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  • The Realist: Kathleen Beller
  • Two advantages to this series. First, you get to see really good caps of Kathleen Beller. (C'mon, I know I wasn't the only one with a crush on her) Second, you don't have to watch The Betsy. Poor Olivier. He gave it the old college try, but his lovemaking scenes in the flashbacks were something to see. And he couldn't figure out out to speak with a convincing American accent, so he ending up impersonating the old prospectors in those early Westerns, using words and phrases like "hornswaggled" and "by crackie". I don't want to remember it. I think I'll watch Wuthering Heights again. Anyway, here is Miss Beller with her enormous bosom exposed as she makes nice with Tommy Lee Jones. That Tommy Lee has one big ol' head.
  • One more of Beller and TLJ.
  • Beller removes her robe to skinny dip.
  • A close-up of her naked and wading in knee-high water. Two words, both hubba. What happened to Beller? IMDb shows no trace of her for about a decade. She is 43 now.
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  • ICMS 1999
  • It was reported many years ago in one of the celeb magazines that Charlene Tilton did some brief nudity in a movie called "Center of the Web". There really isn't anything to see. ICMS went through this video, and these are the best frames he could find. It's a lovemaking scene, but there it seems there is a sheet or bra or pad covering her right breast. You can see the top of the breast dowm to the nipple, then the white sheet kicks in. Miss Tilton was a formidable star from the late 1970's until about 1990 by virtue of her starring role as Lucy Ewing on "Dallas". Although she had a decade at the top, and many of us would have killed for even that much, life has not been nearly so kind to her since. Her latest project is something called "Bar Hopping". She is listed far down in the cast, and the stars are Tom Arnold and Chacchi, so I think you can fathom the depths of her career. I saw her just a couple of years ago playing herself (Oh, oh. Danger, Will Robinson. Playing herself moves her into Pia Zadora territory.) in "National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins.". She always had a tendency to be fleshy, but it was more than a tendency in that movie. She's now about 40.
  • Speaking of "Dallas", the rest of this section is dedicated to Beth Toussaint, who played Tracy lawton near the end of the series. She was in one feature film before joining the cast of Dallas, and it was the quirky "Berserker". Here's the IMDb description: "six young adults in the woods run afoul of a berserker, a viking warrior who dons the fur and snout of a bear". Call me crazy, but I'm going to guess the budget was a little bit less than Titanic. Here's the cover of Berserker, and here's Beth's 1986 Pirelli calendar pose.
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Topless scenes.
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Topless close-ups, but no face and chest in the same shot.
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Nude from the side
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Topless.
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Bottomless
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Continuation of the scene above.
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Various
  • Beth Toussaint in Berserker. Various. ICMS said this film was difficult to find, and he finally tracked it down from a company called Black Star Video in Belfast. Unfortunately, it had either been viewed by everyone in Ireland, or was a multi-generation copy, so the quality was pretty weak. I think we won't complain, though, because I've never seen the scenes before in my life. Her latest project is Fortress 2, the upcoming sequel with Christopher Lambert (and Pam Grier!). It is directed by Geoff Murphy of Young Guns 2 and Under Siege 2, so Murphy is quickly slipping into place as the designated Sequel King. Fortness 2 is being filmed in Luxembourg, so it should have plenty of scenes involving banks and cheap petrol stations.(But apparently NOT Desiree Nosbusch, according to the cast roster)
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  • Crow
  • another good find from Crow. Kelly Lynch in "Cold Around the Heart"
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  • Hopesprings
  • Hopesprings is almost in every issue lately, with unusual and rare material. Here is another of those Chloe Sevigny scans. Chloe doesn't look bad in movies, but she sure isn't very photogenic for the still cameras.
  • Several of you wrote in to ask where these Chloe images come from. Hopesprings says they are from the May, 1996 issue of a BritMag called "Dazed and Confused". Here's a mini-scan of the cover.