"Female Chauvinists"

Female Chauvinists (1975) -- Before Something Weird Video discovered sources of original film in good enough condition to remaster top notch DVDs, they sold VHS copies of a huge selection of odd films. Their library includes early exploitation, hygiene films, early porn, off the wall horror, and strange instructional films. They have begun to convert their collection to DVDR. This is one of those films. The quality of the only available master, which is a very used 35 MM work print is not at all good. It is washed out, and full of scratches. However, were it not for them, much of this material would be lost forever. This film comes from that period where soft core was no longer enough. This film already included some hard core action, including Dr. Pepper bottle masturbation with penetration, cunnilingus and fellatio, but they added inserts of male/female penetration lifted from other films to spice it up.

A photographer gets in a battle with some militant women's libers on the street corner, and decides to use his friend Roxanne Brewer to infiltrate their training camp and prove that they are just frustrated dykes. Among the recruits in the training camp are Uschi Digart as a lesbian man-hater who was raped by her father, but wants to get pregnant because having a child is a condition of her father's will. Deborah McGuire, one of the few black women in exploitation, is the one who leads of the gang Dr. Pepper masturbation scene. Candy Samples also appeared, but I was unable to salvage any of her footage. There were also numerous other topless and bottomless women. One of Brewer's male friends decides to infiltrate by pretending to be a deaf mute. The women decide he would be good slave labor, and that he is harmless because he is so simple-minded. It is not long before he is screwing the women, and is eventually made to service them all, one after another.

IMDb does list this, but there aren't enough votes for a rating. This is only for those few who, like me, are fascinated by films of this era. I am not however, alone, as Something Weird is doing very well financially, thank you. This is a C-, due to the condition, but is otherwise a decent example of a crossover exploitation/hard core film.

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  • Debbie McGuire (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Roxanne Brewer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Uschi Digart (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)


    Rabid (1977) is a David Cronenberg horror film staring the Ivory Soap Girl, Marilyn Chambers. After modeling, and appearing in two real films, she became famous for Behind the Green Door, and appeared in two more adult films before returning to legitimate film in this scream queen role. Unfortunately, she was not much of an actress at this point in her career, and was more of a shriek/whine queen here. She and her boyfriend are in a very serious motorcycle accident. He is only slightly injured, but she is trapped under the burning bike, and has severe wounds. Luckily, she is near a designer plastic surgery clinic, and the head surgeon patches her up using radical new grafting techniques.

    When she regains consciousness, the trouble starts. Seems she has gained a special probe in her arm pit, with which she drinks blood. Her victims contract a rabies-like disease, which they spread to others by biting them, and then die. Soon all of Montreal is under martial law, but nobody realizes who the Typhoid Mary is. Soldiers shoot victims on sight, as they will die anyway, and it is the only way to stop them. Probably the highlight of the film occurs in a mall, where a shoulder opens up on an infected person, and blows Santa away in the process. Chambers shows her breasts frequently through the film.

    IMDb readers have this at 5.9 of 10. Spanish audiences liked the story and the special effects, and it won two awards at a Catalonian film festival. It has also been released under the title Rage. According to the new special edition DVD, Rage is the French language version. I was not impressed wit this film. There is insufficient pace to build any excitement, and there is no suspense, as we know immediately what started the epidemic. Couple that with what I found a very weak performance from Chambers, and this is a film for genre addicts. This is a low C-.

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  • Marilyn Chambers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Another one of Nick Roeg's eccentric, boring nudefests, this one starring Oliver Reed and Amanda Donohoe on a deserted island. It has never made it to DVD.

    • Amanda Donohoe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)





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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


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    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.


    Ken Park

    Ken Park is one of Larry Clark's explicit films about teenage lust. In fact, it is his most explicit. In the videos below, you will see oral copulation performed upon men and women, for example. This film also represents Clark's best photography - Oscar nominee (Far From Heaven) Ed Lachman did the cinematography - so it's not only explicit, but properly lit and in focus as well! Review page.



