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"Blame it on Rio" (1984)

Blame it on Rio (1984) was released this week on DVD. Everyone has capped the VHS version, which has tons of breast exposure and some full frontal from Michelle Johnson, who received a Razzie for worst newcomer for her role. The film also stars a very young Demi Moore, who is also topless, but seemed to have her hair taped to her nipples. I am happy to report that, with the DVD version, there are several clear frames of 22 year old Demi's nipples, way before the breast enhancement. The DVD transfer is superb, but devoid of special features.

IMDB readers have the film at 5.0/10, which is low even for a comedy. Maltin says 2 1/2 stars and blames the plot, not Rio or the stars. Michael Caine, as the man who has an affair with his best friends daughter, is excellent in the part, and Joseph Bologna as the best friend (and secret lover of Caine's wife) is also very good. The scenery is fantastic. This is a teensploitation/comedy, and a pretty good one. I award a C+.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Scoop,  I was wondering if you could get any bootleg pics of Christina Ricci's movie "Prozac Nation." She's supposed to be topless a few times.

    No luck from my usual sources of unofficial copies. If anybody out there has access to this film, we're all waiting to see how much of Ricci's goods are showing, and how good they are, so share! The film was completed nearly a year ago, but is still seeking a North American distributor. It was directed by that Norwegian guy who directed "Insomnia". There should be screener copies of "Nation" out there if they are seeking a distributor, but I haven't gotten wind of any.

    I don't think the nude scene will really be "out there". Ricci told Mr Showbiz that her nudity in Prozac Nation was "frightening", even though it was shot on a closed set. She insisted that her friend, Michelle Williams (also in the film), had to come to the set that day, even though Williams was supposed to have the day off. Michelle's job was to make sure that the set-ups weren't showing more than agreed. So it ain't gonna be Basic Instinct, boys, but I'm sure we'll all be happy to see what we can see of the ripe, rich cantaloupes.


    stranger than fiction:

    Speaking of Ricci, her former director (Buffalo 66), Vincent Gallo, claims he is working on a musical about Charles Manson. (Springtime for Charlie?). Gallo is known for his acerbic humor, so he's probably kidding. 



    This odd little film, Butterfly Legend (aka The Stranger), really bites the big one, but it does feature a topless scene from former child star Roxana Zal, who now looks like a cross between Minnie Driver and Fairuza Balk.

    Zal in Butterfly (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Reference: Uco's caps of Zal in another film, Red Line

    Instead of scanning this week I spent some time editing vidcaps. Here they are, most of them from big bad Tuna.

  • Amy Sloan in XChange, where the XMen go to become XWomen.

  • Brenda Bakke in Last Resort, attempting to get Charles Grodin interested in her tatas. This is an extraordinarily frustrating scene; Brenda looks right nice and you get the sense she has a bodacious set but the lighting, the camera angle, the distance between it and her, and the movement leave you, the unhappy viewer, without much to see.

  • From the fifth line down on the Snellen eye chart, we bring you Joanna Trzpiecinska. Don't know the name of the movie or even who did the original caps, but I liked them a lot.

  • Julia Roberts in the movie that straightens out all misconceptions and pronounces prostitution just another career choice, Pretty Woman.

  • Julie Montgomery in Revenge of the Nerds. Julie figured if she was going to get nekkid only once for the camera it might as well be a first-rate shower scene.

  • Keeley Hawes givin' up all the goods in Complicity

  • Lada Boder, revealing a wonderful set of carbo-hooters (those would be natural ones, you see. As in made of carbon, rather than silicone? Get it?) in Countermeasures.

  • And finally Laila Rasmussen in some foreign film that not even Mrs. Brainscan could talk me into seeing.

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    Comments also by Oz:


    Annie Potts is not known for revealing much and this is no different. I'm not sure whether the pokies are real or are a result of what she is wearing. The movie is described as a sequel to "The Last Picture Show", I prefer the original, at least there's more to see.

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    "Surface to Air"

    This is another one of those American hero saves the world (or near enough) movies and Teri Thompson bares her breasts. Unfortunately, the scene is a little dark.

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    "Soft Fruit"

    Soft Fruit is an Australian movie about three sisters and their brother during a visit to their dying mother. The movie is nothing to write home about but Sacha Horler does get all her gear off. The interesting part about it is her weight. She's certainly no pretzel and must be at least a size 16!

  • Sacha Horler (1, 2)

    "The Shooter"

    The Shooter (a 1997 production) is a memorial to Hoke Howell. After watching the film I can only conclude he must have watched the rushes whilst it was being made and this killed him. This film is an absolute shocker, from the writing to the acting. It reminds me of a Clint Eastwood western made up of the out-takes. However, Libby George does go topless and Valerie Wildman almost does.

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    "The Chameleon"

    Bobbie Phillips stars in this made for TV movie. No visible nudity, just some sensational cleavage.

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    "Don't do it"

    No nudity in this movie just some very nice caps as Heather Graham starts a striptease by flash light, and Sarah Trigger shows a lot of herself.

