Top One Reason why Cannes is the best film festival

1. Nobody gets naked at Tribeca, Toronto or Sundance.

Today's Cannes paparazzi shot: Lily Allen is back for the third time. This time she's topless.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.










Jeff (Doug Jeffery) is a low level architect, and engaged. He attends his high school reunion, and makes contact with Angela (Jennifer Burton), a girl who almost ruined his life before. The two used to exchange dares. She has improved her game, and almost destroys him.

This film is similar to I Like to Play Games, one of the best in the soft-core genre, in that the plot is interesting and the director doesn't dwell on the simulated sex. There are some highly amusing supporting characters, and the leads can actually act. This is top-notch couples erotica.

We have nudity from Chandra, Jennifer Burton, J.J. Mantia and Jennifer Behr - enough for 120 collages.

Jennifer Behr


Jennifer Burton


J.J. Mantia











Sassy Sue



Today the seventies tour continues with Sassy Sue. Karen Cooknell only has two credits at IMDB, so this would have to be her shining moment, when she bared it all while getting it on with the local hayseed. Caps and seven clips.



Sharon Kelly was an actress who also did porn under the name Colleen Brennan, so she was not bashful when the lucky hayseed got to sample her charms. Caps and 4 clips.









Hollow Man


Kim Dickens

(film clip)


Hollow Man to be continued ...







Notes and collages

Private School


Betsy Russell


... continuation of an earlier series, featuring one of the most memorable of the youthploitation films from the golden age of that genre ...







Reese Witherspoon in a bikini. Reese obviously isn't a gym rat.

Laura Vandervoort in a bikini. Laura is decidedly fitter.
Some new collages, beginning with Amy Smart in Road Trip
... Barbara Crampton in Re-Animator
... and Jeanne Tripplehorn in Basic Instinct


Film Clips

The women of Basic Training

Pamela Anderson in Raw Justice (1994)

When, oh when, will the film community give Pam the retrospective that her career has earned?

Lina Romay in Downtown (1975)

A very young (23ish) Farrah Fawcett in Myra Breckinridge (1970)