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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Close Enough to Touch
Close Enough to Touch (2000) is a couples erotica of the "limited plot, long
on nudity" variety. It is about two families who live next to each other in
suburbia. Family one consists of single mother Toby Miller and her ripe daughter
Tracy Ryan. Family two includes workaholic lawyer Bobby Johnston, his alcoholic
cheating wife Monique Parent, their wannabe fashion model, nude model and bad
girl Brandy Montegro and their son Jason Schnuit, who is in law school, but
really wants to be an artist. Sebastien Guy is Jason's friend, and Riley Jordan
is an attorney who has gone to work for Johnston.
What follows are complete spoilers.
Jason Schnuit and Tracy Ryan have been an item, but her mother doesn't
approve, and he is tiring of the relationship. Brandy Montegro is screwing her
current photographer. Monique Parent puts the moves on Sebastien Guy, and Bobby
Johnston does Riley Jordan. In round two, Monique Parent can't get laid, Toby
Miller does Bobby Johnston, Tracy Ryan fantasizes about Brandy Montegro and
Jason Schnuit does Riley Jordan. In round three, Riley Jordan quits the firm and
the screwing around, Bobby Johnston and Monique Parent end up alone together,
Jason Schnuit trades his BMER for a Harley and heads off to play easy rider,
Sebastien Guy brings out the best in Brandy Montegro and they become an item,
and Toby Miller and Tracy Ryan bravely face the future looking for love.
End spoilers.
IMDb readers say 2.9, undoubtedly for the quality of the plot, which never
consists of more than a few lines of dialogue followed by a lengthy sex
scene. On the other hand, we have well photographed nudity and simulated sex
from five identifiable women, thus easily meeting minimum genre requirements.
Therefore, this is a
C- as couples erotica.
It is available only from RLDVDs.com, in a Spanish
version dual region (1 and 4) with an English soundtrack and optional subtitles.
Get info by clicking on the image below.
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Doc
Doc Holliday (Stacy Keach) buys prostitute Katie Elder (Faye Dunaway)
from local bad boy Ike Clanton, and takes her to Tombstone, Arizona. He
meets up with his best friend Wyatt Earp (Harris Yulin). Earp has
political aspirations in the territory, and wants to control the law
while Holliday would control the gambling. Elder and Holliday break up
briefly, but then shack up on the edge of town, much to the chagrin of
Earp's upstanding wife.
A young Clanton hand, known as the Kid, decides to be just like
Holliday, gunfighting and all. Soon, a stage is held up and the Clantons
are accused. Earp makes a deal with Clanton to exchange the reward money
for the Kid, but Holliday bails him out instead. Earp and Holliday begin
drifting apart, both over Elder and law enforcement, but become friends
again in time for the climactic shootout in the infamous corral,
resulting in the deaths of some major characters.
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Notes and collages
Jolie Day 5 - Hell's Kitchen + Mr. and Mrs. Smith
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Passion's Obsession
Part 1
Joanne Choo played a
stripper in Passion's Obsession. The gal with her is
Susan Hale.
And then there is CC
Costigan. One of the guys she sport humps won the Australian version of
Survivor several years ago.
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Researchers at the University of British Columbia discovered that babies as
young as four months old can tell when a person speaking on video switches from
English to French, even with the sound off. Infants would watch a woman's face
as she read "The Little Prince" in English with the volume down. When their
attention began to wane, she would switch to French, and they'd perk up again.
They think it could be that babies recognize that the woman's mouth assumed
different shapes when she switched to French.
* Also, she put on a beret and lit up a little brown
cigarette.
The Peel Hotel in Melbourne, Australia, caters to gay men, has received a
landmark ruling from civil rights officials to refuse entry to heterosexuals and
lesbians. A spokesman said gay men can be targeted by homophobes, gay men who
come to their dance clubs feel like zoo animals on display when straight women
show up with hen parties; and large numbers of straights and even lesbians in
the place change the atmosphere and make gay customers uncomfortable. In this
case, human rights activists okayed the discrimination, saying there are plenty
of other places where straight people can go.
* But if they feel uncomfortable when gay people show up,
tough luck.
* Straight men and lesbians have their own place to hang out: Home Depot.
* Is that really a big problem? Too many straight guys demanding entry to the
gay hotel?
Thursday in Mission, Texas, an illegal Mexican immigrant was arrested on charges
of selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana to elementary school students from his
ice cream truck
* But to be fair, he only did it because it increases
ice cream sales
* This explains why the only flavor he carries is
Cherry Garcia.
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