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  • Sarah Trigger (1, 2)

    "Soldier's Sweetheart"

    Georgina Cates stars in Soldier's Sweetheart as the girl friend smuggled into an American army camp in Vietnam. I don't think anything is visible, but it's close.

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    No visible nudity in the last three, just some nice caps as I clean up my hard disk...

  • Vivian Wu in "A Bright Shining Lie"
  • Martha Irving in "The Hanging Garden"
  • Illena Douglas in "The Big Twist"

  • Mr. T
    Comments by Mr. T:

    About the Jennifer Jason Leigh scans posted yesterday...This isn't the first time I've seen the shower scene from SWF cropped at the bottom. Are the cropped scans coming from DVD? Widescreen?

    Here is an older vidcap, which I assume came from VHS. It includes the lower frontal nudity that is missing from the newer 'caps.

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    I just had to include something new. Here's everybody's favorite Fox NFL Sunday weather girl, Gillian Barberie, from the June FHM. She's not nude, unfortunately. In fact she's probably wearing about as much as she does on TV, but a babe is a babe.

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    A movie comment:

    I agree with Uncle Scoopy about the film "Pitch Black". SF nuts will probably love it, everyone else will probably hate it. The same could also be said about writer/director David Twohy's other SF flicks: "The Arrival" (not the dreadful sequel) and "Disaster in Time". "The Arrival" is one of my favorites, but a lot of people just don't get it. Personally, I look forward to whatever Twohy does next.

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    Maria Conchita Alonso Topless scenes from the movie "Caught" (1996).

    Naughty Music Video
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    For all the pimp daddies in the house that are keepin' it real... Here are 'caps from the video for the song "Lap Dance", by the hip hop group N.E.R.D. Naturally, since there are plenty of nekkid boobs bouncing around, you wont see this on American MTV.

    Robin Wright
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    Brief exposure from two movies.

  • Link #1 has Robin playing guitar in the nude from "Forrest Gump" (1994). There is some partial rear nudity, but it looks like she's wearing flesh colored undies. A 2-disc DVD release is set for late August, perhaps we'll see more goodies then.
  • Link #2 shows Robin topless in a very dark scene from "State of Grace" (1990).

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    Jennifer Connelly An excellent collage from "Requiem for a Dream" (2000). This one is a tad on the large size (450k and 1760x1320), but is worth the download if you're a Connelly fan.

    Aliya Campbell Fully nude in a sex scene, also from "Requiem".

    Elizabeth Morehead Breast exposure in a couple of love scenes from the movie "Sand Trap" (1998).

    More fantastic non-nude scans of supermodels.

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  • Aurelie Claudel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

  • Guinevere Van Seenus (1, 2, 3, 4)
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    Abi Tucker The Aussie actress going topless in scenes from "Angst" (2000).

    Amanda Peet A fantastic collage of one of the best nude scenes of 2000. Here's Amanda in "The Whole Nine Yards".

    Cynthia Gibb A not often 'capped bit of nudity from the movie "Youngblood" (1986). Cynthia bares her breasts and her bum in a love scene.

    Celeb News
    News from the IMDb....

    Angelina Jolie Dolls Are Anatomically Correct

    Tomb Raider babe Angelina Jolie made sure her breasts were perfect when they were immortalized for a selection of Lara Croft action figures. Jolie in a number of different get-ups and the dolls feature the full range of outfits - a Combat Pack complete with training robot, combat gear, Siberian gear, motorcycle gear and in her classic Tomb Raiding outfit. There are seven dolls in total, which come equipped with four different sub machine guns, a shotgun, grenade launcher, rocket launcher and her trademark twin silver pistols. Gavin Waxkirsh, spokesman for toymakers Vivid, says, "Angelina was very involved with the dolls and wanted to make sure everything was just right. I mean, everything is correct in every detail. There's going to be more than a few adults buying the dolls and I can reassure them that they won't be disappointed. Angelina insisted they were right first time - she was there for ages saying, 'bigger, bigger, no smaller!'"

    Ryder Says Aniston Is A Good Kisser

    Winona Ryder is disappointed with the on-screen presentation of her lesbian kiss with Jennifer Aniston earlier this month. The 29-year-old Ryder thoroughly enjoyed her same-sex clinch with Aniston on the TV show Friends, but is upset that viewers missed out on all of the real passion that took place. She explains, "When I saw the episode, all you see is hair and you don't see lips. I was kind of bummed out because we got a couple of chances to do some pretty nice kisses. She's a very good kisser."

    Topless Model Runs for British Parliament UK model Katie Price (aka Jordan) is taking her new, and larger boobs on the campaign trail!

    Here's the full story.

    The Funnies
    News/Joke of the day from Pat Reeder of The Comedy Wire


    Pixis Interactive has already created some new software for Microsoft's upcoming Xbox video game system. It's a "virtual porn star" named Bunny Luv who simulates sex with the user. They say it allows "full interactivity" with a view of the virtual actress from any angle or position. A Pixis spokesman called the Xbox the "SEXbox," and said they've transformed the most powerful video game machine "into the most powerful sex machine." He also said Microsoft was not pleased.

  • Microsoft was planning their own virtual porn star...She's Windows-based, so she goes down every 10 minutes.

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