeah, I'm clearing out a space in my calendar for that opening. No edition that day, kids.
  • One more of Marie Trintignant and Jean-Hugues Anglade in "One Summer Night in Town". To my knowledge, Anglade has never been dressed. I wonder if he knows Sonia Braga?
  • Tracey Ross, Diana Ross' daughter.
  • Melora Walters, who was featured in Scoopy Jr's favorite movie, "Cabin Boy". This particular scene is from the equally distinguished film, "Twenty Bucks" in which (according to humorous film critic Joe Bob Briggs) she plays a "stripper turned funeral director". By the way, did you read that "Cabin Boy 2" is in the works? Boy, I hope it doesn't come out the same day as "Pecker"
  • Leslie Graves. Strange up-and-down career. Two careers, two periods of inactivity, dead before her 30th birthday. She was in the first 13 episodes of Sesame Street, had some juvenile roles, then went approximately a decade without work. She posed nude to jump-start a comeback, then she made a couple slasher movies and she got noticed .... got a starring role on "Capitol" when she was still only 23 (although a 13 year veteran at the time). When that fell through in 1984, she disappeared for another five years. In 1989, Soap Opera Digest reported simply that she had died and offered no additional information. Anybody know anything about it?
  • Emma Thompson. One of the famous paparazzi shots of her sunbathing somewhere in the Mediterranean.
  • Cheryl Song. I don't know anything about her. She's had a few minor roles as dancers.
  • Annabel Schofield. Born in Wales, she is a fashion model-slash-actress. She had a small part in Dallas a decade ago. Is now trying to progress out of the hyphen world (made-for-cable, straight-to-vid). It isn't looking good. Her last film featured Clint Howard, which scrapes the bottom of the showbiz barrel, except maybe for appearing on Jerry Springer. It's not too damning to be in a movie with Clint, but to be in a movie where Clint has a real role ..... death. Anybody seen "Ice Cream Man"? This has to enter Jr's "worst cast" competition. Clint Howard, Doug Llewellyn (The People's Court), and Steve Garvey (Baseball star). Poor Olivia Hussey also has a role in this, representing something of a drop-off from Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet
  • Saturday's Images
    Paparazzi ... HURLEY
  • HURLEY. Well, we have received about a zillion of those pictures of Liz Hurley. There first three represent a sequence. You'll love them. First, she is just kind of hanging out, and a photographer shoots a shot right up her Cave of the Seventh happiness.
  • Then, she apparently hears the shutter click, or becomes aware of the photog in some way.
  • So, she places her dainty hand over the aforementioned Cavern of Delights.
  • Earlier, she slips her top over her head.
  • She tosses her top to the side.
  • In case you missed the ones from earlier in the week, here's my favorite. This girl has been dieting and exercising.
  • Just for reference, here is Hurley ten years ago in "Aria", with big boobs, and ..... not much else to work with. Hard to believe it's the same woman.
  • Paparazzi ... Stephanie
  • Here is Princess Stephanie, pregnant with her third child. In a bathing suit
  • One more of Steph in advanced pregnancy. No nudity.
  • Now, from the past, here's another three-picture sequence, this time of the princess. First, she appears to be refreshing herself
  • Next, she appears to be enjoying the fruits of her labors.
  • Finally, she enjoys a cigarette and her afterglow.
  • Paparazzi ... Mel B
  • Here are three new ones of Scary Spice romping in her own topless paradise with her new stud-muffin
  • #2 of Scary Spice with her new stud-muffin.
  • #3 of Scary Spice
  • Path to the Naked Encyclopedia, the motherlode of naked celebs
  • Fun House Variety
  • I'm not positive, but this appears to be a legitimate new picture of Tiffany-Amber Thiessen in a see-through top.
  • The abc-video guy has again come up with a winner. Here's a Starship Troopers scene that is only in the DVD version, featuring Richards in a see-through bra.
  • Some of the best vidcaps I've ever seen. Madonna in "Body of Evidence" #1.
  • Madonna in "Body of Evidence" #1.
  • For sheer technical brilliance, you won't see many better broadcast vidcaps than these action shots of Anna Kournikova
  • I can't remember if these are movie 'caps or paparazzi shots of Hanna Schygulla. It doesn't really matter, I guess. By the way, why do Jewish people keep singing that song about her? Karaoke time. Everybody now "Hanna-na-ra-na-na". Hey, you people in Minnesota ... I can't hear you. Ok, now, just the girls sing ....
  • Joey Lauren Adams in a sheer top. Except for the one scene in "Mallrats", I think this is the first time we've seen her scrawny body.