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            Meryl Streep in
                "Silkwood". 
        
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            Suzanne Somers in
                "Magnum Force" 
        
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            Suzanne Somers in
                "Magnum Force" 
        
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            Suzanne Somers in
                "Magnum Force" 
        
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            Patricia Arquette in
                "Lost Highway". By RJL 
        
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            Trudie Styler in
                ????? 
        
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            Greta Scacchi in
                "A Man in Love". From DonBun 
        
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            A very clear vidcap
                of that famous gynecological scene of Lolita
                Davidovich in "Intersection" 
        
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            Teri Copley in
                "Down the Drain". By the Magic Man 
        
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            Betsy Russell in
                "Out of Control". By DonBun 
        
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            Lisa Rains in
                ?????????. 
        
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            Sophie Marceau in
                "Dartagnan's Daughter". By Guru
                Graphix. 
        
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            Sandra Bullock in
                "Fire on the Amazon" 
        
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            Cynda Williams in
                "Mo' Better Blues". By Elliffen. 
        
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            Rebecca Gibney in
                "Among the Cinders". By The Aussie 
        
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            Jennifer Aniston at
                some award show which I've forgotten now 
        
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            Mariah Carey at the
                World Music Awards, from BeerCaps 
        
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            more of Mariah Carey
                in that same dress at the World Music Awards,
                from BeerCaps 
        
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            Just some simple,
                tasteful shots of Hingis at the French Open. From
                the Anonymous Guy 
        
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            Leslie Huntly in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO 
        
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            Leslie Huntly in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO 
        
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            Rena Riffel in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO. What? Satan
                needs a knife to get laid? He can't just use some
                mystical evil powers or something? 
        
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            Rena Riffel in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO 
        
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            Rena Riffel in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO 
        
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            Debra Lamb in
                "Satan's Princess". By RDO. That Satan
                really gets around doesn't he. He gets laid more
                than Clinton and Tommy Lee. On the other hand,
                he's not as evil as they are. 
        
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            Deepti Bhatnagar in
                "Operation Cobra". By Crow. 
        
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            one more of Deepti
                Bhatnagar in "Operation Cobra". By
                Crow. 
        
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        | Sunday's Images  | 
    
    
        | Nuc-a-thon  | 
    
    
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            Nuc's scans are the
                regular Sunday feature. He's the master of the
                obscure. Start it off with Liza Greer. She was
                one of the then-anonymous starlets interviewed
                for the notorious "You'll Never Make Love in
                This Town Again". She confessed to very
                friendly relations with Vanna White, and a
                near-miss threesome with Crystal Bernard and her
                boyfriend. I believe she is the only one of the
                interviewees to come public. 
        
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            Lynda Carter. Wonder
                Woman herself did some nude scenes in "Bobby
                Jo and the Outlaw". This frame is not seen
                often. 
        
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            In the encyclopedia, there are five
                other frames from the "Bobby Jo" movie,
                including a couple frames not found in the
                standard VHS release. 
        
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            Mandy Leigh. I still
                don't know why I run so many pictures of her, but
                here she is again, naked and rubbing naughty bits
                with fellow scream queen Debbie Dutch 
        
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            Mandy Leigh again.
                From all the scans Nuc does of this woman, you'd
                think she was VIVIAN Leigh. 
        
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            Lindsay Freeman. This
                is a really blurry vidcap. Lindsay was in a few
                obscure roles in obscure movies in the late 70's.
                She played Jill in the "Jack and Jill"
                segment of "Adult Fairytales" (Linnea
                played Sleeping Beauty and Angela Aames played
                Little Bo Peep. Professor Irwin Corey, showing
                the depth and subtlety that made him an industry
                giant, played Dr. Eyes. How did they miss Marty
                Feldman for that role? ) 
        
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            Speaking of Linnea,
                here are two gorgeous shots showing off her
                superb natural shape. 
        
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            One more of Linnea.
                She later had implants, but I'll be damned if I
                can understand why 
        
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            In the encyclopedia, there are plenty
                more of Linnea in volume Q. 
        
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            Lydie Denier. Unlike
                most of the b-girls, she was born in France. 
        
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            Another dark, blurry
                vidcap. This one is Judy Geeson, who plays the
                neighbor, Maggie, in "Mad About You".
                In this scene from "Three Into Two Won't
                Go", she plays a hitchhiker who shows her
                breasts to the guy who picked her up. (Rod
                Steiger, of all people. I guess you can't hold
                out for Bill Holden to drive by.) 
        
