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  1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
  2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
  8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
  9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
  15. I'm So Miser'ble Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
  17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
  21. Please Bypass this Heart
  22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
  23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
La Liz
  • Elizabeth Hurley was caught by the paparazzi, topless, in Cannes. Boy, those paparazzi aren't exactly Woodward and Bernstein are they? It's not like people in Cannes are usually found wearing parkas and Russian hats.
  • In the past, I've been critical of Hurley. In her 20's, she was another tootsie with big boobs. She was 20-30 pounds overweight, had no career, and her eyebrows were in the official image of former Yankee first baseman Bill "Moose" Skowron. Forget all that. In her 30's, the girl is gorgeous. Her face is lovely. She's in terrific shape: her thighs and bottom are primo, especially when you consider her age, and her stomach is flat. She has acting jobs and a fat modeling contract. As far as I can see, only one downside. Her famous boobs shrunk a bit when she got in shape. But it's a great trade-off, as far as I'm concerned. Check out this picture.
  • Here is La Liz standing, facing the camera.
  • Here she is bending over to look for something, possibly her missing boobs. Why didn't the Hardy boys ever handle cases like this?
  • Dina Meyer
  • These first three files are large collages from Helcrom, correctly sequencing all of Dina's topless scenes in "Starship Troopers". #1
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  • Here we have a blow-up of one of the best frames
  • One more enlargememt from Helcrom.
  • These last two frames are not Helcrom's, but you may want them if you collect.
  • The last frame from Troopers.
  • Helcrom's home page. One of the most eclectic and interesting selections of material on the web, and all free.
  • Movies and More Movies
  • I have discussed before the debate about what is most important in life. Old guys always say "it's your health", and I always argue that it is Mathilda May's breasts. It is not possible to resolve the discussion without narrowing the focus. "Health", for example, is too broad a concept. Are we talking about a fatal disease or what? Because if I'm dying, well Mathilde's boobs won't seem that important. However, looking at them is certainly worth a migraine, and touching them would, I contend, be worth at least a couple of broken bones. Here's a new sighting in "Letters to an Unknown Lover", caps by DonBun
  • PAL latest cap: Carole Chauvet in "Brigade Mondaine ..."
  • Just for your info. This isn't a vidcap or a nude. It is an SBS scan of a fully dressed Dominique Swain, who plays Lolita in the eponymous film
  • Ali MacGraw in "Just Tell Me What You Want"
  • Lee Ann Beaman in "Tropical Heat"
  • Mary'am D'Abo in "Tropical Heat"
  • Yvette McLendon in "Compromising Situations"
  • Sally Kirkland in "Double Threat"
  • Sherrie Rose in "Double Threat"
  • Mimi Craven in "Dogwatch"
  • more of Mimi Craven in "Dogwatch"
  • more of Mimi Craven in "Dogwatch"
  • Lee Grant in "When You Comin'Back, Red Ryder?"
  • Ming-Na Wen in "One Night Stand"
  • Sofia Shinas in ?????
  • Victoria Principal in ?????
  • Alex Kingston in "Moll Flanders". A Boris Scan
  • The home page of BorisScan. Free page specializing in public figures from the U.K.
  • Jacqueline Lovell in "Red Shoe Diaries". Episode: "The Teacher"
  • another frame of Jacqueline Lovell in "Red Shoe Diaries".
  • four more frames of Jacqueline Lovell in "Red Shoe Diaries".
  • Carole Bouquet in ?????