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                "Sleepy Hollow", from Tuna 
                Tuna's comments: Sleepy
                Hollow (1999) won an Oscar for Art Direction-Set
                Decoration. It is possibly the best decision the
                Academy has ever made. More about the imagery
                later. This film is loosely based on Washington
                Irving's classic tale of the Headless Horseman,
                but takes many liberties with the story. Johnny
                Depp stars as Ichabod Crane, who is a New York
                constable who has fallen out of favor with his
                superiors for advocating scientific crime
                investigation as opposed to simply throwing
                accused people into a dungeon. He is sent to
                remote Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of
                murders -- mostly to get him out of their hair.
                While the original script is mostly a horror
                story, director Tim Burton has turned it into a
                combination of a murder mystery and a love story,
                with a little horror for good measure. Christina
                Ricci plays Katrina Van Tassel, Depp's love
                interest. 
                The plot has been
                criticized as a little hard to follow, and I
                agree. For the rest of the bad news, there is no
                real exposure, although Ricci shows a little
                cleavage. This film contains possibly the best
                imagery I have yet seen. In addition to its
                Oscar, it was nominated for Best Costume and Best
                Cinemaphotography. The makeup and special effects
                were also outstanding. After capping 56 images
                with no nudity, I would normally curse three
                times and put them in the recycle bin. In this
                case, the images are so memorable that I had to
                do something with them. I made ten composite
                images with Ricci on the bottom, and my 10
                favorite non-Ricci frames on the top, then
                created 10 large thumbnail images showing all 56
                frames. Perhaps I am less of a lecherous old man
                than I thought, but I like this project a lot
                despite the lack of nudity. The DVD (as you can
                see from my images) is a very good transfer, and
                the Special features are worth seeing. 
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                "Don't
                Torture a Duckling", from Tuna 
                Tuna's comments: Don't Torture a Duckling (Non
                si sevizia un paperino) was made in 1972, and was
                horror legend Lucio Fulci's second film. Once you
                have seen it, you will understand why it was not
                a boxoffice smash in a country as overwhelmingly
                and devoutly Roman Catholic as Italy was in 1972.
                It is actually a murder mystery. Someone is
                murdering 12 year old boys. It is quite a
                well-made film, with great photography and a
                colorful setting. There is one very graphic scene
                of a woman being beaten to death with chains, but
                it is otherwise mostly gore free. It would be
                hard to give more of the plot without writing a
                spoiler, and that is a nasty thing to do with a
                whodunnit. If you can live with poor English
                dubbing, this one is worth renting. 
                I haven't ever seen
                this, and I have a premonition that I may never
                see it. Hell, Tuna may be the only guy who's ever
                seen it. But any movie with a title like this and
                flesh from Barbara Bouchet can't be all bad
                 
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                "Switchblade
                Sisters", from Tuna 
                Tuna's comments: 1975 exploitation classic
                Switchblade Sisters was originally released under
                the title "The Jezebels." It did not do
                well under that name, and was renamed Switchblade
                Sisters. It was released on DVD today by Quintin
                Tarantino, who teams with director Jack Hill to
                produce a complete commentary track. Given
                Tarantino's energy and enthusiasm, the commentary
                is almost worth the price of the DVD alone. This
                is exploitation giant Jack Hill's first film
                after leaving Roger Corman. While with Corman, he
                directed the classics Swinging Cheerleaders, Big
                Bird Cage, Big Doll House and discovered Pam
                Greer. 
                The film is about a group of female
                gangbangers who are an adjunct to a male gang.
                After a battle with a rival gang, the women
                decide the men are not worth the effort, and
                become autonomous. Those who are interested in
                the exploitation films genre will want to own
                this DVD, and watch Tarantino's Rolling Thunder
                Productions for more releases.. 
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                "Fires
                Within", from GR 
                Same principle as that
                Duckling movie. Haven't seen it, but given the
                title, and some additional exposure of Greta
                Scacchi for our collections, I think we haveta
                give it some serious stars. I'll definitely get
                my hands on this one when it hits DVD. Story
                about a Cuban political prisoner (Jimmy Smits)
                who makes it to Miami and an anguished reunion
                with his family. Directed by the same woman who
                did the Winona version of Little Women.  
                Scacchi  
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