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            Koo Stark, the
                softcore adult film star who once romanced Prince
                Andrew of England. And what a grand queen she
                might have been. Sadly, Randy Andy is now
                completely out of the line for the crown, since
                his brother's sons actually come before him in
                line. In the Line of Succession, he is still
                ahead of most game show hosts, and about even
                with Dweezil Zappa. 
        
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            Lana Wood was missing
                the charisma of her sister, Natalie, but she was
                not missing anything in the hooter department. 
        
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            Laura Antonelli in
                "La Venexiana". 
        
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            Leesa Rowland. This
                has special significance for Nuc, coming from
                "The Class of Nuc'em High", from the
                infamous masters of the no-budget cinema, Troma
                Films. My favorite title in the series:
                "Class of Nuke 'em High 3: The Good, the Bad
                and the Subhumanoid" 
        
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            OK, old guys, here's
                a memory for you. Lena Nyman in "I Am
                Curious, Yellow". This movie was beyond
                controversy in its day. It was considered to be
                in the deliberate-shock genre, for its explicit
                nudity and frank portrayal/discussion of casual
                sex. Today it seems like it could be shown the on
                friggin' Disney channel. 
        
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            Every red-blooded
                American male must have lusted after Maren Jensen
                in "Battlestar Galactica". 
        
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            Andrea True was known
                as a performer in adult films. She did also have
                a top 10 song hit, the atrocious "More,
                More, More (How do you like it?)". She looks
                quite sexy in this vidcap, which is from
                "S.M.A.S.H", an adult version of the
                exploits of the familiar 4077th. 
        
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            Famed supermodel Gia
                Carangi romping around on the beach without her
                clothing. 
        
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            In the encyclopedia, there are three
                more of Carangi in volume C. 
        
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            Debralee Scott. You
                old farts may remember her as Rosalee
                "Hotsy" Totsy on "Welcome Back,
                Kotter", the show that launched John
                Travolta 
        
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            One more of Debralee
                Scott. These two fuzzy vidcaps are a scene from
                "Dirty Harry", in which Scott is a
                naked corpse. 
        
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            Debra Winger showing
                a hint of a fraction of a scintilla of an iota of
                a nipple. 
        
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            Demetra Hampton. She
                was the model for the sexy Euro-'toon
                "Valentina" 
        
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            Diane Arbus. Wife of
                Actor Alan Arbus (Sydney on M.A.S.H.), and sister
                of poet Howard Nemerov, her career as a photog
                took a strange twist late in her career when she
                abandoned high fashion and started taking her
                camera into brothels and bus station bathrooms.
                Then she started "romancing" the people
                she photographed. She was found dead in 1971, a
                bizarre double suicide ... she O.D'ed on
                barbituates, and slit her wrists as well. I guess
                she wasn't taking any chances. 
        
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            Edwige Fenech. Former
                queen of European softcore films, last seen as a
                chat show host on Italy's RAI. Nice pose inside a
                European palace. (Schoenbrunn?) 
        
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            Fili Houteman. She is
                the erotic performance artist who gave some
                not-quite-private-enough performances for
                Princess Stephanie's ex, Daniel Ducruet. 
        
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            Margaret Nolan. Was a
                Bond girl in Goldfinger and was a fixture in the
                "Carry On" gang. 
        
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            One more of Margaret
                Nolan. She also appeared in one of the most
                obscure movies of all time: "Can Hieronymous
                Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True
                Happiness?". It's a musical comedy with Tony
                Newley. I actually paid to see this thing in
                1969, and I believe I could still sing at least
                one of the songs, although there isn't much call
                for it. 
        
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            A really blurry
                vidcap of Marg Helgenberger. Unless you're a big
                fan of hers, skip it. 
        
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            Anorexic supermodel
                Jeny Howorth. 
        
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            one more of Jeny
                Howorth, perhaps entering a Twiggy impersonating
                contest.. 
        
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            Aïché Nana. I'm
                getting more familiar with the Nuc stable, but I
                had to look this one up. She made a bunch of
                grade-z Italian movies, and one recognizable one
                "La Storia di Piera", which starred
                Hannah Schygulla and Marcello Mastroianni 
        
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            Corinna Tsopei. She
                was the Greek representative who won Miss
                Universe in 1964. This scene is one you may
                remember. She was the Indian maid who did the
                mating dance with Richard Harris in "A Man
                Called Horse" 
        
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            Mrs. David Bowie
                (Iman) before her implants, and well before her
                Star Trek days. 
        
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            In the encyclopedia, there are some
                of Iman post-implants in volume C. 
        
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            Before her Newhart
                days, Julia Duffy did a single nude scene in
                "Night Warning" with that young
                Gielgud, Jimmy McNichol. 
        
