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Wednesday

Celeb and Web

President Clinton is now at odds with former Hollywood cronies over violence in movies, but he's not giving back the freebies. His 1998 Financial Disclosure Report shows nearly 20 grand in gifts from celebs, including a $1400 set of golf clubs from Jack Nicholson, and $700 worth of Kenny G CD's. OK, that's it with Clinton for me. I could put up with the phony wars, the rape, the wasting of my tax dollars, but anybody with $700 worth of Kenny G CD's has lost my respect. Since you can buy about 100,000 Kenny G CD's for that amount from the bargain bins at Best Buy, he must have to use about 12 rooms of the White House to store them. We've made our compromises on this site. We've had to show Depardieu's dick and Mickey Rourke having sex, but we've enver sunk so low as to present anything marginally related to Kenny G. So what gifts composed the remaining 17 grand? Let's just say it was a variety of things from Charlie Sheen.

The ever-efficient US Post Office printed 100 million stamps with a picture of the Grand Canyon, and the words, Grand Canyon, Colorado. Just one small problem. Although the Grand Canyon was carved by the Colorado River, it's in Arizona.

The US Supreme Court voted Monday to hear arguments about how far local governments can go in banning nude dancing. A court in Erie, Pennsylvania upheld a law requiring g-string and pasties, but a higher court ruled the law unconstitutional. What about nude dancing to Kenny G CD's?

Some British Evangelicals have set up a website that trains a camera on Jerusalem's Golden Gate 24 hours a day, so you won't miss the Second Coming. Man, and they talk about Cub Fans having a long wait.

Poor Britney Spears - controversy at every turn. The New York Post reported that her official web site will be created by Michael Bolanos, former webmaster of an erotic site. Bolanos said "it wasn't adult, it was G-rated. Playboy Channel stuff". Now I'm kinda glad I didn't get that Playboy Channel.

The Realist

Realist seems to be digging into some new sources lately. These first few pictures are punk performer Karine Elkins. I liked this image the best of the three.

Karine Elkins. Nice topless shot.

Karine Elkins. This one is weird, but no nudity to speak of.

The next three have no nudity at all. They are Carrie-Anne Moss in that black vinyl outfit from The Matrix

Carrie-Anne Moss

The next three are Sarah O'Hare, the model who is engaged to Murdoch's heir.

Sarah O'Hare

O'Hare again. I didn't see any nudity in this one.

Here's Julie Strain in costume as FAKK-II

Katarina Vasilissa in a Tinto Brass film called "The Voyeur"

Katarina Vasilissa. I never have figured why this Polish actress uses a Russian pseudonym. Does this make it easier for us westerners to relate to her?