Cougar Scans
Jane Krakowski

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The ever diligent Cougar Scans returns with round 2 of every frame of even partially exposed skin from "Ally McBeal". #s 6,7,8 and 9 all feature some pretty good posterior shots...the only caveat is that they also feature one of the ranking elite from the "Why are they a celebrity" club, Kris Kristofferson. (I think he's actually the current treasurer for the club)

For those of you looking for a sneak peak of her bum without a horrible B actor...try #33. Or click the thumbnail indices to find your favorite.

Jennifer Sommerfield (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)

Jane Kaczmarek (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Gabrielle van Leuvin (1, 2, 3, 4)

Sara Costa (1, 2)

Comments by Perkeo:
They are all from the movie "Wildly Available" which, the nudity notwithstanding, I think is a very good movie with a great lead actor. Most of the pics are of Jennifer Sommerfield who is the lead actress, with the other pics split between Jane Kaczmarek (the mother on Malcom in the Middle) and 2 no-names who play strippers, Gabrielle van Leuvin and Sara Costa.

Jr's Notes: I think these may be the first 'caps of "Malcom..." co-star Jane Kaczmarek to appear in the Fun House. At least they are the first that I've seen, and I don't recall there being any in the Encyclopedia. By the way...there is nudity in every one of these images!

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Sofie Lassen Kahlke (1, 2, 3) Comments By the Reaper, as I think he sums it up best:
She's a young Danish actress who have played a lot of small parts in Danish movies and television. The movie Kærlighed Ved Første Hik (Love At First Hiccup) from 1999 was her first leading role. It's a typical romantic comedy about highschool love based on a well known Danish book. The movie is pretty cut (most thanks to Sofie) and went on to be the second highest grossing Danish movie ever in Denmark. Sofie has been compared to (a young) Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock.

Jr's Tips: #2 has the best breast exposure of the young Danish actress.

Blinky's Runway Report
Here is Day 1 of 2 featuring Danielle Zinaich
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Jr's tips: #2 is interesting. It features a nice see-thru top, and eyebrows previously only seen on muppets and the Commandant from the "Police Academy" movies. A bold fashion statement!
and ...
Sharon Stone Miscellaneous award show sighting with a see-thru nipple peek. I think it was the 15th Annual Academy of Award Show Awards, or something.
Sigourney Weaver From "Une femme ou deux". Yes folks...French movie=Gérard Depardieu. A minimal sighting that is masked by Sigourney's bare breast. Oddly enough, this movie also co-starred Dr. Ruth! Now there's a powerful cast!

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"The Wild Side", from Tuna

Tuna's commentary:

First, the highlight of this film is the lesbian relationship between Anne Heche and Joan Chen. They have a real chemistry together, and the love scenes are hot. As an added plus, neither was shy about nudity. Evidently, this film was first released as a mangled TV version, then re-released the way it should have been shown on DVD. The plot revolves around Heche, who is a bank executive by day and a $1,500 a night call girl at night (she needs to pay her mortgage) who gets involved with Christopher Walken who is the worlds largest money launderer. Walken involves Heche with his wife (Joan Chen) in a huge laundering scam through Heche's bank. Heche is blackmailed into helping the Feds catch Walken, and falls instantly in love with Chen.

This film has energy, pace, competent acting, lovely bodies, a complex plot and lots of shock value. The photography is very well done as well. It held my attention beginning to end.

thumbnails Anne Heche (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) Anne Heche and Joan Chen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)


"Vacation", from Tuna

Can you believe it has been 17 years since this one kicked off the series? They just released another one a couple of years ago. Well, the first one was pretty funny, especially the parody of Disneyland called Wally World. This one was written by John Hughes, directed by Harold Ramis, featuring some of Ramis' old SCTV cohorts as well as the usual Chase-D'Angelo matchup.

In this version, Chase takes his family on a cross-country auto trip, where they get bilked by sleazy auto salesman and later by repairmen, end up with a dead aunt on the roof of the station wagon, get lost in impenetrable high-crime neighborhoods and endless deserts, see the world's biggest ball of twine, and dream about seeing the House of Mud, in their quest for "so much fucking fun we'll be whistling Zippity Doo Dah out of our assholes". Many of us can recognize the trips we took with our own parents.

There were a lot of funny moments in the first one. In the latest ones, the only moments worth watching are the ones with Randy Quaid as the pathetic loser cousin who lives on a nuclear testing site, and is happy to be there, free from his job in the asbestos plant, free to dine as he pleases on Hamburger Helper without the hamburger.

This movie features one of the most famous filmed bloopers, in D'Angelo's shower sequence, when the camera reveals her blue panties.

thumbnails Beverly D'Angelo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

"Cocktail", from GR

The Bryan Brown curse strikes again. Must be the worst movie Tom Cruise ever made. The worst movie Elisabeth Shue ever made. The worst movie Kelly Lynch and Gina Gershon ever made. Well, you get the point. A really bad movie, a complete waste of your time, and a complete waste of the talented cast, except for a dazzlingly choreographed team-bartender sequence with Brown and Cruise imitating one of those juggling acts that used to be on Ed Sullivan every week. The first time I saw this movie, I left the theater thinking "why did they make this film?". I still don't know.

Elisabeth Shue

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