"Eleven Days Eleven Nights The Sequel"

Eleven Days Eleven Nights The Sequel (1988) is another Joe D'Amato film. The box calls it 11 Days 11 Nights 2. IMDB has a different Joe D'Amato film called Eleven Days Eleven Nights II, and lists this one as Top Model. As it is truly a sequel, I decided to use the name on the title screen of the movie. Jessica Moore is still in New Orleans, and is researching a second book by working as a nude model and hooker. She poses nude several times in a warehouse for a rather pathetic fat man, but the main plot line has her seducing a man away from being a homosexual. The film is pretty much nudity and bad music, with little since to the plot, as they are pretty much unrelated episodes.

Moore again shows everything, and, again, some of the best nudity is in the trailer and not the film. The cutting was especially bad in this one, and the dubbing was as expected. IMDB readers have it at 3.6 of 10. Moore is worth looking at, but that is not enough to carry a film D.

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  • Jessica Moore (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Stripped to Kill (1987):

    When discussing the great female directors, we failed to mention the director of Stripped to Kill, Katt Shea. Ok, I'm kidding, but she did direct Poison Ivy, which is a fairly slick piece of soft-core, and Streets, which has the one and only good look at Christina Applegate's bare breast.

    1. (5.12) - Streets (1990)
    2. (5.09) - Poison Ivy (1992)
    3. (4.59) - Dance of the Damned (1988)
    4. (4.51) - Stripped to Kill (1987)
    5. (4.50) - Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
    6. (3.40) - Stripped to Kill II: Live Girls (1989)


    The topless pics of Kay Lenz are in yesterday's edition, and in her new Encyclopedia volume. Here are the strippers from Stripped to Kill:



    • New volumes: Kay Lenz, Maryam D'Abo, Olivia D'Abo, Embeth Davidtz, Laura Dern, Kristin Davis
    • Updated volumes: Kim Basinger, Michelle Bauer, Emmanuelle Beart, Priscilla Barnes, Drew Barrymore, Monica Bellucci, Lisa Boyle, Jane Birkin, Penelope Cruz, Uschi Digard, Lauren Hays, Sylvia Kristel, Arielle Dombasle


    Other crap:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Hitler: The Rise of Evil
    Historical minseries which aired on CBS last week. The only nudity is provided by an uncredited Czech actress near the beginning playing a nude model at an art school.

    Enterprise: episode Bounty
    In this episode Dr. Phlux had to spend the entire episode in the decontamination room with T'Pol in Vulcan heat. There was also some sort of subplot of Captain Archer being kidnapped and turned over to the Klingons.

    Behind the Camera: Three's Company the Unauthorized Story
    The working title was something of the sort "Three's Company Revisited: Suzanne Somers Was Such A Greedy Bitch". The movie is a behind-the-scenes of the television series "Three's Company" which introduced "jiggle" to primetime by having Suzanne Somers jumping around in a tight t-shirt.

    School's Out (1991)
    The last of the Degrassi television series (at least for a decade). The only nudity was by Pat "Joey Jeremiah" Mastroianni. But still there are some good makeout and pool scenes.

    "First Degree" (1995)
    Dreadful crime-mystery only made watchable by 24's Leslie Hope. The only nudity was done by a bunch of uncredited actresses playing hookers.

    "The Outer Limits"
    Again no nudity because it's the tamer syndicated episodes. But still more skin and action than other primetime series.

    MISC Bonus Nudity:

    • Chapelle Jaffe: topless in "The Amateur" (1981).
    • Dora Kaskanis: clothed crotch shots in the aussie lezzie film "Only the Brave" (1994).
    • Roberta Angelica: topless in an episode of "Odyssey 5" plus a thermal image of her boobs.

    Patsy Kensit The UK actress topless in scenes from "Twenty-One" (1991).

    Anaïs Jeanneret Topless and packin' heat in scenes from the French movie "Baby Blues" (1988).

    Iva Krajnc

    Tanja Potocnik

    Pia Zemljic

    Three Slovenian actresses going topless in scenes from "Varuh meje" aka "Guardian of the Frontier" (2001).

    Béatrice Dalle
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Breasts, bum and bush views and even giving a little oral (link #2) in scenes from "37°2 le matin" (1986).

    Francesca Rettondini
    (1, 2)

    The Italian beauty topless and baring her bum in scenes from "Ghost Ship" (2002).

    Halle Berry
    (1, 2)

    Halle in a bikini from the latest Bond flick, "Die Another Day".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    That Must Be Some Swanky Cave! - U.S. News & World Report claims that Osama bin Laden is broke, and his terrorist operatives are strapped for cash. According to a trove of documents turned up by US intelligence, al-Qaeda is now funded by businesses, charities, mosques and fundraisers, mostly Saudi. Osama did inherit $300 million from his family's construction firm, but he squandered it all years ago.

  • On lice treatments for his beard.
  • He insisted on buying only Gucci suicide belts.
  • Everyone thought he was rich, but he squandered it all on secret pursuits that made him unable to show his face in public... He's the Michael Jackson of terrorists.

    Blowing Two Hours Of Your Life - Critics branded this year's Cannes Film Festival entries as the worst batch of films they'd seen in almost 40 years. The one that got the lousiest reviews was American maverick director Vincent Gallo's shocking "The Brown Bunny," which featured a graphic oral sex scene between him and Chloe Sevigny. The response was so negative, Gallo publicly apologized to the audience and his financiers, admitting, "It is a disaster of a film, and a waste of time."

  • You might say it blew.
  • But at least he had a GREAT time making it.
  • Come on, it did have a memorable climax.
  • But it was better than the other films, which were mostly just masturbation.