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    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
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    Graphic Response
    'Caps and comments by Graphic Response:

    "Club Dread" (2004)
    A really silly movie for demented teens, but worth a look just to see Jordan Ladd.

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    A few new paparazzi edits.

    'Caps and comments by PAL:

    Just a few caps that almost everyone has done before :-)

    • Mary-Louise Parker in "Grand Canyon"

    • Liv Tyler in her undies in scenes from "Empire Records".

    • Valeria Bruni Tedeschi topless and full frontal in scenes from "Oublie-moi" aka "Forget Me" (1995). (1, 2)

    Crimson Chost
    First up from the Ghost...'caps and vids from the Skinemax series "Hotel Erotica".

    • Candice Michelle shows off her big ol' robo-hooters, goes full frontal, and of course, gets it on. This appears to be her only acting credit.
      (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Candice Michelle .wmvs (1, 2)

    • Tina Leiu aka Tina Wiseman...showing all 3 B's in a couple of sex scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    • Tina Leiu .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    • Tina Leiu and Candice Michelle. In links 1-5 they are rolling around fully nude in the surf. In links 6-7 they share a dude for a 3-way.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Tina Leiu and Candice Michelle .wmvs. Links 7-9 feature the 3-way scene. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Next up, a few more .wmvs. Here is LoriDawn Messuri in scenes from "The Big Hustle" (1999).

    • LoriDawn Messuri, topless only and the scenes are kinda dull. These are probably for her fans only. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Jennifer Beals D'oh! Here's one I missed from yesterday's update from Spaz. Beals in a love scene from "Out of Line".

    Lara Flynn Boyle
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    Lara Flynn Boyle bonus

    A new Vejiita comic featuring "The Practice" star topless in scenes from two movies, "The Road to Wellville" (1994) and "Susan's Plan" (1998). There is also a bonus scan of Boyle posing topless with her hand carefully covering her breast (you can still see a bit of areola).

    Michelle Trachtenberg
    Molly Schade

    New today on DVD! Molly Schade is topless, and former "Buffy" co-star Trachtenberg looks pretty darn good in a bikini top in scenes from "Eurotrip".

    Katie Holmes
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Paparazzi pics of Katie showing some cleavage while out and about in London.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    No, I Don't - The Starz Encore TV network bought the rights to air "Gigli," so they're promoting it as the movie that's so bad, "you know you want to see it." Their unique marketing campaign trumpets the film's awfulness, complete with bad review quotes, like, "A rigli, rigli bad movie" -- San Jose Mercury-News, and "Viewers (read: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards" -- San Francisco Examiner. A spokesman said if they marketed it as a good movie, "our credibility would be shot."

  • If they bought the rights to "Gigli," their credibility is shot anyway.
  • They market bad movies as good all the time, but this time they can't fool anybody.
  • They should air it on Saturday night, and it'll probably be the best thing on TV at the time.

    Isn't It Romantic? - The Swedish Organization for Sex Education is launching a new emergency service to combat pregnancy and STDs: the condom ambulance. Between 4 and 9 p.m., amorous couples who need condoms can have them delivered at a cost lower than a drug store. The ambulance, decorated with a logo of a condom with wings, will rush to the scene with a packet of 10 condoms.

  • With sirens blaring!
  • If you try to use 10 condoms in one night, you might end up in a real ambulance.
  • They deliver so that nine months later, you won't have to!
  • After 9 p.m., you'll just have to go to the emergency room.

    Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't - A researcher from Spain's University of Leon reports that moderate beer consumption provides antioxidants that prevent liver cirrhosis.

  • This is sort of like hearing that pie prevents obesity.

    Meanwhile, researchers in Stuttgart, Germany, claim they found traces of N-Nitrosamine, one of the deadliest carcinogens, in 29 of 32 condoms they tested, and it can be released when the rubber comes in contact with bodily fluids.

  • But what are the chances of THAT happening?
  • This gives a new meaning to the term "condom ambulance."
  • So if you want to be healthy, drink lots of beer and never use condoms.