TV Round-Up

Billie Piper's character bared her butt on Penny Dreadful last night (s1e3), but her face was never visible, so ...


There was some modest nudity on Salem last night (s1e4):

Maybe a bit of nipple from Janet Montgomery in a sex scene ...

... and a bare butt from Elise Eberle

Here's the clip of both scenes.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


"Big Love"



Amanda Seyfried


Russia Hardy in Femme Fatales (s1e2):

Here I admit to some confusion. Some folks (Mr Skin is one) says this gal is Ariauna Albright but others, including the source of the clip I used to grab the frames in these collages, says it is Russia Hardy. Ms. Hardy has supplied pictures of herself on IMDb and yup it sure does look like her but she is not credited in this show and Ms. Albright is. So we have us a mystery of sorts. Some help, anyone?

Scoop's notes:

I can't tell you why the mystery exists, but you definitely have the ID right, for four reasons

1. Russia's own agent says she was in Femme Fatales

2. Her resume says she was on Femme Fatales. That one is weird because the IMDb Pro summary, which is just above the resume, does not list it, but her self-submitted resume does! All part of the same mystery.

3. Most compellingly, see the picture below! To the left is an image from Femme Fatales. To the right is an image from Russia's Facebook page. That's obviously the same women.

4. The youn redhead in that clip looks nothing like Ariauna, who is a middle-aged blonde. Compare that to Russia's Facebook page.

I suppose Ariauna may have been in that episode somewhere, but not as the character you have captured. In fact, I doubt she is in it at all. I did watch that episode online, and I didn't see anyone who could be Ariauna.


Here's Russia again, in a softcore porn called Emmanuelle Through Time: Sexy Twilight.


Check out Russia's special talents on her resume:

"Fire Performer (fire sword, single and double fire staff, fire fans, and poi), Aerialist (tissu/silk) Sufi Dervish Spinning, Belly Dance (Egyptian Raks Sharki), Dancing/ Balancing with Swords (up to 4 swords balanced at once), Candelabra dance (Zefffa), Classical Persian, Azerbaijani, Georgian, Dances of Uzbekistan, Dances of Tajikistan, Russian Gypsy Dance (Romani), Ballet, Tango. Misc Classical and gypsy guitarist, Tambourine Player, Cartwheels in Rollerblades."

Fire-juggling, sword-balancing, Uzbek dancing, softcore porn and cartwheels in rollerblades? I think I've found the next Mrs. Scoopy! 

(If Ed Sullivan is running his show up there in heaven, he must be just waiting for Russia to die.)


Russia's Facebook cover photo used to be a nude!


I'm so glad you brought Russia to my attention. What a fascinating woman.


TV/Film Clips

Maria Popistasu in Die Zweite Frau (2008)

Marta Yaneva in The Abandoned (2006) in 1080p

Emmanuelle Seigner in Frantic (1987) in 1080p

Lynn Hancock and Nadine Reimers in Evilspeak (1981) in 720p




Dora Madison Burge. You remember her from a recurring role on the final season of Dexter.