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            Julia Duffy again. I
                sure wish one of those professional vidcappers
                would do a better job on this scene. 
        
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            The sexy Polish
                actress, Joanna Pacula, from "The
                Kiss". 
        
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            In the encyclopedia, there are
                several frames of Pacula stark naked in
                "Husbands and Lovers" in volume P. 
        
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            Julia Parton. I think
                this is from "Good Girls Don't" 
        
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            Kathy McKee, sister
                of Lonette McKee (below). Kathy played Lamont's
                girlfriend on "Sanford and Son" 
        
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            Lonette McKee, who
                played the Lena Horne-like singer in "The
                Cotton Club". These sisters have a
                nondescript ethnicity, and come from a black
                father and a Swedish mother, 
        
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            Lalla Ward. Haven't
                seen her in ages. She was Romana in Doctor Who in
                the early 80's 
        
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            Dede Lind, Karla
                Conway, Lisa Baker. Three ex-Playpeople who still
                make a few extra bucks by getting buck naked,
                although their Playmate days were in the 1966-67
                era.
                
        
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            After receiving
                several queries, I found that the The Dede,
                Karla, Lisa reunion was arranged by Celebrity
                Sleuth magazine. If you are a fan of this page,
                you should have a subscription. That is no bull,
                just a flat-out recommendation. It's
                well-researched, amusingly written ... just a
                good magazine. This link takes you to his web
                page, whre he has info on back issues,
                subscriptions, other stuff. 
        
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            Kristina VanEyck,
                daughter of the familiar character actor Peter
                VanEyck (he was almost always the arrogant,
                handsome, SS officer). She's now a regular on
                German TV in the series "Park Hotel
                Stern". This scene is posed, but you can see
                her naked in "The Woman With the Red
                Hat" 
        
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            Here's the dorsal
                view of VanEyck. 
        
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            Vicki Morgan,
                notorious mistress of Alfred Bloomingdale. She
                was his mistress from the time she was 18, and he
                54. This relationship continued for 12 years,
                through Morgan's three marriages. Morgan was
                beaten to death was a baseball bat, although many
                people believe the deranged murderer was merely a
                front for a high-level cover-up by prominent
                politicos and businessmen who knew that Vicki
                knew too much. (Vicki allegedly had some
                interesting tapes from ker kinky, S&M,
                multiple-partner years with Bloomingdale. It was
                said that there were many recognizable faces in
                these little romps, but the tapes have never
                surfaced.) Her bio is called "Beautiful Bad
                Girl" 
        
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            Senta Berger. You
                probably know who she is. She has made more than
                100 films, starting in 1957. She's still making
                films, and is also starring in a German series
                called "Mammamia". I don't suppose
                she's had a lot of free time. The IMDb lists 9
                actresses named Senta, not including Senta
                Vawoman. 
        
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            Saskia Reeves. She's
                well known in the UK, having starred in BBC
                series and films. Hasn't had a big commercial
                international success yet. 
        
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            Raquel Welch.
                "100 Rifles" ... and a couple of extra
                bullets. 
        
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            Raquel Gardner from
                "Species 2". 
        
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            Superduper model,
                Rachel Williams. 
        
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            Rachel Roberts. She
                died quite young (53), of barbituate overdose in
                1980. She had a full resume. Was a starlet in the
                50's, was once nominated for an Oscar in her
                serious actress phase in the 60's, and was a
                popular sitcom star in America in the 1970's. In
                there somewhere was a long marriage to Rex
                Harrison, which must have done wonders for her
                self-esteem. 
        
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            Meredith MacRae was
                one of the poopsies on "Petticoat
                Junction". Her parents were musical comedy
                stars Gordon and Shiela 
        
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            Martha Plimpton, soon
                to be seen in John Waters' new movie
                "Pecker". Yeah, I'm clearing out a
                space in my calendar for that opening. No edition
                that day, kids. 
        
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            One more of Marie
                Trintignant and Jean-Hugues Anglade in "One
                Summer Night in Town". To my knowledge,
                Anglade has never been dressed. I wonder if he
                knows Sonia Braga? 
        
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            Tracey Ross, Diana
                Ross' daughter. 
        
