Welcome to New York

(2014, 1080p)

Abel Ferrara's Welcome to New York, a fictionalized version of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn scandal is the talk of Cannes right now, even though it was not even entered in the 2014 Cannes Film Festival. Ferrara and his backers, after having their film rejected by the festival, simply rented a theater in town and showed their film at the same timer that the festival was running.

For all of its transgressive intentions, it is ultimately a movie that moves slower than tectonic shifting, with no concept of how long a scene should be, or how much camera movement is necessary to hold the attention of a modern audience. Worst of all, it doesn't seem to have a point, other than that Strauss-Kahn (played by Gerard Derpardieu, using the fictional name Devereaux) was a guilty monster who walked away because he was rich and his wife (played by Jacqueline Bisset) was even richer. When you get right down to it, that point is hardly worth a movie, especially given that we don't even know for sure whether it is true. (He actually ended up walking away from the criminal charges because of massive inconsistencies in the testimony of the victim, and alarming patterns of behavior in that woman's past  life, including but not limited to a fabricated rape story. The DA was the one who dropped his own case.)

Having said all those negative things, I should add that there is some epic nudity, including about three minutes of Gerard Depardieu's elderly, obese body completely naked from all angles. We'll take a pass on that, although seeing Depardieu is unavoidable in general, since he also appeared in every one of the women's nude scenes chronicled below, although he stayed discreetly covered. (But not discreetly enough, in my opinion.)

Lucy Campbell is naked as a prostitute in Devereaux's hotel room

After she leaves, ol' Gerard orders two more hookers, played by Raquel Nave and Natasha Romanova

Shanyn Leigh exposes one breast and the top half of her butt in a foiled rape scene.

Gerard/Devereaux has sex with exactly one women who is neither paid nor raped: Emmanuelle Vill. She has a beautiful body.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Yvonne Strahovski


Friends was a comedy show that went for 11 years, from 1994 to 2004, so it must have something going for it. It must be still popular given that it is still on high rotation on pay TV, at least here in Australia. There’s no nudity but the women do look good, especially Jennifer Aniston. Today we're starting the second series, which was made in 1995 and 1996.

Episode 1 The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 2 The One with the Breast Milk (1995)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lauren Tom

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 3 The One Where Heckles Dies (1995)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 4 The One with Phoebe's Husband (1995)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lauren Tom

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 5 The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant (1995)

Brittney Powell

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 6 The One with the Baby on the Bus (1995)

Catherine Bell - Jennifer Sommerfield

Chrissie Hynde

Jennifer Aniston

Lea Thompson

Episode 7 The One Where Ross Finds Out (1995)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 8 The One with the List (1995)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 9 The One with Phoebe's Dad (1995)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 11 The One with the Lesbian Wedding (1996)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Jessica Hecht

Episode 12 The One After the Superbowl/ Part 1 (1996)

Brooke Shields

Jennifer Aniston

Not Identified

Sheer Audacity!


Collection of sex comedy shorts from the United States. The first three comediennes featured here showing skin also have acting credits in other Skinemax productions.

Jami Bassman: topless, bare butt, possibly flashing pooter.

Hollie Hummel: demonstrating how to use a condom, then dildo. Then flashing bush as cheerleader doing cartwheel with no panties. Then nude as clown, tee hee hee... clowns are funny.

Marvy Mayor: bare butt.

Cynthia Abeln: very nice cleavage.

Mary Longauer: side boob and crotch shot sunbathing topless.

Amber McCandless: buns as negligée rides up

Lisa-Marie Freeman: very nice cleavage.

Jennifer Capri: possibly flashing pooter.

Brooke Williamson: sexy making out while getting her boobs felt up.


This Tuna collage is from one of Marvy Mayor's earlier works. She is now known as N. Kathryn Howard and wrote a book called "The Stripper Diaries".

Le règne de la beauté

(2014; AKA "An Eye for Beauty" - le rougeband trailer)

Quebec movie that had a limited release recently. The hottest redband trailer since Nymphomaniac Vol. 1, 2 and 4.

Melanie Merkosky: topless in her first nude role.

Melanie Thierry: topless, making out with Genevieve Boivin-Roussy.

unknown: shower nude.

Les Fleurs


2 minute short film from the UK where a model's hairless pooter quickly turns into a Chia Pet.

Kristy McQuade: Canadian ex-pat model shows gyno-cam then disco bush.


Kristy McQuade: nude modeling pics.

Les Beaux Dimanches


An oldie but a goodie.

Louise Portal: topless.

The Only Thing You Know


Another oldie but a goodie.

Ann Knox: topless.

Hooked on Speedman


Rachel Wilson: nice cleavage.

Gwendolyn Lewis: sexy.



Kathryn Isabelle: bra and panties.

Orphan Black


Tatiana Maslany: sexy in a very revealing negligée.

Some Quebec shorts...


(2010 - le short)

Christine Beaulieu: topless.


(2008 - le short)

Cynthia Wu-Maheux: full frontal.


(2007 - le vidéo short)

Catherine de Lean: topless with pasties.

Marjorie Langevin: topless with pasties.


(2014; trailer)

Another movie to hit Canadian theatres soon and already has a sequel planned.
Sarah Lind: fully clothed sex.

Cheryl Mazil: sexy as "trashy girl" in promo photo.


Sara Lind: sexy in the trailer from the short Doll Parts (I) (2011)

Amy Matysio (also of WolfCop): pregnant in Stranded (V) (2013)

Amy Matysio: getting boobs felt up in an unknown production from her demo reel.

Amy Matysio: sexy in poster for the play Venus in Furs.

One Hot Rotting, Zombie Love Song

(2003 short)

Stephanie Breton: pokies in nightgown.

Last but not least...

Talia Russo: another nudie pic of her from Naked News stint as "guest anchor Mila"

TV/Film Clips

Floriane Muller in Jamais Le Premier Soir (2014) in 720p

Lucy Filson, Nicole LaLiberte and Ashlynn Yennie in Fractured (2013) in 720p




Charlotte Devaney and Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008) in 1080p



Samantha Mathis in Pump Up the Volume (1990) in 720p. Wow. Happy Harry Hard-On is coming on his 25th anniversary.

Arielle Dombasle in The Boss' Wife (1986) in 720p

Isabelle Adjani in Possession (1981) in 1080hd

Jacqueline Bisset in Secrets (1971). Poor to mediocre quality.