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            Melora Walters, who
                was featured in Scoopy Jr's favorite movie,
                "Cabin Boy". This particular scene is
                from the equally distinguished film, "Twenty
                Bucks" in which (according to humorous film
                critic Joe Bob Briggs) she plays a "stripper
                turned funeral director". By the way, did
                you read that "Cabin Boy 2" is in the
                works? Boy, I hope it doesn't come out the same
                day as "Pecker" 
        
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            Leslie Graves.
                Strange up-and-down career. Two careers, two
                periods of inactivity, dead before her 30th
                birthday. She was in the first 13 episodes of
                Sesame Street, had some juvenile roles, then went
                approximately a decade without work. She posed
                nude to jump-start a comeback, then she made a
                couple slasher movies and she got noticed ....
                got a starring role on "Capitol" when
                she was still only 23 (although a 13 year veteran
                at the time). When that fell through in 1984, she
                disappeared for another five years. In 1989, Soap
                Opera Digest reported simply that she had died
                and offered no additional information. Anybody
                know anything about it? 
        
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            Emma Thompson. One of
                the famous paparazzi shots of her sunbathing
                somewhere in the Mediterranean. 
        
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            Cheryl Song. I don't
                know anything about her. She's had a few minor
                roles as dancers. 
        
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            Annabel Schofield.
                Born in Wales, she is a fashion
                model-slash-actress. She had a small part in
                Dallas a decade ago. Is now trying to progress
                out of the hyphen world (made-for-cable,
                straight-to-vid). It isn't looking good. Her last
                film featured Clint Howard, which scrapes the
                bottom of the showbiz barrel, except maybe for
                appearing on Jerry Springer. It's not too damning
                to be in a movie with Clint, but to be in a movie
                where Clint has a real role ..... death. Anybody
                seen "Ice Cream Man"? This has to enter
                Jr's "worst cast" competition. Clint
                Howard, Doug Llewellyn (The People's Court), and
                Steve Garvey (Baseball star). Poor Olivia Hussey
                also has a role in this, representing something
                of a drop-off from Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet 
        
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        | Saturday's Images  | 
    
    
        | Paparazzi ...
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            HURLEY. Well, we have
                received about a zillion of those pictures of Liz
                Hurley. There first three represent a sequence.
                You'll love them. First, she is just kind of
                hanging out, and a photographer shoots a shot
                right up her Cave of the Seventh happiness. 
        
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            Then, she apparently
                hears the shutter click, or becomes aware of the
                photog in some way. 
        
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            So, she places her
                dainty hand over the aforementioned Cavern of
                Delights. 
        
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            Earlier, she slips
                her top over her head. 
        
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            She tosses her top to
                the side. 
        
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            In case you missed
                the ones from earlier in the week, here's my
                favorite. This girl has been dieting and
                exercising. 
        
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            Just for reference,
                here is Hurley ten years ago in "Aria",
                with big boobs, and ..... not much else to work
                with. Hard to believe it's the same woman. 
        
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        | Paparazzi ...
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            Here is Princess
                Stephanie, pregnant with her third child. In a
                bathing suit 
        
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            One more of Steph in
                advanced pregnancy. No nudity. 
        
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            Now, from the past,
                here's another three-picture sequence, this time
                of the princess. First, she appears to be
                refreshing herself 
        
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            Next, she appears to
                be enjoying the fruits of her labors. 
        
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            Finally, she enjoys a
                cigarette and her afterglow. 
        
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        | Paparazzi ... Mel B  | 
    
    
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            Here are three new
                ones of Scary Spice romping in her own topless
                paradise with her new stud-muffin 
        
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            #2 of Scary Spice
                with her new stud-muffin. 
        
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            #3 of Scary Spice 
        
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            Path to the Naked Encyclopedia, the
                motherlode of naked celebs 
        
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        | Fun House Variety  | 
    
    
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            I'm not positive, but
                this appears to be a legitimate new picture of
                Tiffany-Amber Thiessen in a see-through top. 
        
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            The abc-video guy has
                again come up with a winner. Here's a Starship
                Troopers scene that is only in the DVD version,
                featuring Richards in a see-through bra. 
        
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            Some of the best
                vidcaps I've ever seen. Madonna in "Body of
                Evidence" #1. 
        
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            Madonna in "Body
                of Evidence" #1. 
        
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            For sheer technical
                brilliance, you won't see many better broadcast
                vidcaps than these action shots of Anna
                Kournikova 
        
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            I can't remember if
                these are movie 'caps or paparazzi shots of Hanna
                Schygulla. It doesn't really matter, I guess. By
                the way, why do Jewish people keep singing that
                song about her? Karaoke time. Everybody now
                "Hanna-na-ra-na-na". Hey, you people in
                Minnesota ... I can't hear you. Ok, now, just the
                girls sing .... 
        
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            Joey Lauren Adams in
                a sheer top. Except for the one scene in
                "Mallrats", I think this is the first
                time we've seen her scrawny body. 
        
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